Saturday, May 23, 2009

Slip-Slop-Slap

If you’re out in the sun today, remember to do as the Australians do…




Slip-Slop-Slap!


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26 comments:

  1. INNER VOICES12:20 AM, May 23, 2009

    here for sloppy firsts!!!!!

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  2. LẌ1:52 AM, May 23, 2009

    Sloppy seconds!!!!!

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  3. Bretthead4:11 AM, May 23, 2009

    Your blog is like a car accident. I can't look away. And I keep coming back for more. I need help.

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  4. CyberPete4:34 AM, May 23, 2009

    That's a good slogan!

    The Aussies are smart people and I'm sure they didn't get the idea of two beached oh I mean beach whales oiling each other up all naked.

    Is that your little pervy idea miss MJ?

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  5. Anonymous4:46 AM, May 23, 2009

    It's a campaign against old man's arse cancer?

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  6. Ms Scarlet5:24 AM, May 23, 2009

    I'm always slippery. I just need a rub.
    Sx

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  7. Daisy9:28 AM, May 23, 2009

    i laid out in the sun yesterday...where was slippery slap?

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  8. Jenny10:05 AM, May 23, 2009

    I'm from the PNW, we never have sun.

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  9. Geoff11:45 AM, May 23, 2009

    Not much sun today. Hopeful for tomorrow though Bank Holiday Monday looks like being a washout.

    And that was the weather forecast from South East England.

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  10. Heff12:26 PM, May 23, 2009

    Honestly, where do you find this shit ?!?

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  11. Anonymous1:14 PM, May 23, 2009

    You DON'T want to get a sunburn down there...believe me!

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  12. The Mistress1:21 PM, May 23, 2009

    VOICES & XL: Sometimes I feel like my only purpose is that of your straight man…setting you up for these zinger one-liners.




    AWKWARD: Your blog is like a car accident. I can't look away. And I keep coming back for more. I need help.

    We can provide you with car insurance.

    Please send your bank account details and we shall get right on it.




    CYBERPOOF: That's a good slogan!
    The Aussies are smart people and I'm sure they didn't get the idea of two beached oh I mean beach whales oiling each other up all naked.
    Is that your little pervy idea miss MJ?

    Whale oil has been banned, you’ll be happy to know.




    MAGO: It's a campaign against old man's arse cancer?

    Consider this a public service announcement.




    SCARLET: I'm always slippery. I just need a rub.

    Volunteers from our audience?




    DAISY: i laid out in the sun yesterday...where was slippery slap?

    How should I know, Miss Daisy?

    None of us can keep up with your globe-trotting ways to know which country you’re in today.



    BOXER: I'm from the PNW, we never have sun.

    My part of the PNW calls for an astounding 3 days in a row of sunshine!

    Unheard of, I know.




    GEOFF: Not much sun today. Hopeful for tomorrow though Bank Holiday Monday looks like being a washout.
    And that was the weather forecast from South East England.

    So YOU have a Bank Holiday on Monday and the Americans have Memorial Day.

    Why are Canadians the only ones working?




    HEFF: Honestly, where do you find this shit ?!?

    It came to me in a dream.




    RANDOM: You DON'T want to get a sunburn down there...believe me!

    Me thinks you have a story to tell us.

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  13. INNER VOICES3:23 PM, May 23, 2009

    there are worse jobs im sure...

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  14. Ms Scarlet3:28 PM, May 23, 2009

    Well, somebody has to work on Monday!
    Sx

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  15. CyberPete3:39 PM, May 23, 2009

    Thank god!

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  16. Anonymous4:09 PM, May 23, 2009

    HMMM, lotion, sun, dicks, tits, twats. I am thinking of the stripped leggings, a tarp, BB's and crisco oil now, all with you MJ. Hold down the northern front for us.

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  17. KAZ4:37 PM, May 23, 2009

    Women in Manchester never get wrinkles - there's no uv.
    Unfortunately I often go to Spain :(

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  18. garfer6:04 PM, May 23, 2009

    Thank God for dank drizzly overcast days.

    The pale and interesting shall inherit the earth.

    Unless there ginger.

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  19. BEAST8:41 PM, May 23, 2009

    I can slip slap slop with the old oil from the Cafe C fryers if you like miss MJ

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  20. The Mistress10:36 PM, May 23, 2009

    VOICES: there are worse jobs im sure...

    Yeah, like YOUR job!




    SCARLET: Well, somebody has to work on Monday!

    It’s a conspiracy to keep us down.




    CYBERPOOF: Thank god!

    Hallelujah!




    BAMATRAV: HMMM, lotion, sun, dicks, tits, twats. I am thinking of the stripped leggings, a tarp, BB's and crisco oil now, all with you MJ. Hold down the northern front for us.

    What is going on with your avatar NOW?

    You’re going to electrocute your Trav-Ass.




    KAZ: Women in Manchester never get wrinkles

    With the possible exception of Deirdre Barlow.




    GARFY: Thank God for dank drizzly overcast days.
    The pale and interesting shall inherit the earth.
    Unless there ginger.

    The gingers shall sizzle and fry to a crisp.



    BEAST: I can slip slap slop with the old oil from the Cafe C fryers if you like miss MJ

    Haven’t you seen Mr. Frobisher flipping fag butts into the Café C fryers?

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  21. larry10:58 PM, May 23, 2009

    too late!! my ass is burned....

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  22. The Mistress11:40 PM, May 23, 2009

    LARRY: Mistress MJ needs to see it to believe it.

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  23. larry12:19 AM, May 24, 2009

    what a vixen you are...

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  24. Daisy6:01 AM, May 24, 2009

    i'm in the states today...july i will be in ireland :) there all caught up :)

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  25. Romeo Morningwood2:11 PM, May 24, 2009

    Thank you for shedding some sunlight on the term down unda...
    I never bought the geographical explanation.

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  26. The Mistress2:40 PM, May 24, 2009

    LARRY: what a vixen you are...

    And you, Larry, are a minx.



    DAISY: i'm in the states today...july i will be in ireland :) there all caught up :)

    I shall be relying on you for more photos of Irishmen’s arses.




    DONN: Thank you for shedding some sunlight on the term down unda...
    I never bought the geographical explanation.

    It’s where men plunda.

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