This is why I only golf at private clubs - you see this all the time at the city-owned courses. These people think that just because they pay the greens fee, they can do whatever they want. And I don't have to tell you how distracting the noise is when you're lining up a putt.
ROXY: This is why I only golf at private clubs - you see this all the time at the city-owned courses. These people think that just because they pay the greens fee, they can do whatever they want. And I don't have to tell you how distracting the noise is when you're lining up a putt.
What are his chances of a hole in one?
ANONYMOUS: I shouldn't have seen this so early in the morning; now I have to call in sick. TB
Is your name TB?
Or do you have tuberculosis?
BEAST: Its the Infomaniac Gardening Club Initiation ceremony isnt it . Do I get a prize
"Muriel" no longer able to abide her husbands preoccupation with plastic bondage chains... decided to have the old goat put out to pasture during rutting season.
PRINCESS: "Muriel" no longer able to abide her husbands preoccupation with plastic bondage chains... decided to have the old goat put out to pasture during rutting season.
Deliverance 2
ReplyDeleteWe aim to please!
ReplyDeleteIsn't it a bit early in the year for Santa Claus?
ReplyDeleteA pair of porkers.
ReplyDeleteSx
XL: Deliverance 2
ReplyDeleteCue the banjos.
THOMBEAU: We aim to please!
Mighty mighty pleasin’
My pappy’s corn squeezin’
Whew!
White Lightning
ROSES: Isn't it a bit early in the year for Santa Claus?
This is how he spends his down time.
SCARLET: A pair of porkers.
Mmm…pork scratchings.
Santa Clause Clone # 1 does not realise he is porking Santa Clause Clone # 2 because he is the victim of a wicked elf practical joke.
ReplyDeletea new image for two billy goats gruff, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN: Santa Clause Clone # 1 does not realise he is porking Santa Clause Clone # 2 because he is the victim of a wicked elf practical joke.
ReplyDeleteI fear this is what will happen once Beast gets his hands on the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!
SAVANNAH: a new image for two billy goats gruff, sugar!
Well, I suppose this is a fairy tale of sorts.
This is why I only golf at private clubs - you see this all the time at the city-owned courses. These people think that just because they pay the greens fee, they can do whatever they want. And I don't have to tell you how distracting the noise is when you're lining up a putt.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't have seen this so early in the morning; now I have to call in sick. TB
ReplyDeleteIts the Infomaniac Gardening Club Initiation ceremony isnt it .
ReplyDeleteDo I get a prize
ROXY: This is why I only golf at private clubs - you see this all the time at the city-owned courses. These people think that just because they pay the greens fee, they can do whatever they want. And I don't have to tell you how distracting the noise is when you're lining up a putt.
ReplyDeleteWhat are his chances of a hole in one?
ANONYMOUS: I shouldn't have seen this so early in the morning; now I have to call in sick. TB
Is your name TB?
Or do you have tuberculosis?
BEAST: Its the Infomaniac Gardening Club Initiation ceremony isnt it .
Do I get a prize
See my response to Damien’s comment.
Jerry Garcia's private photoalbum?
ReplyDeleteAre they twins having sex? Someone call Bel Ami!
ReplyDeleteIs there any wonder why the crabgrass is out of control?
ReplyDelete"that's uncle joe, he's hanging kinda low at the junction."
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Jerry Garcia's private photoalbum?
ReplyDeleteCherry Garcia.
COOKIE: Are they twins having sex? Someone call Bel Ami!
Which twin has the Toni?
HAYWARD: Is there any wonder why the crabgrass is out of control?
This is a job for Mr. Nude Infomaniac!
NORMADESMOND: "that's uncle joe, he's hanging kinda low at the junction."
Do you suppose there were homos in Hooterville?
Or poofters in Pixley?
From the looks of it, I would say one of them is getting it up the poop pipe from Tony the Turd Burglar
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: From the looks of it, I would say one of them is getting it up the poop pipe from Tony the Turd Burglar
ReplyDelete"They’re Grrrrreat!"
"Muriel" no longer able to abide her husbands preoccupation with plastic bondage chains... decided to have the old goat put out to pasture during rutting season.
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: "Muriel" no longer able to abide her husbands preoccupation with plastic bondage chains... decided to have the old goat put out to pasture during rutting season.
ReplyDeleteClick to enlarge and tell me…
Is that chain around his neck really necessary?
Hairy Friday or Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's physically possible.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Hairy Friday or Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteFilthy Friday…you KNOW how Mistress MJ loves alliteration!
CYBERPOOF: I don't think that's physically possible.
Why don’t you test it out and report back to us?
Would this, then be "Follicle Friday?
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Would this, then be "Follicle Friday?
ReplyDeleteOh, Cookie, you clever thing!
I don't think so, no.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I probably wouldn't notice much.
R/E my initials TB. It is the initals for my name, Tumescent Bator. My parents were Bulgarian and it means Beloved Prince in English. TB
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I don't think so, no.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I probably wouldn't notice much.
Well, don’t say you weren’t invited.
TB: Welcome to Infomaniac!
R/E my initials TB. It is the initals for my name, Tumescent Bator. My parents were Bulgarian and it means Beloved Prince in English. TB
Well, that’s MUCH more romantic than tuberculosis!
So that's what ZZ Top look like without the cheap sunglasses.
ReplyDeleteEaster Island statues?
ReplyDelete