Today we are delighted to present Kevin’s arse from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…
Well, to be honest, it’s more like Kevin’s Manties we’re presenting than his actual bare arse but he’s a shy and sensitive hothouse flower.
Better than nothing, we suppose.
It must be difficult, after all, to be the follow-up to Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass.
Perhaps with a little encouragement from the rest of you bitches, he’ll reveal more in future.
Kevin’s arse has been included in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.
If your arse isn’t pictured there, where IS it?
We invite submissions of male bare bottoms to be posted in our gallery, or, if you’re ultra-shy, you may submit the photo for Mistress MJ’s private collection.
Shy fellas may also do as Kevin has done and simply display their wares covered.
Just do it, bitches!
And thank you, Kevin.
We hope to see MORE of you in future.
er, cough.
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
** Mean Pirate's Ass**
ReplyDeletesigh.
Heaven. Pure Heaven.
and while I applaud Kevin for his fine attempt.... next time, a bit more skin please. There appears to be potential.
It looks a bit empty ...
ReplyDeleteAnd Second, YAY!
ReplyDeleteBOXER: and while I applaud Kevin for his fine attempt.... next time, a bit more skin please.
ReplyDeleteA bit? A BIT?!!
We don’t even get a hint of plumber’s crack!
MAGO: It looks a bit empty …
It looks like a black hole to me.
The Bermuda Triangle of arses.
Will the world be sucked into it?
ReplyDelete*shivers*
Looks more like he just needs to hitch up his trousers....
ReplyDeleteWe need a concerted effort, Kevin! Show us the moon!!!
Dont do it Kevin!! , come over to the dark side of Infomaniac readers who adopt a strict policy of when Miss MJ and her coven show us theirs , I will show you mine.
ReplyDeleteTill then , dream on girls :-).
***clenches perfect peach buttcheeks and leaves***
I'm with Ponita on this one.
ReplyDeleteHitch up your trousers and stand with dignity. We need no more of this old trousers around your thighs thing.
We are tired of seeing your (not Kevins though) dirty boxers.
Go on MJ - send him the banana.
ReplyDeleteAhh son of a bitch! Does it have to be a recent ass? Also, this just in, I've just received a report that the Canucks suck and will be flying home tonight weeping openly, and shit.
ReplyDeleteSmell Your Bushes Later, Wil
Wil Harrison.com
MAGO: Will the world be sucked into it?
ReplyDelete*shivers*
Hand me a flashlight and I’ll see if anyone has gone missing.
PONITA: Looks more like he just needs to hitch up his trousers....
We need a concerted effort, Kevin! Show us the moon!!!
That’s the spirit, Ponita.
Perhaps if we dimmed the lights and put on some striptease music?
BEAST: Dont do it Kevin!! , come over to the dark side of Infomaniac readers who adopt a strict policy of when Miss MJ and her coven show us theirs , I will show you mine.
Till then , dream on girls :-).
***clenches perfect peach buttcheeks and leaves***
There is nothing remotely peachy about your arse.
The only fruit associated with your behind is the banana.
And possibly CyberPoof although this could be a viscious rumour.
CYBERPOOF: I'm with Ponita on this one.
Hitch up your trousers and stand with dignity. We need no more of this old trousers around your thighs thing.
We are tired of seeing your (not Kevins though) dirty boxers.
Stop trying to spoil my fun you little Danish pastry.
KAZ: Go on MJ - send him the banana.
Kevin: To see the banana of which KAZ speaks, click here and scroll down to the second pic.
I’ll have to dislodge the banana from Beast’s bottom first, obviously.
Does anyone have a crowbar?
Ugh.
ReplyDeleteAs with most of the intimate moments in my life, finger pointing, regret and shame follow quickly behind.
...I'd also like to invite everyone over for a fun feast of Banana Splits.
ReplyDeleteKEVIN: Ugh.
ReplyDeleteAs with most of the intimate moments in my life, finger pointing, regret and shame follow quickly behind.
Finger pointing, regret and shame are a way of life on Infomaniac.
...I'd also like to invite everyone over for a fun feast of Banana Splits.
I’m bringing the camera!
Who gets first dibs on the cherry?
A picture of my ass ? Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteKevin, what on earth are you ashamed of that you can't show your arse? It looks a pretty fine specimen. You haven't got Singleton Scales all over it, have you?
