Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Pick Kevin’s Arse

You all remember Kevin’s arse, don’t you?

Because of your efforts, Kevin finally removed his pants due to peer pressure.

However, Kevin didn’t identify which of these three arses is HIS arse.

So it’s up to you bitches to pick Kevin’s arse.

Is it Arse Number 1?...




Arse Number 2?...



Or Arse Number 3?...


Only Kevin knows for sure so keep your fingers crossed that he tells us by the end of the day.

48 comments:

  1. I agree on #3, not that I was like wanting it or anything.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  2. #1 is very yummy but I agree with the guys - #3 seems more plausible.

    Can I have #1? Please???

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  3. I'm going with number one, just because!

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  4. Door number one.

    Is number 3 leaking or is it one of those tampon strings?

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  5. Dang, Ponita got firsties on number one. And I don't mean comments.... Wow.

    what was the question?

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  6. Petra is right number 3 appears to be dribbling. I think you better put some newspaper down.

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  7. number 3...i cant see him shaving his arse like in picture one...

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  8. Number One. Cause why not? Anything's possible. Maybe he does have the ass of a porn star!

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  9. BITCHES: Tallying up the votes so far, it's about half and half...arse #1 or arse #3.

    Oddly, no one has selected arse #2.

    Is that because you're assuming arse #2 belongs to Beast?

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  10. Arse 2 is a photoshopped elephant's posterior.
    I say number 1!

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  11. I'll have to go with #2 because Timbits will do that to you.

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  12. Poor #2... so unloved, and in need of a kneading.
    Sx

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  13. Number three - to be picked with tweezers.

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  14. God Dammit! See, I told you I didn't want to send my pic in!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  15. just a quick FYI

    all three used to be in colour, and i changed them to b/w and made them grainy.

    #2 is NOT my booty. And while Moot the Hoopla is right in that devouring countless timbits will do that, i haven't touched one of those fat bullets in about 4 years.

    And that dribbling? It's soapy water.

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  16. KEVIN: #2 is NOT my booty.

    Are you in denial, Shirl?

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  17. I could have sworn it was a tampon string.

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  18. Kevin outed himself as Ass #3... How can he be so sure that it ISN'T a tampon string unless he's certain he wasn't wearing a tampon when the photo was taken?

    #1 is the ass we all want to have, but #3 is the ass we all probably have. Not bad, though.

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  19. KEVIN: It's time we addressed the tampon string issue.

    Is it that time of the month, Shirl?

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  20. If it's number 2, I want whatever butt bra he's using.

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  21. I am in the dark corner with a peacock feather behind you, what should I do next?

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  22. How can he be so sure that it ISN'T a tampon string unless he's certain he wasn't wearing a tampon when the photo was taken?Because I'm the one that cropped and edited the photos.

    And MJ, my time of the month fall on days that end with "y."

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  23. BITCHES: Most of you male bitches (except Mean Dirty Pirate) could use the uplifting properties of Random Chick’s butt bra.


    BAMATRAV: I am not speaking to you nor responding to your requests for stockings to be FedExed until you send me a pic of your bare ass.

    Get cracking.

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  24. KEVIN: Oh hello Shirl.

    You snuck in the back door, as you are wont to do.

    *hurls a box of Kotex toward Kevin*

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  25. Oh, BamaTrav...Send her an ass shot. I'll take the pic, LMAO !!!

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  26. I see he sports the hairy Manuel model complete with escaping rodent.

    Old Knudsen goes for the sleek dimpled type himself. No hairs no tag nuts.

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  27. BAMATRAV: *ignores*



    HEFF: Oh, BamaTrav...Send her an ass shot. I'll take the pic, LMAO !!!

    I’ve already seen his moose knuckle.

    I don’t know why it should be such a big deal to see his ass.



    KNUDSEN: I see he sports the hairy Manuel model complete with escaping rodent.
    Old Knudsen goes for the sleek dimpled type himself. No hairs no tag nuts.


    Something like this?

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  28. Erm... if you give me some gloves then I'll pick his arse. What the hell, I'm not busy this evening.
    Sx

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  29. SCARLET: Knock yourself out, Miss Scarlet.

    I'm on my way out for the evening otherwise I'd do it myself.

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  30. I cant stay mad at you forever, My ass is always yours. I have no problem showing my ass as i do it all the time. Give me some time to get back to heff's and it will be for eyes only. Bamatrav loves a dare or even a soft spoken request. :) have a good evening out.

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  31. Why isn't there a #4 as in All Of The Above?My body looks different during various points in the day doesn't yours?

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  32. BAMATRAV: I cant stay mad at you forever, My ass is always yours. I have no problem showing my ass as i do it all the time. Give me some time to get back to heff's and it will be for eyes only. Bamatrav loves a dare or even a soft spoken request. :) have a good evening out.

    Heff is going to photograph your ass?

    Are the pair of you going to get good and liquored up first?




    MOOT: Why isn't there a #4 as in All Of The Above?My body looks different during various points in the day doesn't yours?

    Your head seems to have expanded considerably over the course of the day so perhaps you make a valid point.



    JASON: number 2!

    Oh you naughty boy, Jason!

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  33. We may not get liquored up, I do have a bare ass pic on a camera but I dont know how to upload it so Heff will have to take it and send it. Have a great day MJ.

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  34. We may not get liquored up, I do have a bare ass pic on a camera but I dont know how to upload it so Heff will have to take it and send it. Have a great day MJ.

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  35. BAMATRAV: You're so raring to go on this project that you posted this comment twice!

    Mistress MJ is pleased by your enthusiasm.

    Get a shot of Heff’s ass while you’re at it.

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  36. most of you were wrong. #1

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  37. Wait a minute...now I have to see Travis's ASS ??? Oh, the humanity !!!

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  38. Well I know I've seen enough of the back of your head. AWW SNAP!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  39. KEVIN: Any chance now of a full frontal?

    HEFF & WIL: I'm still waiting on both your asses.

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  40. MJ: Full Frontal? Not likely. We don't want to see your readership vanish.

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  41. KEVIN: Full Frontal? Not likely. We don't want to see your readership vanish.

    Next time I’m in Toronto, I’ll pop into Woody’s to catch your act and see it all for myself.

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  42. Number 3. The one with the dog spunk dripping from it.

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  43. Laughing at Piggy and Tazzy's comments......

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  44. MS. SMACK: Thank you for the reminder that Piggy and Tazzy had left a message here.

    I was trying to forget, I mean, I’d forgotten all about them!

    PIGGY: You filthy cunt.

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