Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Titty Tuesday


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56 comments:

  1. BEAST1:43 AM, May 12, 2009

    YAY FIRST BITCHES

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  2. BEAST1:44 AM, May 12, 2009

    Ouch , that Titty Twisting doesnt look comfortable

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  3. Jenny2:07 AM, May 12, 2009

    Second.

    Ouch.

    Double ouch.

    **turns sidways and looks at picture**

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  4. garfer3:23 AM, May 12, 2009

    Is she about to go bowling?

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  5. LẌ4:23 AM, May 12, 2009

    She's playing twist-her!

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  6. Ms Scarlet6:02 AM, May 12, 2009

    Big Babs with her baps?
    Sx

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  7. Ms Scarlet6:03 AM, May 12, 2009

    I think she's a bit kneady and might be an attention seeker.
    Sx

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  8. Ponita in Real Life6:57 AM, May 12, 2009

    I can't do that with mine... not that I would want to. :-\

    Is this the start of a new weekly editon? Titty Tuesday...

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  9. Daisy7:27 AM, May 12, 2009

    titty titty bang bang comes to mind...oh shit did i say that?

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  10. Leah7:48 AM, May 12, 2009

    Perky!

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  11. The Mistress8:57 AM, May 12, 2009

    BEAST: YAY FIRST BITCHES

    That makes you feel like a big man, doesn’t it?


    Ouch , that Titty Twisting doesnt look comfortable

    Let’s try it with your dangly bits and see how it feels.



    BOXER: Second.
    Ouch.
    Double ouch.
    **turns sidways and looks at picture**

    We here at Infomaniac take no responsibility for your chiropractic bill.



    GARFY: Is she about to go bowling?

    Too bad we can’t see her “pins” to be certain.

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  12. The Mistress8:58 AM, May 12, 2009

    XL: She's playing twist-her!

    Ha!

    Looks like she’s preparing for a game of Naked Twister.




    SCARLET: Big Babs with her baps?
    I think she's a bit kneady and might be an attention seeker.

    Big Babs would be a great name for Barbara Windsor’s boobies.



    PONITA: I can't do that with mine... not that I would want to. :-\

    So you’ve tried?


    Is this the start of a new weekly editon? Titty Tuesday...

    Tune in next Tuesday and see for yourself.


    DAISY: titty titty bang bang comes to mind...oh shit did i say that?

    The MOUTH on you!


    LEAH: Perky!

    Teehee.

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  13. savannah9:52 AM, May 12, 2009

    *ack*

    that ain't right, sugar! xoxox

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  14. Anonymous10:27 AM, May 12, 2009

    Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  15. MommyHeadache10:42 AM, May 12, 2009

    What the hell is going on here? What's this, a page from a twisted tits fetish page?

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  16. Lulu LaBonne11:12 AM, May 12, 2009

    Ok I've seen the Puppetry of The Penis show - is this girl working up a ventriliquist act with those boobies?

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  17. ayeM8y12:22 PM, May 12, 2009

    It's milkin' time.

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  18. The Mistress12:24 PM, May 12, 2009

    SAVANNAH: *ack*
    that ain't right, sugar! xoxox

    Okay … Suppose you were drowning and she swam by…

    Those things could SAVE YOUR LIFE!

    NOW tell me that ain’t right!



    WIL: Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.

    For heaven’s sake Wil…we posted ass YESTERDAY!



    EMMA: What the hell is going on here? What's this, a page from a twisted tits fetish page?

    If you have a complaint, get in the queue at the back of the building.

    Some of you would actually PAY to see this, you know.

    *waits for HEFF to come along with his credit card*




    LULU: Ok I've seen the Puppetry of The Penis show - is this girl working up a ventriliquist act with those boobies?

    You saw POTP and didn’t invite me along?

    *rethinks our friendship*



    AYEM8Y: It's milkin' time.

    Ha! One quart or two?

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  19. Heff12:26 PM, May 12, 2009

    Hells YEAH !!! I think I'll sit down and stay awhile !

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  20. The Mistress12:29 PM, May 12, 2009

    HEFF: As long as you don't sit down and PLAY awhile.

    You KNOW how I feel about bodily fluids on my blog.

    And if you're going to be spending a lot of time here today, get out your credit card.

    I'm not givin' this stuff away if there's someone who looks like a paying customer.

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  21. CyberPete1:04 PM, May 12, 2009

    I feel so sorry for her. She's got to have major back issues.

    Oh, and that nose.

    Bless.

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  22. INNER VOICES1:05 PM, May 12, 2009

    ahhhh... makes you just want to curl up with those puppies and have a nice suckle...

    *stares off into space*

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  23. The Mistress1:09 PM, May 12, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I feel so sorry for her. She's got to have major back issues.
    Oh, and that nose.
    Bless.

    What’s wrong with her nose?

    You must be the only one looking at her nose, I might add.



    VOICES: ahhhh... makes you just want to curl up with those puppies and have a nice suckle...
    *stares off into space*

    You sound like you need comforting.

    Come to mama.

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  24. INNER VOICES1:21 PM, May 12, 2009

    *curls up in mj's lap*

    it's good to home...

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  25. h2:04 PM, May 12, 2009

    They remind of me that hippy Yin/Yang symbol thingie.

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  26. Anonymous2:08 PM, May 12, 2009

    Love you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.

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  27. The Mistress2:19 PM, May 12, 2009

    VOICES: *curls up in mj's lap*
    it's good to home...

    THAT’S my boy.



    TROLL: They remind of me that hippy Yin/Yang symbol thingie.

    Very philosophical, Grasshopper.



    BAMATRAV: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Love you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.

    It’s about time you de-lurked, you little perv.

    You want a pic of the rest of me?

