Thursday, February 24, 2011

Good Morning, Bitches

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This has been a message from the President of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

15 comments:

  1. Gliddy glub gloopy
    Nibby nabby noopy
    La la la lo lo
    Sabba sibby sabba
    Nooby abba nabba
    Le le lo lo
    Tooby ooby walla
    Nooby abba naba
    Early morning singing song????

    Mistress MJ is hungover, not high.

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  2. I didn't want to come right out and say it, Miss Scarlet.

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  3. I will book her in for a butter stick treatment at the Infomaniac beauty parlour immediately.
    Sx

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  4. I'm off spirits for good.

    But in much better news, I'm back on the Guinness!

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  5. SCARLET: I will book her in for a butter stick treatment at the Infomaniac beauty parlour immediately.

    Sounds like a plan.

    But if she asks for an anal bleaching, make sure you don’t use the arsenic-based bleach you used on AyeM8y.

    We can’t risk another lawsuit.

    GEOFF: I'm off spirits for good.
    But in much better news, I'm back on the Guinness!


    Ahhh, Guinness…a meal in a glass.

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  6. Nothings quite as Pretty... As Vodka in the morning....

    May I have a Double?...

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  7. from the looks of things, your trailer's crowded.

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  8. *sigh*

    Obviously, it's not me. My pink, fluffy dressing gown is not checked.

    And I'll pass on the anal bleaching, thanks for offering though.

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  9. PRINCESS: Nothings quite as Pretty... As Vodka in the morning....
    May I have a Double?...


    You’ll have to be content with a single shot.

    Miss Roses has put a strain on our vodka resources.

    ROSES: *sigh*
    Obviously, it's not me. My pink, fluffy dressing gown is not checked.
    And I'll pass on the anal bleaching, thanks for offering though.


    Miss Scarlet is very skilled with the Butter Stick.

    You’re in good hands.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh miss Boxer! Bless 'er!

    The founder of the vodka fountain herself!

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  10. Johnny Walker - der Morgen kommt, Johnny geht ...

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  11. I'm just not myself till I've had that first one of the day - nothing fixes a hacking cough like a nip of Smirnoff.

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