Roxy Music

While Mistress MJ is busy with non-blogging-related activities, she’s hired Infomaniac Bitch ROXY to organize a good, old-fashioned sing-a-long…

Enjoy.

While You’re Waiting

Mistress MJ is busy preparing your Pussies and Bitches post.

Here’s a nice photo, in the meantime, of Beast and his doggie…

I Sold My Body For Bingo

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Now you know.

They’re Playing My Song!

Click here to listen.

Then click here to make your own!

How to Insert a Hershey’s Kiss

Oh, like you don’t already know.

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Filthy Friday

Once again, the ever-so-fabulous Thom from Chateau Thombeau has reached into his bag of tricks to bring us this week’s Filthy Friday.

Thank you, Thom.

All Tied Up

Mistress MJ is all tied up and won't be back until Friday.

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She regrets that she hasn't time to respond to your comments but she always enjoys reading them.

DIY Project

Now that Mistress MJ has recovered from her Vodka hangover, she intends to get high and spend the rest of the day matching her mood to her refrigerator…



NOTE: There's over a minute of tripping through the woods before I actually set about to working on the refrigerator.

Good Morning, Bitches

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This has been a message from the President of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

Infomaniac Properties

Infomaniac has expanded into the realty market.

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Any takers?

A Friendly Reminder

This is a reminder to submit your pet pics by Saturday, February 26th for our upcoming Pussies and Bitches post.

Blogger Beast and his kitty

Mistress MJ does not want to have to remind you again.

Definition of DEADLINE
1: a line drawn within or around a prison that a prisoner passes at the risk of being shot
2a : a date or time before which something must be done
2b : the time after which copy is not accepted for a particular issue of a publication

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

Thanks to ace wenis reporter Miss Normadesmond for uncovering this week’s find…

Panties! Panties! Panties!

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(click pic to enlarge the panty MADNESS!)

Mistress MJ is nutty for knickers!

We Like a Gay Song

We like a gay song.

Don’t you?

Tell us your fave gay tune.

Pay Attention to the Rules

As usual, there is at least one Infomaniac Bitch who does NOT understand the rules of entry to our latest Pussies and Bitches event.

This time, I am unhappy to report, it is Miss Scarlet…

Who, me?

We CLEARLY asked you all to submit photos of your animal friends; be that your own pet, an animal you petsit like Beast does, a childhood pet, or an animal who shared your life the past.

Nowhere in our post does it state that the animal in question be fictional or ON TELLY!

This “Harvey” is Miss Scarlet’s submission…



Ahem.

Remember that you have until Saturday, February 26th to submit your animal friend’s photograph.

PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES AS LAID OUT BY THE STAFF AT INFOMANIAC.


Thank you to those of you who have followed the rules to the letter and successfully submitted your entries.

Pussies and Bitches

February 20th is “Love Your Pet Day”.

To celebrate, Infomaniac asks you to submit photographs of your cats, dogs, hamsters or other animal companions.

It’s been a couple of years since we’ve done this so it’s high time we did it again!

You have until Saturday, February 26th to email your submissions (email address is in my Blogger Profile.)

Please also include a little blurb about your animal friend.

We’ll publish all their photos in a post soon after that.

And remember…

EVERY day is Love Your Pet Day.

NOTE: If your household is without an animal but you have a favourite animal friend (perhaps you sit for a friend's dogs like Beast does, for example), you may participate in this as well. You are also welcome to submit a photo of a childhood animal or an animal you’ve had in the past, if you prefer.

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning

Saturday Night and Sunday Morning...

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Tell us about yours.

Crisco Party!

It’s been well over a year since our last Crisco Party.

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Since we have all this leftover Crisco from baking Miss Janey’s birthday cake…

It’s time for another Crisco party!

Bet you thought Crisco was just for frying chicken!

Happy Birthday, Miss Janey!

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[illustration by Vince Ray]

For the love of all that is holy, would someone PLEASE bake Miss Janey a birthday cake?

HouseBoy: The Board Game

Thanks to Inexplicable DeVice for bringing a new board game to our attention.

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The following is a loose description (taken from here) of HouseBoy: The Board Game...

“You and the other players are “house boys” in the home of the gay, wealthy, and elderly Jonathan Glamcock, who is in his last days. Your goal is to suck up to Jonathan by doing chores around the house in hopes of winning his good favor (and, in the end, his fortune)– but you can’t resist boinking the other boys as well, despite the cameras all around the house spying on you.”

From the publisher: “The best player is the one that gets the most action with the other house boys while keeping a façade of faithfulness to Jonathan by doing the most chores and thereby winning his entire fortune.”

We ask you now to adjourn to the Infomaniac Games Room to test out the game and give us your version of what happens.

