Today’s request for Celebrity Arse comes from Random Chick in San Francisco. She wants to see . . .
RYAN REYNOLDS’ ARSE!
(More pics here)
Which celebrity’s arse would you like to see posted on Infomaniac? Leave a comment with your request. (Mistress MJ misplaced the previous list you gave to her.)
Note that your request does not guarantee that your fave celebrity’s arse will be posted. After all, Tony never did get his photo of Julie Andrews' arse so why should anyone else get special treatment?
Previous Celebrity Arses can be viewed here. They include Russell Brand, Gina Gershon (with bonus Stacy Keibler), Thierry Henry (with bonus Clive Owen), Jake Gyllenhaal, David Boreanaz and Monica Bellucci.
1st!
ReplyDelete"Which celebrity’s arse?"
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ! Canadian content requirement, obv.
I'll second that!
ReplyDeleteOH Hai XL!
Does everybody shave these days?
I have no idea which celebrity I would like to see... will have to get back to you on that.
I already have my fave blogger, Fammy's arse, blown up and pasted on my wall. I pretend to pinch it. :-P
I'd like to thank Random Chick for the reminder AND the name.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back with my wish.
He was so funny in Blade 3.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy as long as you aren't posting one of those old nekked buggers with arses that look like 10 pounds of chewed bubble gum. blech!
I have enough trouble putting a name to a face , let alone adding arses to the mix .
ReplyDeleteUnless its manuels arse....who could get tired of that ????
I would also like to thank Random Chick. What a wonderful woman...
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, I've recently fallen in love with Peter Kay... but Kevin Bishop is another fav...
Sx
Someone on British telly last week called an arsehole a "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" I thought that rather good....!
ReplyDeleteWho in heck is Ryan Reynolds?!
ReplyDeleteNever mind, I guess it doesn't matter, does it.
I vote for Marines. No particular one, just Marines.
I've perused the archives and I must say Jake Gyllenhaal is delicious, thanks.
To me these people are just arses.
ReplyDelete*licks screen at Stacy Keibler's arse*
ReplyDelete*paws at Monica Bellucci*
Now that's the proper way to start off one's day.
XL: "Which celebrity’s arse?"
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ! Canadian content requirement, obv.
May we remind you that Mistress MJ is not a celebrity.
She is, however, a legend in her own mind.
PONITA: Does everybody shave these days?
Not if we take a look at this photo of Manuel’s arse.
BOXER: I'll be back with my wish.
*drums fingers*
DONN: I'm happy as long as you aren't posting one of those old nekked buggers with arses that look like 10 pounds of chewed bubble gum. blech!
That reminds me…we must find a photo for Filthy Friday.
BEAST: I have enough trouble putting a name to a face , let alone adding arses to the mix .
Unless its manuels arse....who could get tired of that ????
I, for one, never tire of Manuel’s arse. It is my hero.
SCARLET: Anyhow, I've recently fallen in love with Peter Kay... but Kevin Bishop is another fav...
ReplyDelete*scribbles comedic arse preferences in margins*
TONY: We apologize for the lack of Dame Julie derriere.
LEAH: I've perused the archives and I must say Jake Gyllenhaal is delicious, thanks.
IVD liked it so much he put it on his sidebar of “Favourite Things”.
We haven’t seen much of IVD lately, have we?
Perhaps he’s injured his wrist in a Jake Gyllenhaal-related accident.
MAGO: To me these people are just arses.
We would prefer to see a Franconian backside anyday.
MAIDY: *licks screen at Stacy Keibler's arse*
*paws at Monica Bellucci*
Now that's the proper way to start off one's day.
Good to have you back, slutella.
I have to admit that I was intrigued by the photo on the sleeve of Morrisey's latest single.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the B side (Bum side) if possible.
P.S. Thanks for Thierry and Clive. You done good.
KAZ: I have to admit that I was intrigued by the photo on the sleeve of Morrisey's latest single.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the B side (Bum side) if possible.
You've already had your Celebrity Arse desires met with Thierry Henry!
What a greedy guts.
It just so happens that we have a Moz arse ready to go for you though so stay tuned in future.
Would love to see Jesus's arse. You know that young model lad Madonna has set up in an apartment as her own personal dial a fuck.
ReplyDeleteGerard Butler ..... does that make me sound ghey?
ReplyDeleteI have two words for you: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou. Made. My. Day.
