Attention all female Infomaniac readers.
To celebrate International Women’s Day on March 8th, we are updating our Women of Infomaniac post and want to hear from you.
If you’re a regular Infomaniac reader, send Mistress MJ a wee blurb about yourself by email. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile).
Just a few lines to tell us a bit about who you are, where you’re from, your interests, etc. And, of course, why you love Infomaniac!
Include a photo if you wish. Preferably nekkid or partially clad.
Mistress MJ reserves the right to edit and/or take creative license.
Hurry! Sunday is coming up soon and we want our new Women of Infomaniac post to be ready by then!
Note: When we say “women” we are not referring to those of you male readers who like to dress in laydeez clothing.
UPDATE: There seems to be some confusion, as usual.
This posting is meant for ALL the women who read Infomaniac, no matter whether you’re new to Infomaniac or whether you’ve been reading for years.
Our upcoming “Women of Infomaniac” post this Sunday, March 8th is meant to profile ALL the wonderful women who read Infomaniac.
Now hurry the fuck up and email your blurbs to me!
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...well I AM.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: DAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteQuit taking up all the real estate!
Just because you can do more things than anyone else on the Life Skills 101 list doesn't mean you are ALL THAT!
am too.
ReplyDeleteDo I have to do this again?
ReplyDeleteI was one of the New Cunts so you already interviewed me.
*pouts*
NATIONS: Get back to your Marcy albums and just write me up a blurb.
ReplyDeletePONITA: No one is putting a gun to your head.
Hope that are 101 FIRSTs.
ReplyDeleteOh bugger
ReplyDelete****Phones diversity Police****
ReplyDeleteHello
Yes I would like to report a diversity crime
Infomaniac is descriminating against Trannies
What was that ...The Death Penalty ??
Only if its public boiling
I'm not a woman, at least I wasn't the last time I looked.
ReplyDeleteFN's been at the mescaline again.
Splendide. I am sending you a gorgeous study of self, completely unclothed apart from my Kathy Kirby hairpiece which hides my Smith-Petersen intracapsular. I am nothing if not niche interest. Where is yr email address?
ReplyDeleteWill this be like a beauty pageant, where the contestants, er, representatives show off their huge talents and well rounded assets?
ReplyDeleteHooray for the women!
i thought you already knew all my secrets?
ReplyDeleteI'm getting some funny looks here in the internet cafe...
ReplyDeleteread my dossier over at you-know-where. yes, i'm one of his. xoxox
ReplyDeleteI'm giving free pedicures.
ReplyDeleteI now have an astigmatism after reading that first comment.
ReplyDelete*pouts even more*
ReplyDeleteI had put a comment in that I was second, dammit! And it's gone! WTF?
MAGO: Hope that are 101 FIRSTs.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to be Mistress MJ’s personal secretary?
Do you have plenty of time on your hands?
Otherwise the previous list of 101 firsts was our last.
CYBERPETE: Oh bugger
I take it you read that note regarding no men in laydeez clothing?
BEAST: ****Phones diversity Police****
Hello
Yes I would like to report a diversity crime
Infomaniac is descriminating against Trannies
What was that ...The Death Penalty ??
Only if its public boiling
How would you feel if Mistress MJ were to call the Health Department regarding Café C regarding a certain Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry incident?
Now there’s something that could have required a proper boiling.
GARFY: I'm not a woman, at least I wasn't the last time I looked.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Please move your petticoat aside so I can get a closer look.
FN's been at the mescaline again.
She’s been baking her “special fudge” again.
MRS.P: Splendide. I am sending you a gorgeous study of self, completely unclothed apart from my Kathy Kirby hairpiece which hides my Smith-Petersen intracapsular. I am nothing if not niche interest. Where is yr email address?
ReplyDeletePlease pay attention to detail. My email address is in my Blogger Profile.
Do you have the matching Kathy Kirby merkin?
EROS: Will this be like a beauty pageant, where the contestants, er, representatives show off their huge talents and well rounded assets?
No beauty pageant is required.
All the Women of Infomaniac are beautiful.
DAISY: i thought you already knew all my secrets?
I do now!
Thanks for your contribution.
Unlike the rest of them who apparently can’t be bothered to send in their blurbs.
*waits as time ticks away ‘til Sunday*
ISTVANSKI: I'm getting some funny looks here in the internet cafe...
Oh you brave little soldier to have opened me up in public!
Tell them you’re doing “research”.
SAVANNAH: read my dossier over at you-know-where. yes, i'm one of his.
ReplyDeleteWho? Old Knudsen, perhaps?
Give me a link, dammit.