Filthy Friday

Thanks to Thom at Chateau Thombeau for this week’s Filthy Friday submission!

Accessorize Your Houseboy

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Collar and cuffs sold separately.

Secret Homo Signals

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Share your secret homo signals with the rest of us!

Wenis Wednesday

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Thank You, Pink Partiers!

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Thanks to the 23 Infomaniac Bitches who made the Pink Party a success by submitting a host of pink objects to decorate the Pink Room.

As a result of your good behaviour at the party, Mistress MJ saw no need to reach for her Pink Mace of Malice…

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Nor did she feel the need to release Inexplicable DeVice’s Pink Doll of Doom upon you…

All in all, it was a splendid affair.

Thanks to everyone who submitted pink objects and everyone who dropped by simply to bask in the pinkness of it all.

Let’s do it again sometime!

And to those of you who haven’t noticed, there’s cake for you in the post below.

Party Cake

The Pink Party isn't over until you’ve all eaten a slice of cake.

The Cherry Pink Party Cake is ready.

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Help yourselves, bitches.

Pink Party

Are you ready to party, bitches?

Mistress MJ invites you to a PINK PARTY here at Infomaniac.

We asked you to submit PINK OBJECTS for the Infomaniac Pink Room and now it’s time to invite you in for a look around.

Attention Mago: As you can see from the photo above, we already have a pink worm so we won’t be needing yours…

Who’s that pulling up to the curb? Oh, I see that all the party-goers have packed into Miss Scarlet’s pink Nissan Figaro…

Thanks to Mitzi, you’re greeted at the door by the High Priestess of Pink: Miss Barbara Cartland…

But what’s this? It seems that Dame Barbara isn’t the only Royal personage in the house. Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) invited Prince Harry…wearing pink underpants!...

A word of warning before we get this party started…

Miss Boxer has assumed the role of bouncer, should things get out of hand…

And remember…Miss Boxer is in charge of the VODKA FOUNTAIN.

Let’s turn on the lights for a good look around, shall we?

I’ll just flick the switch on this stunning light fixture submitted by new Infomaniac Bitch, Zenfancy…

Welcome, Zenfancy! And thanks for the illumination.

Now that we can see, please note the lovely pink flocked wallpaper that Miss Janey spent all day hanging…

Have a seat, won’t you? Rocking chairs provided by Princess…

And I stole THESE from The Hair Hall of Fame when Salon Manager Mr. Cookie wasn’t looking!...

So, what’s everybody wearing?

There’s Hayward sporting the stunning Darya-e Noor pink diamond…

I’ve always wondered where Hayward gets his money, haven’t you?

CyberPete has ditched his Crocs (as there is a No-Crocs policy in effect)…

(thanks, Princess)

Instead, CyberPete’s wearing these rather hideous pink pumps..

CyberPete is Infomaniac’s reigning High Maintenance Queen so expect a hissy fit from him at some point during this party.

Look who’s late to the party and couldn’t even be bothered to change out of her famous fluffy pink dressing gown…

It's Miss Roses!

Did you at least shave your legs, Miss Roses?

Expect to find Miss Roses passed out in the vodka fountain as the party progresses.

Sooner rather than later, I’d say.

Nibbles, anyone? Manda has provided a pink party platter…

If you’re still peckerish, er, peckish, XL is whipping up a CAKE in the MixMaster…

Thirsty? See Roxy by the pink Pepsi Machine…

We wonder what else Roxy's dispensing.

That Pepsi goes right through you, doesn’t it? Never fear. Random Chick has installed a pink urinal…

Games, anyone? Make balloon elephants with Damien!...

Wait up…that’s a rather unusual trunk, isn’t it?

Music? Crank it up, DJ Geoff…

Who’s the wallflower? Oh, it’s Mr. Peenee!...

Says Mr. Peenee, “My pink wall. I carry it with me wherever I find myself. It's perfect for posing or for just propping yourself up when you've had too much of whatever it is you've had too much of.”

Hot from dancing? Grab the pink swim caps provided by Designing Wally and go for a dip..

Or strip down to your pink package like Mr. Cookie!...

Yes, that really is Mr. Cookie.

Giving AyeM8y’s “Little Pirate” stiff competition as the Official Penis of Infomaniac. Perhaps it’s time to hold a contest!

Along comes Felix in Hollywood with his Cyberskin…

Was Mr. Cookie used as the mold for this item, by any chance?

As the party gains momentum, Miss Normadesmond has issued a public health warning to us…

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And finally…

Thanks to Stacia, our dearly departed blogging friend Piggy is represented here today…

"OINK!"

Says Stacia, “He has fabulous hooves and he sits in judgment of you.”

Thanks for coming, bitches!

Party on!