Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bouffant-abulous

Mistress MJ has an appointment to have her bouffant braced in place at The Infomaniac House of Beauty…



Please call back tomorrow.

31 comments:

  1. love the garter straps. the hair is fabulous...

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  2. While you fluff your hair, I'll see to the pillow.

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  3. What is sHe hiding between those legs?Only her hairdresser knows for sure

    I can't see the Adam's Apple because of the shadow...great job on the knockers though..nice work.

    On second thought, I think she had Chilli for supper and she's tooting..

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  4. I hope that sofa isnt leatherette as it may take some time to prize the young lady off of it

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  5. Put some shoes on dear. For a gal who loves shoes so much you are really playing it orphan Annie today.

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  6. I agree with Just telling it like she should lemme see her naked. She is hot

    Wil Harrison.com

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  7. with tata's like that who needs their hair done? no one would look at it anyway?

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  8. "braced in place," that's hilarious!

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  9. i am blinded by the light, sugar! xoxoxo

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  10. Those are fabulous tits, all natural, although I do like fake one too, If they are done well. Jerking , I mean signing off now.

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  11. fake ones, plural damnit, well, one tit would do if that is all they had.

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  12. XL: fiRst!

    As opposed to fist.





    LARRY: love the garter straps. the hair is fabulous...

    How come we never see anything like this on your blog?




    JONNY M: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Is that a 60's cougar?

    Possibly the late sixties.

    The first Cougar didn’t roll off the assembly line until 1967.





    JUST-TELLING: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Have Wil and Heff sent all their bitches over here today?

    Now that is what I call hot!

    Shall we crack open a window for you?





    XL: While you fluff your hair, I'll see to the pillow.

    You are Mistress MJ’s best Official Pillow Fluffer ever.

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  13. KEVIN: What a cool couch!

    A divine divan.





    DONN: What is sHe hiding between those legs?Only her hairdresser knows for sure
    I can't see the Adam's Apple because of the shadow...great job on the knockers though..nice work.
    On second thought, I think she had Chilli for supper and she's tooting..


    Is the tune recognizable?

    Can we hum along?





    BEAST: I hope that sofa isnt leatherette as it may take some time to prize the young lady off of it

    Perhaps you could use your banana hammock as a catapult.





    CYBERPOOF: Put some shoes on dear. For a gal who loves shoes so much you are really playing it orphan Annie today.

    You should know by now that my feet are petite.

    This woman is clearly an imposter.





    WIL: I agree with Just telling it like she should lemme see her naked. She is hot

    WHO should let you see her naked?

    The woman in the photo?

    Or Just Telling It Like It Is?

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  14. DAISY: with tata's like that who needs their hair done? no one would look at it anyway?

    Just because no one is looking at your hair is no reason to let yourself go.





    LEAH: "braced in place," that's hilarious!

    The price of steel girders these days is no laughing matter, Miss Leah.




    SAVANNAH: i am blinded by the light, sugar! xoxoxo

    But were you cut loose like a deuce?




    BAMATRAV: Those are fabulous tits, all natural, although I do like fake one too, If they are done well. Jerking , I mean signing off now.
    fake ones, plural damnit, well, one tit would do if that is all they had.


    Fake one?

    You freak.

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  15. But of course MJ.

    Did you buy any new shoes lately?

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  16. I am not Wils bitch, rather I am his eldest nephew...

    Your site looked interesting...

    That is all...

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  17. Don't get too high sniffing all that hairspray!

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  18. BOXER: I like the pillow.

    The pillow matches my brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat.





    CYBERPOOF: Did you buy any new shoes lately?

    Is the Pope Catholic?





    JONNY: I am not Wils bitch, rather I am his eldest nephew...

    You’re related to Wil?

    You have my condolences.

    Oh, and you will be Mistress MJ's bitch if you decide to visit here on a regular basis.





    EMMA: Don't get too high sniffing all that hairspray!

    Too late!

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  19. I shall pray you get yer miracle.

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  20. She's defying gravity in so many fabulous ways...and wearing garters to boot! Me like.

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  21. Is that why she has her legs crossed? to keep the bouffant from falling out? I hope there's not a long line at the OB/GYN; but in the meantime, I'll gladly help screen her for any lumps and such...

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  22. Slacker.

    Your toenails are clearly unkempt.

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  23. The higher the hair the closer to God.
    The bigger the tits, the closer to me.

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  24. KNUDSEN: I shall pray you get yer miracle.

    The face of Old Knudsen appeared in my bouffant.




    RAY RAY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    She's defying gravity in so many fabulous ways...and wearing garters to boot! Me like.

    We are witnessing physics at its finest.

    That hairdo could survive a trip to the moon!





    HEFF: I love that couch.

    You’ll love it more when you reach down between the cushions and find coins!





    SCARLET: I want to be bouffed too!

    Pouff!

    You’ve been bouffed!





    EROS: Is that why she has her legs crossed? to keep the bouffant from falling out? I hope there's not a long line at the OB/GYN; but in the meantime, I'll gladly help screen her for any lumps and such...

    Stand back.

    That bouffant could topple at any moment.





    GARFY: Slacker.
    Your toenails are clearly unkempt.


    I’m starting at the top and working my way down.





    JASON: The higher the hair the closer to God.
    The bigger the tits, the closer to me.


    She has the Dolly Parton seal of approval.



    BITCHES: It’s been a long day of bouffantification.

    Mistress MJ will visit your blogs on Sunday.

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