    Here ya go, darlin’.

    Oh, and here I am in disguise. Not the gnome…I’m wearing Elf Shorts over my head. If you want to know why you’ll have to read The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.

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  28. Anonymous2:30 PM, May 12, 2009

    Nice. Thanks.

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  29. CyberPete2:31 PM, May 12, 2009

    Her nose looks ood

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  30. The Mistress2:34 PM, May 12, 2009

    BAMATRAV: Nice. Thanks.

    THAT’S the best you can do?

    “Nice. Thanks.”?

    After ALL that work I did linking for your viewing pleasure?

    *flounces off, taking stockings with her*



    CYBERPOOF: Her nose looks ood

    Your SPELLING looks ood.

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  31. EMikeGarcia2:44 PM, May 12, 2009

    I see... The Octo-Mom getting ready to breastfeed.

    Was that unsensitive?

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  32. Anonymous2:54 PM, May 12, 2009

    I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.

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  33. The Mistress2:57 PM, May 12, 2009

    MIKEY: I see... The Octo-Mom getting ready to breastfeed.
    Was that unsensitive?

    *keels over laffing*

    Thanks for that, Mikey.

    On my way to work now and that will see me through the day.



    BAMATRAV: I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.

    You can find Mistress MJ’s email address in her Blogger Profile.

    Make sure there is something in her mailbox by the end of the day.

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  34. Anonymous3:00 PM, May 12, 2009

    I have sent you a pic of me in your e mail address that we e mailed each other with earlier today. Hope you like. Travis

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  35. Geoff3:34 PM, May 12, 2009

    I'm sure we've seen her before.

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  36. Anonymous4:00 PM, May 12, 2009

    I think CyperPete is right, she could use a nose-job.

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  37. CyberPete4:06 PM, May 12, 2009

    Mago: thanks dear

    MJ: you don't know what an ood is?

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  38. jason4:13 PM, May 12, 2009

    Uncannily like Rachael Ray.

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  39. Heff4:34 PM, May 12, 2009

    Hey !!! Do I need to come over here and dump cold water on you and BamaTrav ?!?!

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  40. Romeo Morningwood5:00 PM, May 12, 2009

    I undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it?

    Listen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go.
    It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know...
    Dollywood Chic!

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  41. Romeo Morningwood5:31 PM, May 12, 2009

    Hasn't anyone said Don't get y'er tits in a knot?

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  42. Manuel6:47 PM, May 12, 2009

    today was actually a tit free day.....wasn't at work

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  43. The Mistress9:55 PM, May 12, 2009

    BAMATRAV: I have sent you a pic of me

    Based on your good looks and eagerness to please, Mistress MJ is considering making you one of her Houseboys.

    But first, I require a photo of your bare ass.




    GEOFF: I'm sure we've seen her before.

    Click on the boobies tag.

    As Yogi Berra said, “It’s déjà vu all over again.”



    MAGO & CYBERPOOF: I think CyperPete is right, she could use a nose-job.

    I don’t see the problem.

    Since when did you two become buddies and decide to gang up against me?




    JASON: Uncannily like Rachael Ray.

    But can she cook?

    And does anyone care if she CAN?

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  44. The Mistress9:56 PM, May 12, 2009

    HEFF: Hey !!! Do I need to come over here and dump cold water on you and BamaTrav ?!?!

    Everything is under control.

    He’s hot to trot.

    I’m thinking about auctioning him off to the highest bidder.




    MOOT: I undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it?
    Listen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go.
    It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know...
    Dollywood Chic!

    Dollywood is on my list of ‘Places To Go Before I Die’.


    MOOT: Hasn't anyone said Don't get y'er tits in a knot?

    They were saving it especially for YOU!




    MANUEL: today was actually a tit free day.....wasn't at work

    You coulda stayed home and played with your moobs.

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  45. Istvanski10:02 AM, May 13, 2009

    That's more tit than you can shake a stick at.
    Milky milky...

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  46. The Mistress11:51 AM, May 13, 2009

    ISTVANSKI: Or more tit than you can shake a kebab knife at, in your case.

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  47. INNER VOICES12:35 PM, May 13, 2009

    i like commenting on boobs better than dudes ass... so i'll comment in this box... ooo... i like commenting on box just as much!

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  48. The Mistress12:41 PM, May 13, 2009

    VOICES: I'm considering making Titty Tuesday a regular feature.

    I'd make a box day but there's no day of the week with the proper alliteration.

    Although I suppose I could call it Boxing Day.

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  49. ayeM8y12:45 PM, May 13, 2009

    You could make it Snatch Saturday or Twat Thursday...

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  50. The Mistress12:51 PM, May 13, 2009

    AYEM8Y: You could make it Snatch Saturday or Twat Thursday...

    Great minds think alike…

    Click here to see the one and only Saturday Snatch I posted.

    I like your Twat Thursday suggestion too.

    Would you care to take a seat on my advisory board?

    And by “advisory board” I don’t mean my face.

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  51. INNER VOICES1:24 PM, May 13, 2009

    well then... that suits me just fine. thank you...

    *stands up from his spot on mjs lap and goes outside for a smoke*

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  52. The Mistress1:34 PM, May 13, 2009

    VOICES: And by "lap" I hope you don't mean my face.

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  53. INNER VOICES4:11 PM, May 13, 2009

    *finishes smoke and looks around for more topless Tuesday action*

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  54. The Mistress7:00 PM, May 13, 2009

    VOICES: Same time next week.

    Maybe.

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  55. larry6:50 PM, May 15, 2009

    those are some huge jugs,i mean winnebagos!!! theres enough milk to feed an army!!

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  56. The Mistress7:08 PM, May 15, 2009

    LARRY: Well they say an army marches on its stomach.

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