tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1484192816577555017..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Calling All WomenThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10670242126863033512009-03-04T01:36:00.000-05:002009-03-04T01:36:00.000-05:00Secretary? I can count to hundred and write my nam...Secretary? I can count to hundred and write my name. That's enough?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35801730331885283962009-03-04T01:08:00.000-05:002009-03-04T01:08:00.000-05:00BITCHES: Thanks to those of you women who took the...BITCHES: Thanks to those of you women who took the time to compile blurbs about yourselves.<BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ is pleased.<BR/><BR/>I shall read them tomorrow but I've just got home, have another post to compile, and I'm gagging for a cocktail.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, bitches!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24174232440682626392009-03-03T21:09:00.000-05:002009-03-03T21:09:00.000-05:00dammit, i sent one and now i'm worried it isn't ri...dammit, i sent one and now i'm worried it isn't right, i think i missed some of the directions...savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57885801080982167072009-03-03T20:05:00.000-05:002009-03-03T20:05:00.000-05:00No fish needed, I'll be doing all the nibbling mes...No fish needed, I'll be doing all the nibbling meself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46093230571721915082009-03-03T19:45:00.000-05:002009-03-03T19:45:00.000-05:00I feel left out and I'm taking this to my lawyer a...I feel left out and I'm taking this to my lawyer as a reverse sexual discrimination case.<BR/><BR/>It'll cost you millions.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81484907888324588742009-03-03T18:07:00.000-05:002009-03-03T18:07:00.000-05:00I don't know , all this screaming and shouting , w...I don't know , all this screaming and shouting , women are so disorganised , its all that fabled multi tasking no doubt. I suppose it could be worse , there could have been a map involved.<BR/>WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS :-)))BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62465574788774617452009-03-03T17:29:00.000-05:002009-03-03T17:29:00.000-05:00*writing email before Mistress MJ whacks me with a...*writing email before Mistress MJ whacks me with a ruler*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88670781644427508892009-03-03T16:22:00.000-05:002009-03-03T16:22:00.000-05:00kinda cranky aren't you?**starts to write profile ...kinda cranky aren't you?<BR/><BR/>**starts to write profile because we need to keep the Mistress happy**Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29159758471271220762009-03-03T14:36:00.000-05:002009-03-03T14:36:00.000-05:00THE day.THE day.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31893958670532388042009-03-03T14:35:00.000-05:002009-03-03T14:35:00.000-05:00BITCHES: I’ve just added an update IN BIG RED LETT...BITCHES: I’ve just added an update IN BIG RED LETTERS THAT SAY “UPDATE” on this post.<BR/><BR/>Read it. <BR/><BR/>I expect ALL the women of Infomaniac to send me a blurb.<BR/><BR/>I don’t care if you are a new reader or have been reading for years.<BR/><BR/>Also, it doesn’t matter if you’ve already been profiled on Infomaniac before or not.<BR/><BR/>Everyone is expected, if they wish, to send me a little blurb (and photo if possible…or just your avatar).<BR/><BR/>The purpose of this exercise is to be able to have little profile blurbs on ALL the Women of Infomaniac in order to celebrate International Women’s Day on Sunday, March 8th.<BR/><BR/>NOW GET BUSY AND DO IT!<BR/><BR/>I have to go out soon and will be gone for the rest of they day so try and manage.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44508778416763040972009-03-03T14:14:00.000-05:002009-03-03T14:14:00.000-05:00DONN: I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing ...DONN: <I> I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing nothing but a smile and a Kathy Kirby hairpiece. Ekbergian beauties like her are a generational event.<BR/>What in hell is Nations smokin?<BR/>Meesta Fawlty, She go craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!</I><BR/><BR/>If Mrs. P gets hold of Nations’ special fudge, there is no telling how much she’ll reveal!