Monday, September 27, 2010

Bazoom Girl

While we await new photos of Mr. Nude Infomaniac, please welcome our Bazoom Girl…

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  1. LẌ3:52 AM, September 27, 2010

    Roses?

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice4:24 AM, September 27, 2010

    Well, I don't quite know what to say? Are they weapons of some sort?

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  3. Princess6:26 AM, September 27, 2010

    Tassel Twirling Titties...
    How clever!

    She may well achieve Lift Off at that speed....

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  4. Anonymous6:40 AM, September 27, 2010

    Jennie Lee states that she is THE Bazoom Girl, the one and only, the real deal - were there fake Bazooms, fraudulent fudges and shams? Is Fat Freddie the Better Bazoom? My head is swirling ...

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  5. The Mistress7:25 AM, September 27, 2010

    XL: Roses?

    Miss Roses would be my first guess if this photo were not so old.

    Roses’ grandmother, perhaps?

    IVD: Well, I don't quite know what to say? Are they weapons of some sort?

    JUGgernauts!

    PRINCESS: Tassel Twirling Titties...
    How clever!
    She may well achieve Lift Off at that speed....

    Or whiplash.

    MAGO: Jennie Lee states that she is THE Bazoom Girl, the one and only, the real deal - were there fake Bazooms, fraudulent fudges and shams? Is Fat Freddie the Better Bazoom? My head is swirling ...

    I haven’t done the research but I’m sure that era was rife with Bazoom Girl imposters.

    To Jennie’s credit, she was one of the founders and the president of "The Exotic Dancers League of North America" which fought in a first moment to improve the pay rate and the working conditions for burlesque dancers.

    AND she had a loyal following who called themselves the Bazoomers.

    Mistress MJ has Infomaniac Bitches. Jennie had Bazoomers.

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  6. CyberPete7:26 AM, September 27, 2010

    I have never...

    By the way, I think your avatar has disappeared MJ.

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  7. CyberPete7:27 AM, September 27, 2010

    Oh, it's back again.

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  8. Ms Scarlet7:32 AM, September 27, 2010

    I have now been inspired to find a new use for my curtain tassles...
    Sx

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  9. The Mistress7:39 AM, September 27, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: I have never...
    By the way, I think your avatar has disappeared MJ.
    Oh, it's back again.

    Are you still nipping at the gin?

    By the way, I still can't see your avatar.

    SCARLET: I have now been inspired to find a new use for my curtain tassles...

    Excellent!

    AND you can use the draperies and the curtain rod to create a fetching curtain dress.

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  10. Ms Scarlet7:41 AM, September 27, 2010

    I can use the tie-backs as a belt and matching headband!
    Sx

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  11. LẌ8:01 AM, September 27, 2010

    "Are they weapons of some sort?"
    -- IDV

    They're Weapons of Mass Distraction!

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  12. Michael Guy8:26 AM, September 27, 2010

    She looks genuinely happy in her choice of career. That's hard to obtain.

    Actually if my moobies get any bigger maybe I can share in her happiness...

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  13. CyberPete8:44 AM, September 27, 2010

    All avatars including mine are gone now.

    Not sure how relevant that is, but oh well.

    The gin is lovely.

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  14. The Mistress9:01 AM, September 27, 2010

    SCARLET: I can use the tie-backs as a belt and matching headband!

    It pays to get crafty and tighten your belt in these turbulent economic times.

    XL: "Are they weapons of some sort?"
    -- IDV
    They're Weapons of Mass Distraction!

    Torpedoes?

    MICHAEL GUY: She looks genuinely happy in her choice of career. That's hard to obtain.
    Actually if my moobies get any bigger maybe I can share in her happiness...

    I can’t comment on your chest but your arse is delightful.

    CYBERPOOF: All avatars including mine are gone now.
    Not sure how relevant that is, but oh well.
    The gin is lovely.

    I see everyone’s avatars except yours.

    Perhaps my personal IT consultant can check in on this matter…

    XL?

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  15. LẌ9:06 AM, September 27, 2010

    I can see everybody's avatar except for Pete's.

    I still maintain he's doing that to impress the Coven Search Committee.

    Otherwise, I suspect yet another Blogger screw-up.

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  16. Ms Scarlet9:18 AM, September 27, 2010

    I can see everyone, including Pete.
    It happens sometimes... it's just a glitch.. I think!
    Sx

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  17. eroswings9:41 AM, September 27, 2010

    Welcome Bazoom Girl!

    Here, let me give you a hand with your (fun)bags!

    I can't see CP's avatar--then again, I'm distracted by the charms of Bazoom girl! What amazing talent!

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  18. The Mistress10:01 AM, September 27, 2010

    XL, SCARLET AND EROS: Thank you for reporting on Pete’s sometimes invisible/sometimes visible avatar.

    I shall stop harping on about it for the time being.

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  19. LaDivaCucina10:16 AM, September 27, 2010

    Now there is a lady with bodacious, tassled Ta Tas! What a great photo!

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  20. Heff10:23 AM, September 27, 2010

    Gotta love the Bazoom Girl !!!

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  21. The Mistress10:58 AM, September 27, 2010

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Now there is a lady with bodacious, tassled Ta Tas! What a great photo!

    But can she make the tassels swirl both ways like you can?

    HEFF: Gotta love the Bazoom Girl !!!