ReplyDeleteHEFF: A picture of my ass ? Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteWe need both you AND Wil so we can make it a double your pleasure, double your fun kind of posting.
IVD: Kevin, what on earth are you ashamed of that you can't show your arse? It looks a pretty fine specimen. You haven't got Singleton Scales all over it, have you?
It figures it would take posting a pic of a man’s arse to bring you back out of the woodwork.
Oh, and answer my email you lazy poof.
I DONT BELIEVE IT !!!!
ReplyDeleteThe whiff of a nekkid ass (If you will pardon the expresion) and up pops IVD
BEAST: I DONT BELIEVE IT !!!!
ReplyDeleteThe whiff of a nekkid ass (If you will pardon the expresion) and up pops IVD
IVD is sooo predictable.
Perhaps the honeymoon is over with his new man and he is seeking his fun elsewhere by lusting over Kevin’s posterior.
My advice to Kevin is to stay well clear of IVD and his warty wand. (scroll down to alarming pics).
That was WEAK! There was no butt cleavage in that photo whatsoever!
ReplyDeleteRANDOM: That was WEAK! There was no butt cleavage in that photo whatsoever!
ReplyDeleteNot even a hint as to whether it’s hairy or smooth.
Shall we give him a wedgie?
A very viscious rumour indeed MJ.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing remotely true about it.
CYBERPOOF: A very viscious rumour indeed MJ.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing remotely true about it.
I’m relieved to hear it.
Though it is sad (though understandable) to think that Beast is alone with nothing but a fruit basket.
It's partly due to the stinky duvet.
ReplyDeleteOi....you two will get a slap
ReplyDeleteCheeky Barstids
Kevin I completely understand your hesitation to show your back bacon. We Canadians are taught from an early age that it is rude to moon.
ReplyDeleteOf course we'll flash our sticks and beavers in a heartbeat but MJ specifically asked for a bottom.
MJ is a very persuasive cajoler so be careful..
the next time she'll say Take Off Eh!
eh that really doesn't qualify.......seriously poor effort
ReplyDeleteWEDGIE!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Shirley, show that ass!
ReplyDeleteListen kind people Kevin has ‘issues’. I think this picture shows remarkable progress and what looks to be a fine full moon albeit hidden behind a security blanket. Baby steps Kevin...baby steps...maybe next time show us the crack...then maybe the dark side of the moon...then both sides...maybe even a man in the moon...that would be good...a slow reveal is the essence of the Strip Tease.
I came back a few times to peer, but I couldn't really see anything.
ReplyDeleteI'll try again later.
Oh, and MJ? "Finger pointing, regret and shame are a way of life on Infomaniac" is perhaps your finest one-liner to date.
I am exactly one hour early but I'll say it anyway..
ReplyDeleteF I R S T !!!
CYBERPOOF: Not everything can be blamed on Beast’s stinky duvet but you make a good point.
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Are you going to slap us with your limp banana?
MOOT: I shall catch Kevin in a moment of weakness.
Perhaps when he is concentrating over which donut to order at The Hortons.
He WILL succumb.
MANUEL: I see YOUR arse has made an appearance once again over at Old Knudsen’s.
Can’t you keep control of it?
Does it have its own website yet?
RANDOM: ATOMIC WEDGIE!
AYEM8Y: I’m enlisting YOUR help to help Shirl, uh, Kevin, to overcome his issues.
But you’ve got to admit…
YOUR arse was a hard act to follow.
LEAH: Maybe I could make that my tagline.
MOOT: LAST!
I gotta get this to press.
HO-LEE Crap.
ReplyDeleteso many comments for not showing any skin.
stand back non-believers.
this bitch is gonna show some flesh...i don't think you're ready for this jelly.
KEVIN: this bitch is gonna show some flesh...i don't think you're ready for this jelly.
ReplyDeleteG’won then, Shirl.
Show us some jelly roll.
Mama is high on painkillers and wine right now and may pass out before you can email.
Jeez, there was so much action that I got skipped over, LOL. Hey, sorry about the Canucks. Yeah, right.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
WIL: I don't know what happened to my comment to you!
ReplyDeleteBut basically it said I don't give a rat's ass about hockey unless the Habs are playing.
Now show me your arse.
more skin please, or in my case, hair!
ReplyDeleteLARRY: Bitch, where is YOUR ass photo?
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