<BR/><BR/><BR/>BOXER: <I> I'm old, not new. <BR/>Do you still want my profile?</I><BR/><BR/>Yes. Can you people not follow instructions?!<BR/><BR/><BR/>AWKWARD: <I> Did you say nekked and partially clad?</I><BR/><BR/>Yes, I did. <BR/><BR/>Can you people not read the fine print?!<BR/><BR/><BR/>SCARLET: <I> All my bananas are kept in a splendid fruit bowl... I call it Beast.</I><BR/><BR/>Then tell us so in your blurb. Don’t tell all here and now!<BR/><BR/>*waits*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1219781912420611002009-03-03T14:05:00.000-05:002009-03-03T14:05:00.000-05:00All my bananas are kept in a splendid fruit bowl.....All my bananas are kept in a splendid fruit bowl... I call it Beast.<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25632304899563317592009-03-03T13:55:00.000-05:002009-03-03T13:55:00.000-05:00Did you say nekked and partially clad?Did you say nekked and partially clad?Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23905026169842789722009-03-03T13:47:00.000-05:002009-03-03T13:47:00.000-05:00I'm old, not new. Do you still want my profile?I'm old, not new. <BR/><BR/>Do you still want my profile?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10817110059355823532009-03-03T13:19:00.000-05:002009-03-03T13:19:00.000-05:00I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing nothing...I am so excited about seeing Mrs P wearing nothing but a smile and a Kathy Kirby hairpiece. Ekbergian beauties like her are a generational event.<BR/><BR/>What in hell is Nations smokin?<BR/><I>Meesta Fawlty, She go craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!</I>Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39886564965522382682009-03-03T12:19:00.000-05:002009-03-03T12:19:00.000-05:00PONITA: Care for a chocolate? I am not PMSing at t...PONITA: <I>Care for a chocolate? I am not PMSing at this point but the power surges are becoming most annoying.</I><BR/><BR/>Power surge?<BR/><BR/>*pulls plug*<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Xl: <I>@ ISTVANSKI's "funny looks here in the internet cafe." Ask The Mistress about "cake" then...</I><BR/><BR/>Yes, Istvanski…<BR/><BR/>Ask me about <A HREF="http://cakefarts.com/" REL="nofollow">cake</A>.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>KAPI: <I>So women have their very own day? How progressive. They'll be getting their own drinking fountains next.</I><BR/><BR/>We can vote now too.<BR/><BR/>*votes Kapi off the island*<BR/><BR/><I>Is it international everywhere, or only America?</I><BR/><BR/>Just here on Infomaniac.<BR/><BR/>The menfolk will be banished to a separate hut for the day.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>SCARLET: <I> I'm a man. You have outted me... but I might send something.</I><BR/><BR/>That explains why I always have to ask you… Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4611221592484974102009-03-03T12:09:00.000-05:002009-03-03T12:09:00.000-05:00I'm a man. You have outted me... but I might send ...I'm a man. You have outted me... but I might send something.<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51464615462502692152009-03-03T11:53:00.000-05:002009-03-03T11:53:00.000-05:00So women have their very own day? How progressive....So women have their very own day? How progressive. They'll be getting their own drinking fountains next.<BR/><BR/>Is it international everywhere, or only America?Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76457969620481860692009-03-03T11:43:00.000-05:002009-03-03T11:43:00.000-05:00@ ISTVANSKI's "funny looks here in the internet ca...@ ISTVANSKI's "funny looks here in the internet cafe." Ask The Mistress about "cake" then...LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72596262269037328102009-03-03T11:06:00.000-05:002009-03-03T11:06:00.000-05:00Fine. Just toss me to the curb, then.Care for a ch...Fine. Just toss me to the curb, then.<BR/><BR/>Care for a chocolate? I am not PMSing at this point but the power surges are becoming most annoying.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5699418800330253952009-03-03T10:23:00.000-05:002009-03-03T10:23:00.000-05:00SAVANNAH: read my dossier over at you-know-where....SAVANNAH: <I> read my dossier over at you-know-where. yes, i'm one of his.</I><BR/><BR/>Who? Old Knudsen, perhaps?