Thursday, February 17, 2011

Accessorize Your Houseboy

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Collar and cuffs sold separately.
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28 comments:

  1. Princess7:32 AM, February 17, 2011

    Yay First..

    Nice Shoes...

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  2. jason8:02 AM, February 17, 2011

    as Chanel once said, "never leave the room without taking off at least one accessory"
    Or all.

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  3. The Mistress8:18 AM, February 17, 2011

    PRINCESS: Yay First..
    Nice Shoes...

    He can use the heel to stab olives before placing them into your martini glass.

    JASON: as Chanel once said, "never leave the room without taking off at least one accessory"
    Or all.

    Chanel?

    I thought it was TJB!

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  4. The Cool Cookie8:27 AM, February 17, 2011

    Wait - where's the bunny tail?

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  5. The Cool Cookie8:28 AM, February 17, 2011

    And from angle, we can see his mons...

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  6. The Mistress8:43 AM, February 17, 2011

    COOKIE: Wait - where's the bunny tail?

    I don’t imagine Gloria Steinem has anymore use for hers.

    COOKIE: And from angle, we can see his mons...

    That candy isn’t exactly hidden, is it?

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  7. Mitzi 9:01 AM, February 17, 2011

    My maid Carmen would never be able to fit into that, unless they do one in tarpaulin, but then it'll take two big lads and an industrial winch just to fasten her up.

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  8. The Mistress9:07 AM, February 17, 2011

    MITZI: My maid Carmen would never be able to fit into that, unless they do one in tarpaulin, but then it'll take two big lads and an industrial winch just to fasten her up.

    Carmen aka "Daft Cunt"?

    Yes, I’ve just been over to Peenee’s place.

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  9. normadesmond9:48 AM, February 17, 2011

    i always enjoy legs that go all the way up....to a cock.

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  10. Ms Scarlet9:54 AM, February 17, 2011

    I never go anywhere without a pair of large ears.
    I really should have had them pinned back years ago.
    Sx

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  11. The Mistress10:00 AM, February 17, 2011

    NORMADESMOND: i always enjoy legs that go all the way up....to a cock.

    Pop the cork to get to the cock.

    SCARLET: I never go anywhere without a pair of large ears.
    I really should have had them pinned back years ago.

    Mouse ears?

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  12. Ms Scarlet10:54 AM, February 17, 2011

    *squeak*
    Sx

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  13. Mitzi 11:31 AM, February 17, 2011

    She prefers Mr Potato Head. She's not speaking to me at the moment (yawn), she says I interfere in her life, I'm intrusive, nosy and constantly invade her privacy. She didn't tell me herself. I read it in her diary, serves her right, she shouldn't have left it lying about under her mattress.

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  14. The Mistress11:38 AM, February 17, 2011

    SCARLET: *squeak*

    Are you a member of the National Mouse Club?

    MITZI: She prefers Mr Potato Head. She's not speaking to me at the moment (yawn), she says I interfere in her life, I'm intrusive, nosy and constantly invade her privacy. She didn't tell me herself. I read it in her diary, serves her right, she shouldn't have left it lying about under her mattress.

    I say you install a nanny cam.

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  15. von Pfosten12:26 PM, February 17, 2011

    Mu Tai Dong say fun time here!

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  16. The Mistress12:29 PM, February 17, 2011

    Who DARE mention the name of Mu Tai Dong?!

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  17. Polka Dot Queen12:30 PM, February 17, 2011

    The memory of Mu Tai Dong is SACRED!

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  18. Roses1:44 PM, February 17, 2011

    It's quite annoying, he has better calves than me.

    Humpf.

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  19. LẌ1:53 PM, February 17, 2011

    Does the outfit include a codpiece?

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  20. The Mistress3:50 PM, February 17, 2011

    PDQ: The memory of Mu Tai Dong is SACRED!

    Mu Tai Dong!

    Mu Tai Dong!

    ROSES: It's quite annoying, he has better calves than me.
    Humpf.

    And no fluffy pink dressing gown.

    XL: Does the outfit include a codpiece?

    You can borrow this one.

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  21. Roxy4:05 PM, February 17, 2011

    Anything that keeps him from stretching out my lingerie is fine with me.

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  22. The Mistress4:14 PM, February 17, 2011

    ROXY: Anything that keeps him from stretching out my lingerie is fine with me.

    He puts the “ho” in “hose.”

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  23. Miss Janey4:21 PM, February 17, 2011

    Miss J wouldn't tolerate this for a minute. The help going into Miss J's closets, putting on her things prancing around trying to catch Mr. J's eye.

    Miss J would scratch a bitch.

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  24. The Mistress4:24 PM, February 17, 2011

    MISS JANEY: Miss J wouldn't tolerate this for a minute. The help going into Miss J's closets, putting on her things prancing around trying to catch Mr. J's eye.
    Miss J would scratch a bitch.

    We’ve heard how hard it is for you to keep good help.

    AND how Mister J was discovered blowing marabou feathers out of the side of his mouth.

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  25. Inexplicable DeVice4:25 PM, February 17, 2011

    Stilettos.

    Champagne.

    A man.


    Where the Hell is 'Petra?

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  26. The Mistress4:29 PM, February 17, 2011

    IVD: Stilettos.
    Champagne.
    A man.
    Where the Hell is 'Petra?

    Go to Princess’s blog to see what’s happened to Petra.

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  27. CyberPete5:29 PM, February 17, 2011

    Nice bunny ears

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  28. The Mistress2:58 AM, February 18, 2011

    CYBERPOOF: Nice bunny ears

    No detail was overlooked.

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