Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Secret Homo Signals

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Share your secret homo signals with the rest of us!

16 comments:

  1. the secret homo hand job is my calling card.

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  2. Are you making a fist, Jason?

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  3. in school i wore false eyelashes. the
    guys that punched me the hardest were fags.

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  4. WALLY: Read between my thighs..

    Is there a Braille edition?

    NORMADESMOND: in school i wore false eyelashes. the
    guys that punched me the hardest were fags.


    I should have been there to bitch-slap them for you.

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  5. Who needed a code when your on stage in black stockings, knee high leather boots and a lurex tunic singing show tunes in the school music festival?

    And Norma, the hardest punchers... always asked for a head job after the show...

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  6. BOXER: **starts up vodka fountain**

    Direct the spray toward Miss Desmond, would you?

    PRINCESS: Who needed a code when your on stage in black stockings, knee high leather boots and a lurex tunic singing show tunes in the school music festival?
    And Norma, the hardest punchers... always asked for a head job after the show...


    Subtle yet effective.

    SCARLET: *Turns into wallflower*

    Would you like to borrow Mr. Peenee’s pink wall?

    As he describes it…

    “My pink wall. I carry it with me wherever I find myself. It's perfect for posing or for just propping yourself up when you've had too much of whatever it is you've had too much of.”

    NORMADESMOND: you know it princess!

    She wrote the book!

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  7. I would wear trousers with an elasticated waist, enabling them to be lowered or raised at extremely short notice... and with minimum fuss.

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  8. MITZI: I would wear trousers with an elasticated waist, enabling them to be lowered or raised at extremely short notice... and with minimum fuss.

    So practical!

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  9. Well there's always learning fancy footwork at the Senator Larry Craig School of Tap Dance.

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  10. COOKIE: Well there's always learning fancy footwork at the Senator Larry Craig School of Tap Dance.

    Have you seen the Larry Craig bobblefoot?

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  11. SCARLET: Oh, a pink wall would be nice.

    I’ll see what I can do.

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