Feast your eyes on this mound of meaty goodness.
And just look at those drumsticks!
New Infomaniac Bitch Damien has shown top form and obedience by wasting no time in sending Mistress MJ a photo of his agreeable arse.
Let this be a lesson to the rest of you stragglers. Join Damien now in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses by submitting a photo of your bare bottom.
In the meantime, enjoy the view. Damien’s arse will be here all day!
Uh. 1st.
ReplyDeleteHe may be in for a bit of a surprise if he goes through with pissing on the telephone!
ReplyDelete*blush*
ReplyDeletePinchable, very pinchable.
ReplyDeleteXL: He may be in for a bit of a surprise if he goes through with pissing on the telephone!
ReplyDeleteIs that what he’s doing?
I thought he was having phone sex.
DAMIEN: *blush*
Yes, we can see that, sweet cheeks!
LEAH: Pinchable, very pinchable.
G’won. Pinch them.
You know you want to.
I think that he is behind the stage curtain adjusting his junk before he performs Puppetry of the Penis.
ReplyDeleteCool job.
*GASP*
ReplyDeleteand le rowr-rowr.
MOOT: I think that he is behind the stage curtain adjusting his junk before he performs Puppetry of the Penis.
ReplyDeleteCool job.
Puppetry of the Penis, eh?
Penises should be fun, not just functional!
KEVIN: *GASP*
and le rowr-rowr.
Like all good Canadians, I see you’re bilingual.
Non tous les bons Canadiens sont bilingues...
ReplyDeletewhat the hell would you do with two tongues anyway?
oooooh wait a minute..
I'll call back later something just came up.
What XL said...
ReplyDeleteOh I just noticed that I was right about Kevins! Hah!
Mr NZ you are a very brave man. I salute you.
No puppetry - and no pissing.
ReplyDeleteIt was cold as hell actually - 4deg C.
Other than that - my arse thanks you all :)
IVAN: Non tous les bons Canadiens sont bilingues...
ReplyDeletewhat the hell would you do with two tongues anyway?
oooooh wait a minute..
I'll call back later something just came up.
Refer to our previous post and make yourself useful!
CYBERPOOF: What XL said...
Oh I just noticed that I was right about Kevins! Hah!
Mr NZ you are a very brave man. I salute you.
Oooh, what’s that you’re saluting him with?
DAMIEN: No puppetry - and no pissing.
It was cold as hell actually - 4deg C.
Other than that - my arse thanks you all :)
*inspects for goose bumps*
PS Kevin
ReplyDeleteThanks ;)
Brings a smile to this fat mans face ;)
Damien is a good obedient boy. But I am a tad disappointed with his presentation.
ReplyDeleteHas he never heard of 'posing'? I could give tuition :)
KAZ...
ReplyDeleteThat is posed ....... Im a fat man - you know how long it took to get even a HALF flattering angle?????
Damien, you are a sweetheart! Now put your thermals back on before you catch your death.
ReplyDeleteSx
LOL @ Scarlet
ReplyDeleteActually dear it wasnt too bad - the gas heater is JUST out of camera shot :)
These people need to get their Turd-Cutters in shape !!
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Someone needs to submit a photo of their OWN ass so WE can be the judge of THEIRS!
ReplyDeleteWhere are Wil and BamaTrav when I need them to hold you down and take a photo?
BITCHES: *notes that it is now almost 3:00 am in New Zealand...surely Damien must be asleep by now*
ReplyDeleteQuick! Someone turn him around so we can see what's on the other side!
Oh christ, I have vomited all over the keyboard - is there anything worse than that corned beef textured skin?
ReplyDeletebarf
EMMA: Obviously you have never savoured the flavor of a good smoked meat or roast brisket.
ReplyDelete*reminder to provide a vegetarian option for Emma at the next Infomaniac BBQ*
how rude.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a vegetarian! I just eat meat and two veg not corned beef textured legs.
ReplyDeletebtw just twisted my neck trying to get a good shot of my corned beef curtains for your next photo competition titled WOMEN OF INFOMANIAC FLASH THEIR LABS
KEVIN: ‘Tis a shame that not everyone appreciates a “le rowr-rowr” arse the way that we do.
ReplyDeleteEach to his/her own, n’est-ce pas?
EMMA: You snuck in there under the curtains.
ReplyDeleteWe shall not be holding any labs-flashing compos but we do encourage more fine male arses such as Damien’s.
*takes bite of Damien’s drumstick and finds it tasty*
Hellloooooo Damien.
ReplyDelete**pulls up chair, picks up coffee**
It's going to be a good day.
