First?
**runs out**Joan Crawford is scary and I'm not messing with her or MJ
...and neither am I!So will you all please pipe down so MJ and I can enjoy our "juice!"
I hear you. I'm having a Travis Bickle moment.
Whacky!
Show me your wire hangers!Wil Harrison.com
Your eyebrows say 'back off biatch' just like Miss Joanies.Bless.
Blimey... she even got one over on Bette Davis...Sx
Come Back immediately or I shall call you "Mommie Dearest"!!
why, bless your heart, sugar! in between brow waxings again? ;~) xoxox
Does The Mistresses' ax need sharpening?
xlA re-sharping ...
...I'm not feeling any love here today !
Silly Old Bat !You dont scare me***Hold Miss Scarlet in front as a human shield***
BITCHES: What part of “Mistress MJ is not in the mood for any of you today” don’t you understand?
Pffffffft. Drama queens don't scare me.Unless they're wielding axes.
Garfer, MJ isn't a drama queen - She's a drag queen!Oh, hello MJ. I hope you're feeling more sociable soon. Perhaps the sheer bulk of that frankly enormous necklace is weighing you down?P.S. I've just read the Mr Nude Infomaniac post - Brilliant! Congratulations to Damien.
Dear MistressI am baking the hash brownies and will bring them round as soon as they are baked nice and moistwill lift your mood i'm sure
Yer never in the mood anymore.
Are your piles playing up again ???
BITCHES: None of you ever listen to a word I say, DO you?
What?
I'm sure there are special "Crawfie" saucy films that you can download - she made quite a few as a starlette.Dirty fucking cow.
First?
ReplyDelete**runs out**
ReplyDeleteJoan Crawford is scary and I'm not messing with her or MJ
...and neither am I!
ReplyDeleteSo will you all please pipe down so MJ and I can enjoy our "juice!"
I hear you. I'm having a Travis Bickle moment.
ReplyDeleteWhacky!
ReplyDeleteShow me your wire hangers!
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
Your eyebrows say 'back off biatch' just like Miss Joanies.
ReplyDeleteBless.
Blimey... she even got one over on Bette Davis...
ReplyDeleteSx
Come Back immediately or I shall call you "Mommie Dearest"!!
ReplyDeletewhy, bless your heart, sugar! in between brow waxings again? ;~) xoxox
ReplyDeleteDoes The Mistresses' ax need sharpening?
ReplyDeletexl
ReplyDeleteA re-sharping ...
...I'm not feeling any love here today !
ReplyDeleteSilly Old Bat !
ReplyDeleteYou dont scare me
***Hold Miss Scarlet in front as a human shield***
BITCHES: What part of “Mistress MJ is not in the mood for any of you today” don’t you understand?
ReplyDeletePffffffft. Drama queens don't scare me.
ReplyDeleteUnless they're wielding axes.
Garfer, MJ isn't a drama queen - She's a drag queen!
ReplyDeleteOh, hello MJ. I hope you're feeling more sociable soon. Perhaps the sheer bulk of that frankly enormous necklace is weighing you down?
P.S. I've just read the Mr Nude Infomaniac post - Brilliant! Congratulations to Damien.
Dear Mistress
ReplyDeleteI am baking the hash brownies and will bring them round as soon as they are baked
nice and moist
will lift your mood i'm sure
Yer never in the mood anymore.
ReplyDeleteAre your piles playing up again ???
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: None of you ever listen to a word I say, DO you?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there are special "Crawfie" saucy films that you can download - she made quite a few as a starlette.
ReplyDeleteDirty fucking cow.