Mistress MJ is a busy woman and cannot be second guessing or playing games today.
MAXI: I'm giving free pedicures.
No doubt you’re offering fish pedicures.
XL: I now have an astigmatism after reading that first comment.
Not to mention the danger of going cross-eyed…always a concern amongst Siamese.
PONITA: *pouts even more*
I had put a comment in that I was second, dammit! And it's gone! WTF?
Mistress MJ is suffering from severe PMS and did not approve of the vast amount of real estate your comment was consuming. Once was enough from Ms. Nations.
We ordered the Houseboys to bin it and take it out to the curb so there would be room for others.
She was very cranky last night and apologizes for any inconvenience.
However, she reserves the right to be a bitch.
Don’t let it happen again.
Fine. Just toss me to the curb, then.
ReplyDeleteCare for a chocolate? I am not PMSing at this point but the power surges are becoming most annoying.
@ ISTVANSKI's "funny looks here in the internet cafe." Ask The Mistress about "cake" then...
ReplyDeleteSo women have their very own day? How progressive. They'll be getting their own drinking fountains next.
ReplyDeleteIs it international everywhere, or only America?
I'm a man. You have outted me... but I might send something.
ReplyDeleteSx
PONITA: Care for a chocolate? I am not PMSing at this point but the power surges are becoming most annoying.
ReplyDeletePower surge?
*pulls plug*
Xl: @ ISTVANSKI's "funny looks here in the internet cafe." Ask The Mistress about "cake" then...
Yes, Istvanski…
Ask me about cake.
KAPI: So women have their very own day? How progressive. They'll be getting their own drinking fountains next.
We can vote now too.
*votes Kapi off the island*
Is it international everywhere, or only America?
Just here on Infomaniac.
The menfolk will be banished to a separate hut for the day.
SCARLET: I'm a man. You have outted me... but I might send something.
That explains why I always have to ask you… Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing nothing but a smile and a Kathy Kirby hairpiece. Ekbergian beauties like her are a generational event.
ReplyDeleteWhat in hell is Nations smokin?
Meesta Fawlty, She go craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!
I'm old, not new.
ReplyDeleteDo you still want my profile?
Did you say nekked and partially clad?
ReplyDeleteAll my bananas are kept in a splendid fruit bowl... I call it Beast.
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DONN: I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing nothing but a smile and a Kathy Kirby hairpiece. Ekbergian beauties like her are a generational event.
ReplyDeleteWhat in hell is Nations smokin?
Meesta Fawlty, She go craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!
If Mrs. P gets hold of Nations’ special fudge, there is no telling how much she’ll reveal!
BOXER: I'm old, not new.
Do you still want my profile?
Yes. Can you people not follow instructions?!
AWKWARD: Did you say nekked and partially clad?
Yes, I did.
Can you people not read the fine print?!
SCARLET: All my bananas are kept in a splendid fruit bowl... I call it Beast.
Then tell us so in your blurb. Don’t tell all here and now!
*waits*
BITCHES: I’ve just added an update IN BIG RED LETTERS THAT SAY “UPDATE” on this post.
ReplyDeleteRead it.
I expect ALL the women of Infomaniac to send me a blurb.
I don’t care if you are a new reader or have been reading for years.
Also, it doesn’t matter if you’ve already been profiled on Infomaniac before or not.
Everyone is expected, if they wish, to send me a little blurb (and photo if possible…or just your avatar).
The purpose of this exercise is to be able to have little profile blurbs on ALL the Women of Infomaniac in order to celebrate International Women’s Day on Sunday, March 8th.
NOW GET BUSY AND DO IT!
I have to go out soon and will be gone for the rest of they day so try and manage.
THE day.
ReplyDeletekinda cranky aren't you?
ReplyDelete**starts to write profile because we need to keep the Mistress happy**
*writing email before Mistress MJ whacks me with a ruler*
ReplyDeleteI don't know , all this screaming and shouting , women are so disorganised , its all that fabled multi tasking no doubt. I suppose it could be worse , there could have been a map involved.
ReplyDeleteWOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS :-)))
I feel left out and I'm taking this to my lawyer as a reverse sexual discrimination case.
ReplyDeleteIt'll cost you millions.
No fish needed, I'll be doing all the nibbling meself.
ReplyDeletedammit, i sent one and now i'm worried it isn't right, i think i missed some of the directions...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Thanks to those of you women who took the time to compile blurbs about yourselves.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is pleased.
I shall read them tomorrow but I've just got home, have another post to compile, and I'm gagging for a cocktail.
Thanks, bitches!
Secretary? I can count to hundred and write my name. That's enough?
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