Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.
WIL: Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.
For heaven’s sake Wil…we posted ass YESTERDAY!
EMMA: What the hell is going on here? What's this, a page from a twisted tits fetish page?
If you have a complaint, get in the queue at the back of the building.
Some of you would actually PAY to see this, you know.
*waits for HEFF to come along with his credit card*
LULU: Ok I've seen the Puppetry of The Penis show - is this girl working up a ventriliquist act with those boobies?
Love you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.
VOICES: *curls up in mj's lap* it's good to home...
THAT’S my boy.
TROLL: They remind of me that hippy Yin/Yang symbol thingie.
Very philosophical, Grasshopper.
BAMATRAV: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Love you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.
I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.
MIKEY: I see... The Octo-Mom getting ready to breastfeed. Was that unsensitive?
*keels over laffing*
Thanks for that, Mikey.
On my way to work now and that will see me through the day.
BAMATRAV: I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.
You can find Mistress MJ’s email address in her Blogger Profile.
Make sure there is something in her mailbox by the end of the day.
I undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it?
Listen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go. It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know... Dollywood Chic!
HEFF: Hey !!! Do I need to come over here and dump cold water on you and BamaTrav ?!?!
Everything is under control.
He’s hot to trot.
I’m thinking about auctioning him off to the highest bidder.
MOOT: I undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it? Listen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go. It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know... Dollywood Chic!
Dollywood is on my list of ‘Places To Go Before I Die’.
MOOT: Hasn't anyone said Don't get y'er tits in a knot?
They were saving it especially for YOU!
MANUEL: today was actually a tit free day.....wasn't at work
You coulda stayed home and played with your moobs.
YAY FIRST BITCHES
ReplyDeleteOuch , that Titty Twisting doesnt look comfortable
ReplyDeleteSecond.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
Double ouch.
**turns sidways and looks at picture**
Is she about to go bowling?
ReplyDeleteShe's playing twist-her!
ReplyDeleteBig Babs with her baps?
ReplyDeleteSx
I think she's a bit kneady and might be an attention seeker.
ReplyDeleteSx
I can't do that with mine... not that I would want to. :-\
ReplyDeleteIs this the start of a new weekly editon? Titty Tuesday...
titty titty bang bang comes to mind...oh shit did i say that?
ReplyDeletePerky!
ReplyDeleteBEAST: YAY FIRST BITCHES
ReplyDeleteThat makes you feel like a big man, doesn’t it?
Ouch , that Titty Twisting doesnt look comfortable
Let’s try it with your dangly bits and see how it feels.
BOXER: Second.
Ouch.
Double ouch.
**turns sidways and looks at picture**
We here at Infomaniac take no responsibility for your chiropractic bill.
GARFY: Is she about to go bowling?
Too bad we can’t see her “pins” to be certain.
XL: She's playing twist-her!
ReplyDeleteHa!
Looks like she’s preparing for a game of Naked Twister.
SCARLET: Big Babs with her baps?
I think she's a bit kneady and might be an attention seeker.
Big Babs would be a great name for Barbara Windsor’s boobies.
PONITA: I can't do that with mine... not that I would want to. :-\
So you’ve tried?
Is this the start of a new weekly editon? Titty Tuesday...
Tune in next Tuesday and see for yourself.
DAISY: titty titty bang bang comes to mind...oh shit did i say that?
The MOUTH on you!
LEAH: Perky!
Teehee.
*ack*
ReplyDeletethat ain't right, sugar! xoxox
Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
What the hell is going on here? What's this, a page from a twisted tits fetish page?
ReplyDeleteOk I've seen the Puppetry of The Penis show - is this girl working up a ventriliquist act with those boobies?
ReplyDeleteIt's milkin' time.
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: *ack*
ReplyDeletethat ain't right, sugar! xoxox
Okay … Suppose you were drowning and she swam by…
Those things could SAVE YOUR LIFE!
NOW tell me that ain’t right!
WIL: Heff should be right along any time for these melons, they're right up his alley. Wil would be an ass man his own damn self. But ya know, I likes me some titties also of course.
For heaven’s sake Wil…we posted ass YESTERDAY!
EMMA: What the hell is going on here? What's this, a page from a twisted tits fetish page?
If you have a complaint, get in the queue at the back of the building.
Some of you would actually PAY to see this, you know.
*waits for HEFF to come along with his credit card*
LULU: Ok I've seen the Puppetry of The Penis show - is this girl working up a ventriliquist act with those boobies?
You saw POTP and didn’t invite me along?
*rethinks our friendship*
AYEM8Y: It's milkin' time.
Ha! One quart or two?
Hells YEAH !!! I think I'll sit down and stay awhile !
ReplyDeleteHEFF: As long as you don't sit down and PLAY awhile.
ReplyDeleteYou KNOW how I feel about bodily fluids on my blog.
And if you're going to be spending a lot of time here today, get out your credit card.
I'm not givin' this stuff away if there's someone who looks like a paying customer.
I feel so sorry for her. She's got to have major back issues.
ReplyDeleteOh, and that nose.
Bless.
ahhhh... makes you just want to curl up with those puppies and have a nice suckle...
ReplyDelete*stares off into space*
CYBERPOOF: I feel so sorry for her. She's got to have major back issues.
ReplyDeleteOh, and that nose.
Bless.
What’s wrong with her nose?
You must be the only one looking at her nose, I might add.
VOICES: ahhhh... makes you just want to curl up with those puppies and have a nice suckle...
