Sunday, May 31, 2009

Homo World

Welcome to Homo World: a unique new theme park…



We’re taking an informal survey to find out what you hope to find here at Homo World.

Free season passes to those who complete the survey!
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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:41 AM, May 31, 2009

    i don't think there's enough time or space to accurately describe what I hope to find at Homo World.

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  2. Damien1:34 AM, May 31, 2009

    I started a list - but three pens ran out.........

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  3. LẌ2:44 AM, May 31, 2009

    Why did they crucify that gentleman on the park entrance sign?

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  4. CyberPete3:08 AM, May 31, 2009

    A surprise, something to play with and chocolate.

    Just like the Kinder Eggs..

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  5. KAZ5:36 AM, May 31, 2009

    The complete works of Pierre et Gilles.

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  6. Anonymous7:16 AM, May 31, 2009

    I'd prefer Gilbert and George - and NO Mapplethorpe!

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  7. The Mistress9:33 AM, May 31, 2009

    KEVIN: i don't think there's enough time or space to accurately describe what I hope to find at Homo World.

    Just tell us the first thing that pops up.




    DAMIEN: I started a list - but three pens ran out.........

    Perhaps you’d rather ask someone to take DICKtation?




    XL: Why did they crucify that gentleman on the park entrance sign?

    He’s actually jumping for joy but now that you’ve mentioned it, we’ll see to it that it’s corrected.

    In addition, you'll get a bonus ride through the Funhouse for spotting that!




    CYBERPOOF: A surprise, something to play with and chocolate.
    Just like the Kinder Eggs..

    You would like your surprise to be chocolate-coated?




    KAZ: The complete works of Pierre et Gilles.

    You might excite CyberPoof with that remark as he’s a fan of the pair.




    MAGO: I'd prefer Gilbert and George - and NO Mapplethorpe!

    Not the Brothers Grimm?

    Welcome back! Is your PC up and running again?

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  8. larry11:14 AM, May 31, 2009

    if the photo is any indickation, a lot of flopping cocks! my favorite! is it hot in here???

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  9. Jenny11:39 AM, May 31, 2009

    as long as there is a bar, I'm happy.

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  10. The Mistress12:50 PM, May 31, 2009

    LARRY: if the photo is any indickation, a lot of flopping cocks! my favorite! is it hot in here???

    Men will form a line in which they perform the Helicopter Dance thus cooling you off.




    BOXER: as long as there is a bar, I'm happy.

    Where Mistress MJ goes, Happy Hour follows.

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  11. savannah12:53 PM, May 31, 2009

    a hairstylist, an interior decorator and a wardrobe consultant. xoxoxox

    (yes, it's true, i believe all the sterotypes.)

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  12. CyberPete12:59 PM, May 31, 2009

    If it's at least 70% dark chocolate I'm all for it.

    Mmmmmmm

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  13. The Mistress12:59 PM, May 31, 2009

    SAVANNAH: a hairstylist, an interior decorator and a wardrobe consultant. xoxoxox
    (yes, it's true, i believe all the sterotypes.)

    I’m sending you over to Larry’s to see that you may wish to add truck driver to your list.

    After all, don’t you need someone to drive Miss Daisy?

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  14. The Mistress1:01 PM, May 31, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I was trying to compose a response to Savannah when you rudely butted in with your desire for hot chocolate.

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  15. Old Knudsen1:16 PM, May 31, 2009

    Hot weemen as the rides.

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  16. The Mistress1:25 PM, May 31, 2009

    KNUDSEN: Hot weemen as the rides.

    You might enjoy the pony rides.

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  17. Anonymous1:47 PM, May 31, 2009

    Then I believe an exhibit about big tallywhackers in a penis shaped building and a meditation garden in the form of a phallus.

    coyly named cocktails at The Cock 'N Tail.

    And peelers who offer free lapdances.

    ...just off the top of my head.

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  18. The Mistress1:53 PM, May 31, 2009

    KEVIN: Then I believe an exhibit about big tallywhackers in a penis shaped building and a meditation garden in the form of a phallus.
    coyly named cocktails at The Cock 'N Tail.
    And peelers who offer free lapdances.
    ...just off the top of my head.

    Lovely.

    And how about some nice topiary for that meditation garden?

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  19. Ms Scarlet3:03 PM, May 31, 2009

    Make up tips? Merkin advice?
    Sx

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  20. savannah5:28 PM, May 31, 2009

    y'all are soooooo right, sugar! a driver! xooxo

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  21. EMikeGarcia7:29 PM, May 31, 2009

    Dammit. The first thing that came to mind was sunscreen.

    And lots of penises. Please.

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  22. The Mistress8:57 PM, May 31, 2009

    SCARLET: Make up tips? Merkin advice?




    I’m thinking CyberPoof could provide the makeup tips and of course Beast is the natural choice when you’re talking merkins.

    Where IS Beast today?

    Is it Rubber Duck Nite at Café C?





    SAVANNAH: y'all are soooooo right, sugar! a driver! xooxo




    A driver who really knows how to drive it home.





    MIKEY: Dammit. The first thing that came to mind was sunscreen.
    And lots of penises. Please.




    In case you missed last Saturday’s post, we have someone who will apply your sunscreen FOR you.

    As for the penises, let me work on it.

    You haven’t heard the last from Homo World, that’s for sure.

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  23. eroswings9:10 PM, May 31, 2009

    If it's anything like other theme parks, I'm expecting lots of fun rides and long lines in the restroom...

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  24. The Mistress9:18 PM, May 31, 2009

    EROS: If it's anything like other theme parks, I'm expecting lots of fun rides and long lines in the restroom...

    Restrooms?

    We prefer to use the more genteel term, “tea rooms.”

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  25. jason12:40 AM, June 03, 2009

    1.yes
    2.no
    3.yes
    4.yes
    5.yes
    6.none of the above.
    7.48
    8.yes
    9.if you ask politely.
    10.no

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  26. The Mistress1:06 AM, June 03, 2009

    JASON: I had you down for 69 but 48 is so much more imaginative...
    and difficult!

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