Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Emergency Underpants

How many times have soiled underpants ruined your day?

Don’t let it happen again!

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents with Emergency Underpants.

Available here.
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22 comments:

  1. jason8:33 PM, February 01, 2011

    Number 1.
    oops.
    Uh...I mean Number 2.

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  2. The Mistress8:37 PM, February 01, 2011

    I can see I’m going to have to buy these by the caseload if the rest of the Infomaniac bitches are anything like you.

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  3. kabuki zero8:38 PM, February 01, 2011

    i don't want be number 2. that means poo. but it does number three, cause i can't figure out what that is. but i know it's nasty.

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  4. The Mistress8:41 PM, February 01, 2011

    They are not giant splooge rags if THAT helps.

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  5. LẌ9:02 PM, February 01, 2011

    It says they are "Safe." Anti-wedgie?

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  6. normadesmond9:07 PM, February 01, 2011

    i love that word splooge!

    these are perfect for the car in case you have an accident & wind up in an ambulance.

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  7. designing wally9:18 PM, February 01, 2011

    Grab & Go! is my favorite!

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  8. The Mistress9:43 PM, February 01, 2011

    XL: It says they are "Safe." Anti-wedgie?

    Why don’t we try them out on YOU?

    Would you care for a standard issue wedgie or an atomic wedgie?

    NORMADESMOND: i love that word splooge!
    these are perfect for the car in case you have an accident & wind up in an ambulance.

    What your mother told you about clean underwear was right, Norma.

    WALLY: Grab & Go! is my favorite!

    Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations!

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  9. Thombeau9:56 PM, February 01, 2011

    I have one of these handy dispensers in every room over at the Chateau. As well you know.

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  10. The Mistress10:01 PM, February 01, 2011

    THOMBEAU: I have one of these handy dispensers in every room over at the Chateau. As well you know.

    Only your dispensers are gilded!

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  11. boneman10:34 PM, February 01, 2011

    good news/bad news/same ol' news

    Good News: Tobacco smokers may get lung cancer, but, not necessarily.

    Bad News: If they don't get lung cancer, they will most likely fall to renal failure.

    Same Ol' News: Even if they have to wear their bag out to the smoking spot outside, they will. Heck, even if they have to hold that cigarette up to the hole in their neck, they probably will.

    Tip for the wise... Invest in companies that sell temporary underwear or even depends and similar products.

    Then again, we only live once, right? And, as I am so fond of saying...we're only here for a short while. Get all the good laughs you can (Will Rogers)

    d=^))

    And now... off to the throne room!

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  12. The Mistress10:44 PM, February 01, 2011

    BONEMAN: Be careful where you aim.

    I’ve just had the toilets sanitized!

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  13. kabuki zero11:14 PM, February 01, 2011

    does anyone else smell poo? anyone? really.

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  14. ayeM8y12:03 AM, February 02, 2011

    The economy pack really works out well for me in my profession.

    *Reaches across the bed, plucks a fresh pair and yells, “NEXT”!*

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  15. CyberPete1:09 AM, February 02, 2011

    That reminds me of something. Expect an email soonish

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  16. BEAST1:21 AM, February 02, 2011

    Oh no Pete is mailing you his soiled under crackers :-(

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  17. CyberPete1:47 AM, February 02, 2011

    No Beastie, but swing by my blog and be flattered

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  18. Ms Scarlet2:35 AM, February 02, 2011

    Not sure that I need the emergency underpants... but can I put my name down for an emergency yodel?
    Sx

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  19. Roses2:47 AM, February 02, 2011

    Do they come in black lace?

    I don't wear white.

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  20. The Mistress4:46 AM, February 02, 2011

    kabuki: does anyone else smell poo? anyone? really.

    Beast has filled his nappy again.

    YOU change him this time.

    AYEM8Y: The economy pack really works out well for me in my profession.
    *Reaches across the bed, plucks a fresh pair and yells, “NEXT”!*

    Mistress MJ clicked your link and wants one of those dispensers in every chamber.

    CYBERPOOF: That reminds me of something. Expect an email soonish

    Good find!

    See this post I did back in 2007 for some similar gadgetry.

    BEAST: Oh no Pete is mailing you his soiled under crackers :-(

    You’re not the ONLY one who does such things, you know.

    CYBERPOOF: No Beastie, but swing by my blog and be flattered

    I can’t believe you’ve given Beast hair.

    SCARLET: Not sure that I need the emergency underpants... but can I put my name down for an emergency yodel?

    I can only imagine what sort of madness you’d get up to with a yodeling pickle.

    ROSES: Do they come in black lace?
    I don't wear white.

    Have another vodka and you will.

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  21. Ms Scarlet5:02 AM, February 02, 2011

    ...I can see that I'm going to be busy this weekend....
    Sx

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  22. Kapitano2:59 PM, February 02, 2011

    Emergency underpants - to be used only in an emergency.

    Because if it's not an emergency they're just totally...pants.

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