*stares off into space*
You sound like you need comforting.
Come to mama.
*curls up in mj's lap*
ReplyDeleteit's good to home...
They remind of me that hippy Yin/Yang symbol thingie.
ReplyDeleteLove you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.
ReplyDeleteVOICES: *curls up in mj's lap*
ReplyDeleteit's good to home...
THAT’S my boy.
TROLL: They remind of me that hippy Yin/Yang symbol thingie.
Very philosophical, Grasshopper.
BAMATRAV: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Love you I do, well, at least the legs, where is the rest of you? I love stockings (not pantyhose) I have a fetish you know. I just followed the liquor trail from Heff's blog to yours. ;) I am always ready to show love especially now that I am divorced.
It’s about time you de-lurked, you little perv.
You want a pic of the rest of me?
Here ya go, darlin’.
Oh, and here I am in disguise. Not the gnome…I’m wearing Elf Shorts over my head. If you want to know why you’ll have to read The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
Nice. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHer nose looks ood
ReplyDeleteBAMATRAV: Nice. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteTHAT’S the best you can do?
“Nice. Thanks.”?
After ALL that work I did linking for your viewing pleasure?
*flounces off, taking stockings with her*
CYBERPOOF: Her nose looks ood
Your SPELLING looks ood.
I see... The Octo-Mom getting ready to breastfeed.
ReplyDeleteWas that unsensitive?
I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.
ReplyDeleteMIKEY: I see... The Octo-Mom getting ready to breastfeed.
ReplyDeleteWas that unsensitive?
*keels over laffing*
Thanks for that, Mikey.
On my way to work now and that will see me through the day.
BAMATRAV: I was trying to not be to informative with my desires where other readers can see. I move in half lights and shadows. I can return the favor but it would have to be to your e mail address.
You can find Mistress MJ’s email address in her Blogger Profile.
Make sure there is something in her mailbox by the end of the day.
I have sent you a pic of me in your e mail address that we e mailed each other with earlier today. Hope you like. Travis
ReplyDeleteI'm sure we've seen her before.
ReplyDeleteI think CyperPete is right, she could use a nose-job.
ReplyDeleteMago: thanks dear
ReplyDeleteMJ: you don't know what an ood is?
Uncannily like Rachael Ray.
ReplyDeleteHey !!! Do I need to come over here and dump cold water on you and BamaTrav ?!?!
ReplyDeleteI undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it?
ReplyDeleteListen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go.
It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know...
Dollywood Chic!
Hasn't anyone said Don't get y'er tits in a knot?
ReplyDeletetoday was actually a tit free day.....wasn't at work
ReplyDeleteBAMATRAV: I have sent you a pic of me
ReplyDeleteBased on your good looks and eagerness to please, Mistress MJ is considering making you one of her Houseboys.
But first, I require a photo of your bare ass.
GEOFF: I'm sure we've seen her before.
Click on the boobies tag.
As Yogi Berra said, “It’s déjà vu all over again.”
MAGO & CYBERPOOF: I think CyperPete is right, she could use a nose-job.
I don’t see the problem.
Since when did you two become buddies and decide to gang up against me?
JASON: Uncannily like Rachael Ray.
But can she cook?
And does anyone care if she CAN?
HEFF: Hey !!! Do I need to come over here and dump cold water on you and BamaTrav ?!?!
ReplyDeleteEverything is under control.
He’s hot to trot.
I’m thinking about auctioning him off to the highest bidder.
MOOT: I undid those puppies with the twirly thingamabob on Photoshop and they are surprisingly average, who'd a thunk it?
Listen sweetie, unless you're dating Lil Abner, that shirt has to go.
It's just so kissin-cousin, moonshine-swillin, possum-lickin, banjo-pickin, deliverance-squealin..you know...
Dollywood Chic!
Dollywood is on my list of ‘Places To Go Before I Die’.
MOOT: Hasn't anyone said Don't get y'er tits in a knot?
They were saving it especially for YOU!
MANUEL: today was actually a tit free day.....wasn't at work
You coulda stayed home and played with your moobs.
That's more tit than you can shake a stick at.
ReplyDeleteMilky milky...
ISTVANSKI: Or more tit than you can shake a kebab knife at, in your case.
ReplyDeletei like commenting on boobs better than dudes ass... so i'll comment in this box... ooo... i like commenting on box just as much!
ReplyDeleteVOICES: I'm considering making Titty Tuesday a regular feature.
ReplyDeleteI'd make a box day but there's no day of the week with the proper alliteration.
Although I suppose I could call it Boxing Day.
You could make it Snatch Saturday or Twat Thursday...
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: You could make it Snatch Saturday or Twat Thursday...
ReplyDeleteGreat minds think alike…
Click here to see the one and only Saturday Snatch I posted.
I like your Twat Thursday suggestion too.
Would you care to take a seat on my advisory board?
And by “advisory board” I don’t mean my face.
well then... that suits me just fine. thank you...
ReplyDelete*stands up from his spot on mjs lap and goes outside for a smoke*
VOICES: And by "lap" I hope you don't mean my face.
ReplyDelete*finishes smoke and looks around for more topless Tuesday action*
ReplyDeleteVOICES: Same time next week.
ReplyDeleteMaybe.
those are some huge jugs,i mean winnebagos!!! theres enough milk to feed an army!!
ReplyDeleteLARRY: Well they say an army marches on its stomach.
ReplyDelete