Happy Filthy Friday!
BOXER: Hold on…
ReplyDeleteDid you pay for that front row seat yet?
I need to see your ticket.
HA ! Wil is currently "Riding Herd" at the LoveTel. BamaTrav is probably wanking to your picture. You've destroyed him, MJ.
ReplyDeleteHEFF: BamaTrav has taken to wearing one of my stockings over his head.
ReplyDeleteA harmless enough pastime, you would think.
Unfortunately, he’s walking around like that in public and causing dismay each time he enters a store.
Bank robber chic doesn’t work for everyone.
umm... did i miss the filthy friday?
ReplyDelete*scratches head, clicks to make bigger, wonders what damien is doing with his pants down*
so, is he having sex with a cat or something?
RE: WOMEN OF INFOMANIAC FLASH THEIR LABS?!
ReplyDeleteEven a Pekingese would be a nice change for the fellas.
*cymbal crash
I'm here all week and don't forget to tip your server folks!
VOICES: *scratches head, clicks to make bigger, wonders what damien is doing with his pants down*
ReplyDeleteI suspect it has something to do with the man behind the curtain.
A.HOY: Well hello SAILOR!
Here I is! Hey, nice ass Damien! How exactly are you supposed to compliment a dude on his ass anyway? I guess I just did.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
WIL: I'll leave that response up to Damien.
ReplyDeleteWhere is YOUR ass shot?
If BamaTrav can bare his ass, why can't YOU?
I'm quickly losing my patience with both you and Heff.
You're gonna quickly be losing your virtues to Heff and I also if you don't pipe down!
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
NZ my foot. This is the guy who always flashes me when I walk past on my way to the liquor store, dammit. He's lurking there cranking away at his starter ready to whip back the curtains and show me his monkey. And here I thought this was 'our special thing'. I feel so used.
ReplyDeletein other news, the baby SSA seems to be holding out for a Beastbirthday debut; meanwhile the mom SSA looks like a Volkswagen Beetle (complete with passenger!)
WIL: You're gonna quickly be losing your virtues to Heff and I also if you don't pipe down!
ReplyDeleteBastards.
Don’t make me come over there and sort you out personally.
NATIONS: NZ my foot. This is the guy who always flashes me when I walk past on my way to the liquor store, dammit. He's lurking there cranking away at his starter ready to whip back the curtains and show me his monkey. And here I thought this was 'our special thing'. I feel so used.
Considering you make your way to the liquor store more than once a day, that’s a lot of monkey flashing.
I bet you slip him spare change to continue his “Show and Tell” routine.
in other news, the baby SSA seems to be holding out for a Beastbirthday debut; meanwhile the mom SSA looks like a Volkswagen Beetle (complete with passenger!)
What is that kid doing in there? He/She should have made a debut on YOUR birthday. I had money on it.
Speaking of Beast, I am sorry to tell you that he has decided to take a hiatus.
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU HIATUS-TAKING PEOPLE?
*storms off*
*trips over Damien’s telephone cord on the way out*
Ahhh another little Beast in the world.
ReplyDeleteI bet your all looking forward to that :-))
BEAST: OMG! BEAST! I thought we'd never hear from you again!
ReplyDelete*feels ashamed for admitting to missing Beast even for a day*
Dear EmmaK - as a brit I thought youd be used to a little corned beef.
ReplyDeleteTry to be a little more understanding dear. The top job in Hell is taken after all.
Will - you did fine :)
ReplyDeletehas this been photoshopped???
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN: Try to be a little more understanding dear. The top job in Hell is taken after all.
ReplyDeleteTouché, Damien.
Will - you did fine :)
He done good, for a big ole straight guy.
LARRY:
I’ll have to turn that question over to Damien.
Larry - Bitch are you high?
ReplyDeletePut ..... the .... pipe .....down.
DAMIEN: I didn't want to say, but yeah.
ReplyDelete*blush*
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Isn't it past your bedtime?
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Chat amongst yourselves.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ cannot keep up with you lot AND entertain at the same time.
She shall stop in later to make sure you’re all behaving and to post something for Saturday.
Thank you Damien for this fine display of pleasing posterior posted for posterity.
*cops a feel on the way out*
It is past my bedtime but I was out at a business function until about 1 am.
ReplyDeleteJust finished a tub of Ben & Jerry and now I'm ready for my bedtime gin martini.
CYBERPOOF: It is past my bedtime but I was out at a business function until about 1 am.
ReplyDeleteJust finished a tub of Ben & Jerry and now I'm ready for my bedtime gin martini.
Ben & Jerry’s will wreak havoc with your girlish figure.