Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Blob

Mistress MJ has cramps and is too cranky to entertain you.


Via [Café Muscato]


Substituting in her place is The Infomaniac Orchestra joined by The Infomaniac Dancers…



*throws flaming uterus at first commenter*

*and all subsequent commenters, for that matter*

33 comments:

  1. First!
    *catches the flaming uterus*

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  2. doesn't really want it.

    *throws it back*

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  3. *laffs as it lands on the next commenter*

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  4. Is it hot in here ... or is it just me?

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  5. don draper is mine, bitch!!!! you can't have him!!!! mine all mine!!!

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  6. XL: Is it hot in here ... or is it just me?

    I smell burning nose hairs.

    *peels flaming uterus off XL’s face*



    LARRY: don draper is mine, bitch!!!! you can't have him!!!! mine all mine!!!

    Maybe after he’s had twelve beers he’s yours but ‘til then he’s MINE!

    *bitch slaps Larry with flaming uterus*

    Oh, and Bitch?

    You left the Tornadoes comment on the wrong post!

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  7. i know i did! a computer glitch!!!!!

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  8. May I play with the Flaming Uterus please?

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  9. That video is really scary - especially when they take the hats off.
    The band should have been called 'The Flaming Uterus'.

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  10. Well, to be perfectly honest I'm uterully challenged as well, and I'm on my *heaviest day*, so my uterus would drown out your flaming uterus. Meh.

    (... apologies to anyone who has just eaten)

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  11. LARRY: i know i did! a computer glitch!!!!!

    Computer glitch, my arse.

    You were typing with one finger whilst looking at pics of Don Draper, weren’t you?

    Don’t make me call you Lawrence, Lawrence.




    SAVANNAH: i'm sorry, sugar! xoxox

    Since you’re so nice about it AND since it’s Mother’s Day for you, I’m not gonna slap you with my flaming uterus…

    This time.



    FAMMY: May I play with the Flaming Uterus please?

    *screws wheels onto flaming uterus and says “Knock yourself out!"*

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  12. KAZ: That video is really scary - especially when they take the hats off.
    The band should have been called 'The Flaming Uterus'.


    “The Flaming Uterus” is trademarked by Mistress MJ.




    MAGO: Have a Balinka.

    The correct response from you should have been…

    “Allow me to massage your aching back, Mistress MJ.”




    BETTY: Well, to be perfectly honest I'm uterully challenged as well, and I'm on my *heaviest day*, so my uterus would drown out your flaming uterus. Meh.
    (... apologies to anyone who has just eaten)


    *slaps down uterus challenge to Betty*

    *throws box of industrial strength “overnight” pads in her general direction*

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  13. SCARLET: Arse, arse, arse!

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  14. Oh, my mistake ... I'll bring the collection of scented massage oils immedeately!

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  15. MAGO: Less talk, more action.

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  16. Lay down, please ... relax ... muscles Jeez you worked as mudwrestler for some time? Tensed up the whole back, no wunder its hurts ... we'll start with a fine olive oil ... with hints of hazelnut, tehee ...

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  17. And will you have nothing better to do, look at some pictures ...

    http://www.stern.de/unterhaltung/ausstellungen/:Manfred-Baumann-Erotische-Visionen/662507.html?cp=1

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  18. I bet Old Knudsen would love to 'do a Prince Charles' and be your tampon!

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  19. MAGO: And will you have nothing better to do, look at some pictures ...

    See that second photo in the series?

    That’s what I expect from YOU.




    EMMA: I bet Old Knudsen would love to 'do a Prince Charles' and be your tampon!

    Oh dear. Haven’t you heard the sad news?

    Old Knudsen is dead.

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  20. I actually have one of their albums Telstar!

    This scathing political piece on the inherent political folly of allowing les Gendarmes du France to police the sexual behavior of rural teens in Louisiana was made as a warning to others

    This should be a wake up call to everyone who treasures our Democratic right to smoke grass and makeout with chicks in the bush.

    The subliminal reminder to wear a condom still rings true today.

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  21. DONN, er, MOOT: I actually have one of their albums Telstar!

    Mistress MJ has a copy too.

    Very space-age.



    This scathing political piece on the inherent political folly of allowing les Gendarmes du France to police the sexual behavior of rural teens in Louisiana was made as a warning to others
    This should be a wake up call to everyone who treasures our Democratic right to smoke grass and makeout with chicks in the bush.
    The subliminal reminder to wear a condom still rings true today.


    Does it take you back to your red-bow-tie-wearing days on the shores of Lake Winnipegosis?

    Tie askew?

    Legs akimbo?

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  22. I eat yer flaming uterus, fried with onions.
    I came back from the fucking dead and you go on about yer gurly parts, being a woman is mans work.

    Nice YOUTUBE............

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  23. KNUDSEN: HE HAS ARISEN!

    I realize that I have violated the Knudsen Nation 13thRULE: Everytime you post a MeMe or a YouTube punch yerself in the head.

    BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

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  24. He diedeth not!
    For me hath seeneth hymn and hath readeth hith wyrdths and thay hath broughtesth me much comfyrte!

    Miss Hathaway 3:17 1/2

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  25. DONN,er,MOOT: What's happened to your head?

    Eeeekkk!

    Encephalitis!

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  26. DO NOT BE ALARMED EARTHLING.
    The Donn you speak of is also dead! I, Moot the Hoopla, have taken over his body and his blog.

    Unfortunately I miscalculated on how puny he was both in height and cranium capacity.. so I had to make some extra room in his head to cram all of this sh*t in...
    damn metric!

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  27. Holy Shite! Look at the size of the melon on that guy above me! Funny you should mention Flaming Uterus, that was the name of my band in HS!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  28. MOOT: DO NOT BE ALARMED EARTHLING.
    The Donn you speak of is also dead! I, Moot the Hoopla, have taken over his body and his blog.
    Unfortunately I miscalculated on how puny he was both in height and cranium capacity.. so I had to make some extra room in his head to cram all of this sh*t in...
    damn metric!


    I’ll bet you had to let out his trousers…particularly in the swimsuit area.

    By the way. You look familiar…

    Hey, don’t I know your Uncle Martin?




    WIL: Holy Shite! Look at the size of the melon on that guy above me! Funny you should mention Flaming Uterus, that was the name of my band in HS!

    If you think his melon is big, you should see the size of his bow tie!

    Don’t even think about suggesting your band was named Flaming Uterus ™. Hands off my copyright or you’ll have flaming testicles.

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  29. Does Flaming Uterus™ have problems with drummers self-combusting?

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  30. XL: Does Flaming Uterus™ have problems with drummers self-combusting?

    Only when you turn the volume up to eleven.

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