PRINCESS: Who needed a code when your on stage in black stockings, knee high leather boots and a lurex tunic singing show tunes in the school music festival? And Norma, the hardest punchers... always asked for a head job after the show...
“My pink wall. I carry it with me wherever I find myself. It's perfect for posing or for just propping yourself up when you've had too much of whatever it is you've had too much of.”
the secret homo hand job is my calling card.
ReplyDeleteAre you making a fist, Jason?
ReplyDeleteRead between my thighs..
ReplyDeletein school i wore false eyelashes. the
ReplyDeleteguys that punched me the hardest were fags.
WALLY: Read between my thighs..
ReplyDeleteIs there a Braille edition?
NORMADESMOND: in school i wore false eyelashes. the
guys that punched me the hardest were fags.
I should have been there to bitch-slap them for you.
**starts up vodka fountain**
ReplyDeleteWho needed a code when your on stage in black stockings, knee high leather boots and a lurex tunic singing show tunes in the school music festival?
ReplyDeleteAnd Norma, the hardest punchers... always asked for a head job after the show...
*Turns into wallflower*
ReplyDeleteSx
you know it princess!
ReplyDeleteBOXER: **starts up vodka fountain**
ReplyDeleteDirect the spray toward Miss Desmond, would you?
PRINCESS: Who needed a code when your on stage in black stockings, knee high leather boots and a lurex tunic singing show tunes in the school music festival?
And Norma, the hardest punchers... always asked for a head job after the show...
Subtle yet effective.
SCARLET: *Turns into wallflower*
Would you like to borrow Mr. Peenee’s pink wall?
As he describes it…
“My pink wall. I carry it with me wherever I find myself. It's perfect for posing or for just propping yourself up when you've had too much of whatever it is you've had too much of.”
NORMADESMOND: you know it princess!
She wrote the book!
I would wear trousers with an elasticated waist, enabling them to be lowered or raised at extremely short notice... and with minimum fuss.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I would wear trousers with an elasticated waist, enabling them to be lowered or raised at extremely short notice... and with minimum fuss.
ReplyDeleteSo practical!
Well there's always learning fancy footwork at the Senator Larry Craig School of Tap Dance.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: Well there's always learning fancy footwork at the Senator Larry Craig School of Tap Dance.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the Larry Craig bobblefoot?
Oh, a pink wall would be nice.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Oh, a pink wall would be nice.
ReplyDeleteI’ll see what I can do.