Saturday, May 16, 2009

Gonna Soak Up the Sun


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Mistress MJ is enjoying the May Two-Four Weekend.

Infomaniac returns on Monday with an exciting new contest!

28 comments:

  1. Where's my Silvaner?

    Canadian sunsoaker thinking about Queen Vicci?

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  2. He needs to burn his flip flops.

    Yikes!

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  3. We have something to celebrate in June?
    Anyhow, have a good time!
    Sx

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  4. Some of these so-called naturists need this bloke to give them a lesson on how to get an all-over tan.

    Happy Two-Four Weekend, MJ!

    24 lagers from Tulsa.

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  5. XL: Is that a sun dial?

    Yes, and it appears to be noon.



    KEVIN: happy may 2-4 babe!

    And to YOU too, Shirl!



    MAGO: Where's my Silvaner?
    Canadian sunsoaker thinking about Queen Vicci?


    Yes, he’s lying back, thinking of England.


    CYBERPOOF: He needs to burn his flip flops.

    Thankfully, there are no socks in sight.

    We’ll give him credit for that.



    SCARLET: We have something to celebrate in June?
    Anyhow, have a good time!


    Don’t you have another half dozen bank holidays coming up?



    GEOFF: Some of these so-called naturists need this bloke to give them a lesson on how to get an all-over tan.
    Happy Two-Four Weekend, MJ!.


    I hope he’s performed the “slip-slop-slap” on his todger.


    24 lagers from Tulsa

    Only one day away from the Weathy Arms.

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  6. Wasn't it some lady Pembroke who saied "and then I think of England and spread them"?

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  7. Enjoy! but hopefully not in the company of that guy.

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  8. That looks like a poisonous mushroom - don't touch the Red cap MJ! We want you alive and able to spread your perverse humor for many a moon.

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  9. "Gonna Soak Up The Sun" What are you, a big Sheryl Crow fan? I know I am, God what I'd give to fucking spa...

    That guy seems pretty proud of his manhood and you know what, I'm felling pretty good today. I say good for him, give it hell man!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  10. "The Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is ....SHORT."

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  11. nice pink towel. love the sandals....

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  12. Dirty bugger I just want to go and hit it with a spoon.

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  13. That photo proves that white men shouldn't dance.

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  14. oh dear God.. why did I click it???

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  15. MAGO: Wasn't it some lady Pembroke who saied "and then I think of England and spread them"?

    You’ve been reading too many “bodice rippers”.





    LEAH: Enjoy! but hopefully not in the company of that guy.

    At least I’d have somewhere to hang my hat.




    EMMA: That looks like a poisonous mushroom - don't touch the Red cap MJ! We want you alive and able to spread your perverse humor for many a moon.

    But he told me they’re magic mushrooms.



    WIL: "Gonna Soak Up The Sun" What are you, a big Sheryl Crow fan? I know I am, God what I'd give to fucking spa...

    What’s that, Wil?

    You’re breaking up. It seems our connection’s been cut off.


    That guy seems pretty proud of his manhood and you know what, I'm felling pretty good today. I say good for him, give it hell man!

    Did you wake up with morning wood or are you just happy to see me?

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  16. HEFF: "The Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is ....SHORT."

    Scripture?

    Or Iron Maiden?




    VOICES: CHEERS!!!

    And cheers to whichever half of you is Canadian!




    LARRY: nice pink towel. love the sandals....

    I’m just happy he’s not wearing Crocs!




    KNUDSEN: Dirty bugger I just want to go and hit it with a spoon.

    We’ve seen what can happen if you put a spoon near it.




    GARFY: That photo proves that white men shouldn't dance.

    You couldn’t get near him to slow dance.



    BOXER: oh dear God.. why did I click it???

    Because it’s dirty and you want it?

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  17. i always use LOTS of suntan cream.It doesnt stop me getting burnt but it sure does make me feel Better........

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  18. It's very difficult to take a man with an erection seriously.

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  19. TONY: Make sure someone rubs it in FOR you.

    EMERSON: Careful or I'll point and laugh at you.

    MANUEL: And a harf.

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  20. Pull up a dick and have a seat.

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  21. how will rose or blanche ever be able to use the lanai again?

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  22. ISTVANSKI: Pull up a dick and have a seat.

    *exits singing ‘Sit on my face and tell me that you love me’*



    KEVIN: how will rose or blanche ever be able to use the lanai again?

    Don’t remind me!

    I still haven’t got over Dorothy going to that big lanai in the sky!

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  23. hope you covered that up...wienners tend to burn easy...

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  24. RAD: No one likes a burnt weenie!

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