Saturday, May 09, 2009

Hellhole of Sin

In which Mistress MJ went to bed a brunette and woke up a ginger…



[Via Arthur Ignatowski]
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35 comments:

  1. LẌ9:29 PM, May 08, 2009

    1st!

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  2. ayeM8y11:48 PM, May 08, 2009

    Are we talking carpets or drapes?

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  3. Ponita in Real Life11:48 PM, May 08, 2009

    Is that all you have to say, XL???

    Second!!!

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  4. Ponita in Real Life11:48 PM, May 08, 2009

    Crap! Make that third, then....

    *sulks off*

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  5. LẌ12:07 AM, May 09, 2009

    Ponita, I was reading about a busy bee nurse and I got tired!

    Oh Hai MJ!

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  6. Jenny12:43 AM, May 09, 2009

    PMS is a bitch. It makes you do things and you're not sure why.

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  7. BEAST2:13 AM, May 09, 2009

    Finally its happened
    You have turned into Piggy !
    Is that Old Knudsen swiping the Gin

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  8. Damien3:23 AM, May 09, 2009

    Oh i Hate it when that happens !!

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  9. EMikeGarcia3:57 AM, May 09, 2009

    Am I the only one who thinks that Hellhole of Sin looks like a damned good time?

    (Or, the end of a damned good time?)

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  10. Geoff7:06 AM, May 09, 2009

    You went to bed a Maria and woke up a Fiz?

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  11. Ms Scarlet7:29 AM, May 09, 2009

    See... it's easily done...
    Sx

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  12. Istvanski8:02 AM, May 09, 2009

    Ah, collar and cuffs subject matter again.
    Who did this to you, MJ?

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  13. Anonymous9:32 AM, May 09, 2009

    I would like to read this book cause the cover is giving me a chub.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  14. Anonymous10:08 AM, May 09, 2009

    Oh, an original bedside book!
    Ein Einhandbuch.

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  15. CyberPete10:25 AM, May 09, 2009

    They say that gingers are wild in bed.

    So you be happy to be ginger now. Find some poor man and take it out on him.

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  16. larry11:30 AM, May 09, 2009

    i'm BACK!!! and don draper is mine,bitch!

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  17. The Mistress11:49 AM, May 09, 2009

    BITCHES: Apologies but I must eat and run.

    The Internet has been down for hours thus putting me behind my schedule.

    Hence, no personal responses to your quips, quotes and comments.

    Nor can I get ‘round to reading your blog posts til later.

    You don’t expect a bitch to miss a shoe sale, do you?

    Oh, where are my manners? There’s a new kid ...

    DAMIEN: Welcome to Infomaniac! You have the honour of being our token New Zealander. Milk it for whatever it’s worth.

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  18. Death to NZ5:14 PM, May 09, 2009

    Sheep fucking, bog trotting, kiwi eating losers suffering from the national malady of tasmania envy.

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  19. garfer5:20 PM, May 09, 2009

    No way would I pay 60c for a go on a ginge.

    I agree with the above. Kiwis pronounce biscuit as buscut. Kill 'em all, especially the ginge ones.

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  20. Damien6:49 PM, May 09, 2009

    Thanks for the welcome MJ - us sheep-fcuking, bog-trotting maladies need all the welcome we can get :)

    PS I used to live in Orlando, Floriduh!

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  21. LẌ6:55 PM, May 09, 2009

    @ DamienNZ: It is a tradition for Mistress MJ to serve cake to newbies, if they ask.

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  22. Damien6:58 PM, May 09, 2009

    Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh I like cake.

    Plus i have *served* b4 so I am sure I could please mistress in the manner of asking :)

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  23. Mrs Pouncer7:09 PM, May 09, 2009

    Do you know what that means in Blighty? A ginger is an unrepentant homosexualist. It is rhyming slang. From London. From very common vulgar people in London.

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  24. LẌ7:34 PM, May 09, 2009

    @ DamienNZ: xl's last should have said "Newbie tip, NEVER mention cake within earshot of Mistress MJ."

    xl regrets the error.

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  25. Damien7:36 PM, May 09, 2009

    What does she do ?

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  26. tony7:36 PM, May 09, 2009

    Im never going to put Ground Ginger in my cooking again........That Arthur Ignatowski Geezer.I bet He's Polish .All The Best People Are!

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  27. The Mistress8:52 PM, May 09, 2009

    BITCHES: Did someone mention cake?

    p.s. Mistress MJ has just spent the past couple of hours having her hair colour returned to its rich shade of chestnut.

    Note to Tony: Arthur Ignatowski is in the UK. Whether he’s a Pole or not is uncertain but he IS a very naughty boy and his blog is a must-see.

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  28. larry11:47 PM, May 09, 2009

    i love the tornadoes video!!!!!!! excellent!!!!

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  29. The Mistress11:55 PM, May 09, 2009

    What tornadoes video, Larry?

    I don't see a video on this post.

    Have you been drinking again?

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  30. larry12:27 AM, May 10, 2009

    i have been drinking! chardonnay don't cha know!!!

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  31. larry12:31 AM, May 10, 2009

    the lcbo makes it so difficult for us alcoholics....

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  32. Romeo Morningwood3:06 PM, May 10, 2009

    Does this mean that you walk Gingerly?

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  33. The Mistress4:16 PM, May 10, 2009

    *steps over drunken Larry and bitch slaps the alien for making ginger references*

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  34. Thombeau12:57 AM, May 13, 2009

    And which hole would THAT be???

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  35. The Mistress7:20 AM, May 13, 2009

    THOMBEAU: And which hole would THAT be???

    I shall leave that up to you to decide.

    In your words … “Been There!”

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