Saturday, May 23, 2009

Slip-Slop-Slap

If you’re out in the sun today, remember to do as the Australians do…




Slip-Slop-Slap!


26 comments:

  1. Your blog is like a car accident. I can't look away. And I keep coming back for more. I need help.

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  2. That's a good slogan!

    The Aussies are smart people and I'm sure they didn't get the idea of two beached oh I mean beach whales oiling each other up all naked.

    Is that your little pervy idea miss MJ?

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  3. It's a campaign against old man's arse cancer?

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  4. I'm always slippery. I just need a rub.
    Sx

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  5. i laid out in the sun yesterday...where was slippery slap?

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  6. I'm from the PNW, we never have sun.

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  7. Not much sun today. Hopeful for tomorrow though Bank Holiday Monday looks like being a washout.

    And that was the weather forecast from South East England.

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  8. Honestly, where do you find this shit ?!?

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  9. You DON'T want to get a sunburn down there...believe me!

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  10. VOICES & XL: Sometimes I feel like my only purpose is that of your straight man…setting you up for these zinger one-liners.




    AWKWARD: Your blog is like a car accident. I can't look away. And I keep coming back for more. I need help.

    We can provide you with car insurance.

    Please send your bank account details and we shall get right on it.




    CYBERPOOF: That's a good slogan!
    The Aussies are smart people and I'm sure they didn't get the idea of two beached oh I mean beach whales oiling each other up all naked.
    Is that your little pervy idea miss MJ?


    Whale oil has been banned, you’ll be happy to know.




    MAGO: It's a campaign against old man's arse cancer?

    Consider this a public service announcement.




    SCARLET: I'm always slippery. I just need a rub.

    Volunteers from our audience?




    DAISY: i laid out in the sun yesterday...where was slippery slap?

    How should I know, Miss Daisy?

    None of us can keep up with your globe-trotting ways to know which country you’re in today.



    BOXER: I'm from the PNW, we never have sun.

    My part of the PNW calls for an astounding 3 days in a row of sunshine!

    Unheard of, I know.




    GEOFF: Not much sun today. Hopeful for tomorrow though Bank Holiday Monday looks like being a washout.
    And that was the weather forecast from South East England.


    So YOU have a Bank Holiday on Monday and the Americans have Memorial Day.

    Why are Canadians the only ones working?




    HEFF: Honestly, where do you find this shit ?!?

    It came to me in a dream.




    RANDOM: You DON'T want to get a sunburn down there...believe me!

    Me thinks you have a story to tell us.

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  11. there are worse jobs im sure...

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  12. Well, somebody has to work on Monday!
    Sx

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  13. HMMM, lotion, sun, dicks, tits, twats. I am thinking of the stripped leggings, a tarp, BB's and crisco oil now, all with you MJ. Hold down the northern front for us.

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  14. Women in Manchester never get wrinkles - there's no uv.
    Unfortunately I often go to Spain :(

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  15. Thank God for dank drizzly overcast days.

    The pale and interesting shall inherit the earth.

    Unless there ginger.

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  16. I can slip slap slop with the old oil from the Cafe C fryers if you like miss MJ

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  17. VOICES: there are worse jobs im sure...

    Yeah, like YOUR job!




    SCARLET: Well, somebody has to work on Monday!

    It’s a conspiracy to keep us down.




    CYBERPOOF: Thank god!

    Hallelujah!




    BAMATRAV: HMMM, lotion, sun, dicks, tits, twats. I am thinking of the stripped leggings, a tarp, BB's and crisco oil now, all with you MJ. Hold down the northern front for us.

    What is going on with your avatar NOW?

    You’re going to electrocute your Trav-Ass.




    KAZ: Women in Manchester never get wrinkles

    With the possible exception of Deirdre Barlow.




    GARFY: Thank God for dank drizzly overcast days.
    The pale and interesting shall inherit the earth.
    Unless there ginger.


    The gingers shall sizzle and fry to a crisp.



    BEAST: I can slip slap slop with the old oil from the Cafe C fryers if you like miss MJ

    Haven’t you seen Mr. Frobisher flipping fag butts into the Café C fryers?

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  18. too late!! my ass is burned....

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  19. LARRY: Mistress MJ needs to see it to believe it.

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  20. i'm in the states today...july i will be in ireland :) there all caught up :)

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  21. Thank you for shedding some sunlight on the term down unda...
    I never bought the geographical explanation.

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  22. LARRY: what a vixen you are...

    And you, Larry, are a minx.



    DAISY: i'm in the states today...july i will be in ireland :) there all caught up :)

    I shall be relying on you for more photos of Irishmen’s arses.




    DONN: Thank you for shedding some sunlight on the term down unda...
    I never bought the geographical explanation.


    It’s where men plunda.

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