As a reminder to submit your PINK OBJECTS by Saturday, Infomaniac presents Filthy Friday: the Pink Edition.
Have you submitted your pink objects yet?
If you've missed the previous posts, details on what we're looking for here.
G’won. Click the pic to make it bigger.
My pink thing is lost in there I think.
ReplyDeletePantone Matching System® = PMS
ReplyDeleteIs The Mistress sending us coded messages now?
...It's winking at me!
ReplyDeleteis this a subtle reminder?
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a really pink hole.
ReplyDeleteI just sent my picture. I hope you're happy. I'm quite ashamed of myself.
HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
ReplyDelete........HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
...HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
Yes, Mistress, This is the grand canyon.
ladies and gentlemen - the first rectum to be seen from space. now i must go and find the eye wash.
ReplyDeleteNow Dhaarling... I said "give me your vacant stare for the camera...
ReplyDeletenot your gaping hole."
Tut. I haven't put my reading spectacles on yet - is that a Henry Moore sculpture?
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That must give the beauty therapist doing his 'back, sack and crack' wax a cause for concern.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't want to drop anything down there.
JASON: My pink thing is lost in there I think.
ReplyDeleteWe’ll send in a team to retrieve it.
Buck up, my friend…it could be days.
XL: Pantone Matching System® = PMS
Is The Mistress sending us coded messages now?
How much clearer does it need to be?
MANDA: ...It's winking at me!
Don’t wink back or you’ll encourage it.
NORMADESMOND: is this a subtle reminder?
Subtle, indeed.
You should see what I have to do when I REALLY want to get your attention.
BOXER: Wow. That's a really pink hole.
I just sent my picture. I hope you're happy. I'm quite ashamed of myself.
You’ll have your chance to explain yourself on Monday at our Pink Party.
WALLY: HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
........HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
...HELLO! HELLo HELlo HEllo Hello hello....
Yes, Mistress, This is the grand canyon.
I hope the dam nearby doesn’t break.
KABUKI: ladies and gentlemen - the first rectum to be seen from space. now i must go and find the eye wash.
Along with another pink object…
The giant pink rabbit.
PRINCESS: Now Dhaarling... I said "give me your vacant stare for the camera...
not your gaping hole."
You know actors…some of them just can’t take direction.
SCARLET: Tut. I haven't put my reading spectacles on yet - is that a Henry Moore sculpture?
Yes, and here’s Henry showing it off to one of your former PMs.
ROSES: That must give the beauty therapist doing his 'back, sack and crack' wax a cause for concern.
You wouldn't want to drop anything down there.
We here at the Infomaniac House of Beauty shudder with each booking.
Indeed! And today's Filthy Friday has something of the current British Prime Minister about it.
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SCARLET: Indeed! And today's Filthy Friday has something of the current British Prime Minister about it.
ReplyDeleteThe spitting image!
No, wait…this is the Spitting Image and he looks constipated.
The At Home Golf stimulator lets you practice putting at home or the office and automatically returns your balls.
ReplyDeleteWhen do the boat rides through his tunnel of love start?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: The At Home Golf stimulator lets you practice putting at home or the office and automatically returns your balls.
ReplyDeleteIf I were you, I'd avoid the putting feature.
HAYWARD: When do the boat rides through his tunnel of love start?
When and if you survive the Rotating Barrel ride.
Well now...I think that Mistress needs to sponsor a Black Hole Friday.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Well now...I think that Mistress needs to sponsor a Black Hole Friday.
ReplyDeleteIt’s like the Bermuda Triangle.
I think I see the USS Enterprise in there, and Scotty has the Warp drive set to maximum but the pull is too great, Captian!
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: I think I see the USS Enterprise in there, and Scotty has the Warp drive set to maximum but the pull is too great, Captian!
ReplyDeleteLet’s ask INEXPLICABLE DeVICE to comment on this, if he drops by.
He is, after all, creating a line of StarTrek-inspired fashionable intergalactic fetish wear.
If Miss Janey made it bigger, she might fall in it and die.
ReplyDeleteMama J sends her thanks for the Mistress's birthday wishes.
MISS JANEY: If Miss Janey made it bigger, she might fall in it and die.
ReplyDeleteMama J sends her thanks for the Mistress's birthday wishes.
I thought a simple birthday greeting was in order instead of the usual Infomaniac cake.
Will send a pink something to you but can't stop staring...my eyes...it's so PINK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRANDOM CHICK: Will send a pink something to you but can't stop staring...my eyes...it's so PINK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGot it and I’m sure the fellas will appreciate it!
Does it have a zip code?
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