Wednesday, February 02, 2011

The Infomaniac House of Joy

Mistress MJ continues to buy up properties as the Infomaniac Empire expands.

We’re naming our latest acquisition The Infomaniac House of Joy.

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As you can see, it’s a fixer-upper.

Suggestions for its use?
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  1. LẌ8:20 PM, February 02, 2011

    Excellent purchase -- you're saving money on the signage!

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  2. The Mistress8:23 PM, February 02, 2011

    I’ll need to blacken the white stripes on the stockings for authenticity.

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  3. LẌ8:46 PM, February 02, 2011

    I have no joy tonight as my Mac Mini bit the dust. Is the vodka fountain open yet?

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  4. The Mistress8:53 PM, February 02, 2011

    I suggest we move the Infomaniac Drinking Club AND the VODKA FOUNTAIN into the Infomaniac House of Joy for tonight.

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  5. normadesmond9:02 PM, February 02, 2011

    i recommend a thorough cleaning
    followed by burning it to the ground.

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  6. The Mistress9:06 PM, February 02, 2011

    It won't take much to spark the flame if you hold the match near Miss Roses' breath.

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  7. designing wally9:09 PM, February 02, 2011

    MJ... that's what I was thinking...
    Let's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.

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  8. CyberPete12:45 AM, February 03, 2011

    I say, paint it yellow, throw some petrol on it and lit a match.

    That'll take care of the leisure suited lounge lizards and other vermin

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  9. Ms Scarlet2:49 AM, February 03, 2011

    I think the signage speaks for itself... obviously is should be turned into a launderette.
    Sx

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  10. Roses2:58 AM, February 03, 2011

    That second sign makes me think inside is a collection devoted to Dr Seuss.

    Which actually, would make me quite happy. I'm very fond of his verse.

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  11. Damien4:17 AM, February 03, 2011

    ***grabs the broom***

    Mistress why didn't you command me to sweep EARLIER?!?!?!?!?

    I need direction Mistress !!!!!!

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  12. boneman4:53 AM, February 03, 2011

    a paint store?
    (obviously out of touch, eh?)

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  13. Inexplicable DeVice5:04 AM, February 03, 2011

    You know what would make me joyous? Walking in there (after it's done up, of course) and finding row upon row of fart-free cakes!

    And a barely clothed Tim serving them.

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  14. The Mistress5:22 AM, February 03, 2011

    WALLY: MJ... that's what I was thinking...
    Let's use it for the liquor room, (& alcove bar). I mean you can't possibly expect me to take a proper inventory with all these lushes around? You can trust me, as I don't drink much.

    I’m going to have to frisk you, Wally.

    CYBERPOOF: I say, paint it yellow, throw some petrol on it and lit a match.
    That'll take care of the leisure suited lounge lizards and other vermin

    Why not paint it red to go with your eyes?

    I see you’ve been at the vodka fountain.

    SCARLET: I think the signage speaks for itself... obviously is should be turned into a launderette.

    Do you suppose Pauline and Dot from EastEnders are available for shift work?

    ROSES: That second sign makes me think inside is a collection devoted to Dr Seuss.
    Which actually, would make me quite happy. I'm very fond of his verse.

    Here’s a fun little poem from the good doctor…

    I did not kill my lovely wife.
    I did not slash her with a knife.
    I did not bonk her on the head.
    I did not know that she was dead.

    DAMIEN: ***grabs the broom***
    Mistress why didn't you command me to sweep EARLIER?!?!?!?!?
    I need direction Mistress !!!!!!

    SWEEP IT, DAMIEN, DAMMIT. SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BONEMAN: a paint store?
    (obviously out of touch, eh?)

    Are you trying to lure me with that bottle?

    IVD: You know what would make me joyous? Walking in there (after it's done up, of course) and finding row upon row of fart-free cakes!
    And a barely clothed Tim serving them.

    So you want to have your cake and eat it too?

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  15. The Cool Cookie10:14 AM, February 03, 2011

    Like Edith Wharton did with House of Mirth, write the great Canadian Novel call House of Joy.

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  16. The Mistress10:40 AM, February 03, 2011

    COOKIE: Like Edith Wharton did with House of Mirth, write the great Canadian Novel call House of Joy.

    My novel would be more along the plot lines of House of the Rising Sun.

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  17. Mitzi 5:38 PM, February 03, 2011

    Have you thought about becoming a vice Baroness with a brothel empire across Canada? Xanadu Cottage the home for fallen women.

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  18. The Mistress8:53 PM, February 03, 2011

    MITZI: Have you thought about becoming a vice Baroness with a brothel empire across Canada? Xanadu Cottage the home for fallen women.

    Capital idea, Mitzi…but replace the fallen women with randy gays.

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