<BR/><BR/>Give me a link, dammit. <BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ is a busy woman and cannot be second guessing or playing games today.<BR/><BR/><BR/>MAXI: <I>I'm giving free pedicures.</I><BR/><BR/>No doubt you’re offering <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/57pu43/" REL="nofollow">fish pedicures</A>.<BR/><BR/><BR/>XL: <I>I now have an astigmatism after reading that first comment.</I><BR/><BR/>Not to mention the danger of going cross-eyed…always a concern amongst Siamese.<BR/><BR/><BR/>PONITA: <I> *pouts even more*<BR/><BR/>I had put a comment in that I was second, dammit! And it's gone! WTF?</I><BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ is suffering from severe PMS and did not approve of the vast amount of real estate your comment was consuming. Once was enough from Ms. Nations.<BR/><BR/>We ordered the Houseboys to bin it and take it out to the curb so there would be room for others.<BR/><BR/>She was very cranky last night and apologizes for any inconvenience.<BR/><BR/>However, she reserves the right to be a bitch.<BR/><BR/>Don’t let it happen again.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87518567779303772332009-03-03T10:21:00.000-05:002009-03-03T10:21:00.000-05:00MRS.P: Splendide. I am sending you a gorgeous stu...MRS.P: <I> Splendide. I am sending you a gorgeous study of self, completely unclothed apart from my Kathy Kirby hairpiece which hides my Smith-Petersen intracapsular. I am nothing if not niche interest. Where is yr email address?</I><BR/><BR/>Please pay attention to detail. My email address is in my Blogger Profile.<BR/><BR/>Do you have the matching Kathy Kirby merkin?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>EROS: <I> Will this be like a beauty pageant, where the contestants, er, representatives show off their huge talents and well rounded assets?</I><BR/><BR/>No beauty pageant is required.<BR/><BR/>All the Women of Infomaniac are beautiful.<BR/><BR/><BR/>DAISY: <I> i thought you already knew all my secrets?</I><BR/><BR/>I do now!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your contribution.<BR/><BR/>Unlike the rest of them who apparently can’t be bothered to send in their blurbs.<BR/><BR/>*waits as time ticks away ‘til Sunday*<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>ISTVANSKI: <I> I'm getting some funny looks here in the internet cafe...</I><BR/><BR/>Oh you brave little soldier to have opened me up in public!<BR/><BR/>Tell them you’re doing “research”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57520714355313719962009-03-03T10:20:00.000-05:002009-03-03T10:20:00.000-05:00MAGO: Hope that are 101 FIRSTs.Would you like to ...MAGO: <I> Hope that are 101 FIRSTs.</I><BR/><BR/>Would you like to be Mistress MJ’s personal secretary?<BR/><BR/>Do you have plenty of time on your hands?<BR/><BR/>Otherwise the previous list of 101 firsts was our last.<BR/><BR/><BR/>CYBERPETE: <I> Oh bugger</I><BR/><BR/>I take it you read that note regarding no men in laydeez clothing?<BR/><BR/><BR/>BEAST: <I> ****Phones diversity Police****<BR/>Hello<BR/>Yes I would like to report a diversity crime<BR/>Infomaniac is descriminating against Trannies<BR/>What was that ...The Death Penalty ??<BR/>Only if its public boiling</I><BR/><BR/>How would you feel if Mistress MJ were to call the Health Department regarding Café C regarding a certain Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry incident?<BR/><BR/>Now <I>there’s</I> something that could have required a proper boiling.<BR/><BR/><BR/>GARFY: <I> I'm not a woman, at least I wasn't the last time I looked.</I><BR/><BR/>I’ll be the judge of that.<BR/><BR/>Please move your petticoat aside so I can get a closer look.<BR/><BR/><I>FN's been at the mescaline again.</I><BR/><BR/>She’s been baking her “special fudge” again.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38170945610885313142009-03-03T09:55:00.000-05:002009-03-03T09:55:00.000-05:00*pouts even more*I had put a comment in that I was...*pouts even more*<BR/><BR/>I had put a comment in that I was second, dammit! And it's gone! WTF?Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81737313171987271672009-03-03T08:44:00.000-05:002009-03-03T08:44:00.000-05:00I now have an astigmatism after reading that first...I now have an astigmatism after reading that first comment.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com