RANDOM CHICK: You should package that thing up and market it to little children everywhere. What a marvelous toy to brighten a child's day! Do it for the children.
But first it must pass the Toy Safety Council’s standards.
For example…
Is the toy constructed so small parts could be removed and swallowed? Does the toy have hidden sharp points or prongs that might be exposed? Is it inappropriate for the child's age?
KAPI: I love a man in uniform.
Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
LULU: Is this on of the US presidents?
Dwight D. Eisenhower, perhaps?
I say this because during his presidential campaign in the fifties, there was an “I Like Ike” slogan.
And you can see how easily that could be misinterpreted as “I Lick Dick.”
A handsome little outfit, but a vest would have completed it nicely.
ReplyDeleteWTF Wenis!
ReplyDeleteROXY: A handsome little outfit, but a vest would have completed it nicely.
ReplyDeleteWe could give him Beast’s vest.
XL: WTF Wenis!
You said it!
Who's a good little soldier???
ReplyDeleteEntertaining the troops in Afghanistan proved to be a jap's eye-opening experience!
ReplyDeleteWALLY: Who's a good little soldier???
ReplyDeleteYou’ve played this game before, haven’t you?
MITZI: Entertaining the troops in Afghanistan proved to be a jap's eye-opening experience!
Speaking of entertaining the troops, have you seen this photo of Roxy?
"do you starch everything?"
ReplyDeleteWally stole my line. Damnit.
ReplyDelete*stomps off*
You should package that thing up and market it to little children everywhere. What a marvelous toy to brighten a child's day! Do it for the children.
ReplyDeleteI love a man in uniform.
ReplyDeleteIs this on of the US presidents?
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: "do you starch everything?"
ReplyDeleteMartha told me “it’s a good thing.”
ROSES: Wally stole my line. Damnit.
*stomps off*
Play nicely with the other bitches.
RANDOM CHICK: You should package that thing up and market it to little children everywhere. What a marvelous toy to brighten a child's day! Do it for the children.
But first it must pass the Toy Safety Council’s standards.
For example…
Is the toy constructed so small parts could be removed and swallowed?
Does the toy have hidden sharp points or prongs that might be exposed?
Is it inappropriate for the child's age?
KAPI: I love a man in uniform.
Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
LULU: Is this on of the US presidents?
Dwight D. Eisenhower, perhaps?
I say this because during his presidential campaign in the fifties, there was an “I Like Ike” slogan.
And you can see how easily that could be misinterpreted as “I Lick Dick.”
Have I gone off on a tangent?
amazingly enough. kabuki was actually thinking about penis. go figure.
ReplyDeleteYou went off, Mistress?
ReplyDeleteOh hello Sergeant Wrinklelog! I didn't know you would be around this evening.. I shall be right back with your personal hors d'oeuvres~!
ReplyDeleteKABUKI: amazingly enough. kabuki was actually thinking about penis. go figure.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ knows that because she can read palms.
And yours are quite hairy.
MAGO: You went off, Mistress?
Mistress MJ does not have a “sell by” date!
MANDA: Oh hello Sergeant Wrinklelog! I didn't know you would be around this evening.. I shall be right back with your personal hors d'oeuvres~!
Kipper Surprise?
... i'll better shut up now ...
ReplyDeleteMAGO: ... i'll better shut up now ...
ReplyDeleteA wise decision.
Who's a good little soldier?
ReplyDelete... nom ... nomnom ...
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