    An A+ on the Heff Woodometre?

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  22. The Cool Cookie11:26 AM, September 27, 2010

    I was so happy when my father married Bazoom Girl. She was much more entertaining than his third wife "Miss Sucks Salesmen's Dick" and his fourth wife "Mrs. Unibrow"

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  23. The Mistress11:56 AM, September 27, 2010

    MR. COOKIE: I was so happy when my father married Bazoom Girl. She was much more entertaining than his third wife "Miss Sucks Salesmen's Dick" and his fourth wife "Mrs. Unibrow"

    Is it any wonder you’re in therapy?

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  24. Roses12:32 PM, September 27, 2010

    She could take someone's eyes out with that equipment.

    XL, I'd be flattered, except I'm not and never have been blonde (even though people will tell you I still act that way).

    MJ, if I was her grand-daughter, I think I'd be a lot richer and have had loads more fun. Mind you, as I've left it late, I'll work hard to catch up.

    Vodka anyone?

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  25. normadesmond12:32 PM, September 27, 2010

    why that's talent with a capital w.

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  26. The Mistress1:08 PM, September 27, 2010

    ROSES: She could take someone's eyes out with that equipment.
    XL, I'd be flattered, except I'm not and never have been blonde (even though people will tell you I still act that way).
    MJ, if I was her grand-daughter, I think I'd be a lot richer and have had loads more fun. Mind you, as I've left it late, I'll work hard to catch up.
    Vodka anyone?

    You’re in luck.

    Tassel-twirling classes begin in October.

    NORMADESMOND: why that's talent with a capital w.

    Indeed…and she could spin plates with those things on Ed Sullivan.

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  27. The Cool Cookie1:56 PM, September 27, 2010

    MJ: Is it any wonder you’re in therapy?

    Someday, when you come to the lower 48, we'll sit down to coffee and I will tell you all about all NINE of his marriages.

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  28. Geoff3:13 PM, September 27, 2010

    Is there a Cynthia Plaster Caster for bristols?

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  29. Karl3:40 PM, September 27, 2010

    Good afternoon MJ,

    She gives new meaning to lifts and separates.

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  30. Leni Qinan4:01 PM, September 27, 2010

    Pete is invisible here too.
    I suggest a bell so that we all can find him if necessary. But who dares bell the cat?

    Well done, Bazoom girl!

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  31. CyberPete5:06 PM, September 27, 2010

    If you all stay terribly quite you might catch a rare glimpse of me.

    If not, then I'm just dazzling the Coven with my invisibility.

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  32. Jenny5:32 PM, September 27, 2010

    I likey the fish nets.

    (a winner has been announced and you are needed.....)

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  33. Jenny5:34 PM, September 27, 2010

    is that Karl from my blog over here? Oh no! You have lured him into your den of Infomaniac. You are truly a saucy wench.

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  34. Lulu LaBonne6:13 PM, September 27, 2010

    Lovely bazoom girl - what do you think she's bouncing on?

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  35. Anonymous7:16 PM, September 27, 2010

    And Jan and Dean (never heared of them before) had "Jennie Lee" ... incredible. It's all a bit Russ Meyerish.

    And Karl has three comments now I guess ...

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  36. The Mistress7:26 PM, September 27, 2010

    MR. COOKIE: MJ: Is it any wonder you’re in therapy?

    Someday, when you come to the lower 48, we'll sit down to coffee and I will tell you all about all NINE of his marriages.

    He’s tied with Zsa Zsa!

    GEOFF: Is there a Cynthia Plaster Caster for bristols?

    First I had to Google “bristols”.

    This was the best I could find at short notice.

    KARL: Good afternoon MJ,
    She gives new meaning to lifts and separates.

    She should have hired out her hooters to Maidenform.

    LENI: Pete is invisible here too.
    I suggest a bell so that we all can find him if necessary. But who dares bell the cat?
    Well done, Bazoom girl!

    It’s attention-seeking on his part, no doubt.

    CYBERPOOF: If you all stay terribly quite you might catch a rare glimpse of me.
    If not, then I'm just dazzling the Coven with my invisibility.

    Dazzling or dozing?

    BOXER: I likey the fish nets.
    (a winner has been announced and you are needed.....)

    I’ll be over after I’ve laundered my tassels.

    BOXER: is that Karl from my blog over here? Oh no! You have lured him into your den of Infomaniac. You are truly a saucy wench.

    Karl has been coming here of his own free will (no luring from Mistress MJ) since January of this year when his first comment appeared on a Filthy Friday.

    I would have to say that it’s KARL who’s the saucy one.

    LULU: Lovely bazoom girl - what do you think she's bouncing on?

    Mr. Nude Infomaniac: The Human Mattress?

    MAGO: And Jan and Dean (never heared of them before) had "Jennie Lee" ... incredible. It's all a bit Russ Meyerish.
    And Karl has three comments now I guess ...

    Jan and Dean = surf music…late fifties/early sixties America.

    They were popular at the same time as the surf music group The Beach Boys…whom you’ve probably heard.

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  37. Anonymous8:43 PM, September 27, 2010

    Ah, yes, the Wilson smurfs ...

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  38. The Mistress8:55 PM, September 27, 2010

    MAGO: Ah, yes, the Wilson smurfs ...

    Yes, the very ones.

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