EMMA: Would love to see Jesus's arse. You know that young model lad Madonna has set up in an apartment as her own personal dial a fuck.
ReplyDeleteWe shall make an effort to feed your desire for Brazilian boy toy.
KNUDSEN: Gerard Butler ..... does that make me sound ghey?
No but you’re going to make George Clooney jealous if he finds out about your Gerard Bulter hard-on.
RANDOM: I have two words for you: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
You. Made. My. Day.
Two words seems hardly enough for my time and effort.
Would you consider making a small donation?
Is the Canadian Governor General considered a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteTerry Wogan's arse for the girls and Uma Thurman's arse for the blokes.
ReplyDelete...and Elton John's arse for the he-shes.
EROS: Is the Canadian Governor General considered a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteI’m sure that DONN would consider her so.
However, I believe it is against Parliamentary protocol to bare her buttocks in public.
ISTVANSKI: Terry Wogan's arse for the girls and Uma Thurman's arse for the blokes.
...and Elton John's arse for the he-shes.
I don’t recall asking you to speak on behalf of the entire human race!
What about Terry’s Wogan’s underpants?
Weren’t they up for auction?
Did you bid on them?
Since he’s pantless now, it shouldn’t be difficult to find a photo of his bare arse.
If it is possible in any way we would be very please to see Ashton Kushner's rear end... or Michael jackson's..just for a laugh
ReplyDeleteohhhh, hot dogs and buns... *thinks to self that he must be hungry*
ReplyDeleteFABULASTIC: If it is possible in any way we would be very please to see Ashton Kushner's rear end... or Michael jackson's..just for a laugh
ReplyDeleteI’m ASSuming you don’t want to see a nude Demi at his side.
VOICES: ohhhh, hot dogs and buns... *thinks to self that he must be hungry*
I don’t recall asking for food porn requests.
But help yourself to a Steamie.
Hey, you've already done the food porn thing...ala, Cake Farts. You're not gonna go there again, are you?
ReplyDelete@ Random Chick's "Cake." Please don't say the c-word within earshot of The Mistress!
ReplyDeleteDid someone mention CAKE?
ReplyDeletecake? i have cake. Lots of cake. On a plate, and not to be sat on.
ReplyDeleteMJ: Good to have you back, slutella.
ReplyDeleteNice to know I'm loved.
*blows her a kiss*
Can we have Brian Adams arse? It would be interesting to see if there are as many pock marks on his arse as on his gob.
ReplyDeleteWe could be talking stereo pock marks, in which case everybody could join in a 'Summer of '69' singalong.
CARNALIS: cake? i have cake. Lots of cake. On a plate, and not to be sat on.
ReplyDeleteCan I lick the icing?
MAIDY: Nice to know I'm loved.
Nice that you’re spreading the love around.
*gets inoculations*
GARFY: Can we have Brian Adams arse? It would be interesting to see if there are as many pock marks on his arse as on his gob.
We could be talking stereo pock marks, in which case everybody could join in a 'Summer of '69' singalong.
Princess Di has taken the secret of Brian Adams’ arse to her grave.
I vote for Paul Stanley or Billy Idol's ass. But for aversiosn therapy, I would accept Bush's ass.
ReplyDeleteBilly Idol? Elton John? Bush? Brian Adams? MICHAEL JACKSON?
ReplyDeleteHoly crab - are your readers all necrophiliacs? Is it an 80s dream-show? Pass the coke!
54 revisited ... aw the colours ... (and always wear condoms, kids!)
UBERMOUTH: I vote for Paul Stanley or Billy Idol's ass. But for aversiosn therapy, I would accept Bush's ass.
ReplyDeleteWe shall look for a pic of Gene Simmons’ tongue up Paul Stanley’s arse.
MAGO: Billy Idol? Elton John? Bush? Brian Adams? MICHAEL JACKSON?
Holy crab - are your readers all necrophiliacs? Is it an 80s dream-show? Pass the coke!
54 revisited ... aw the colours ... (and always wear condoms, kids!)
Alarming, isn’t it?
You could describe our readers as a Quiet Riot or a Mötley Crüe.
Or a bunch of Twisted Sisters!
I'd prefer the Sex Pistols or The Ramones, but they are all dead now.
ReplyDeleteAre yer readers Undead? I died some time ago, but am working on resuerection, that's partly true ...
Mj: it's not very civil of you to ask that.. je ne veux demi, je le veux tout!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Shall I mix you a Zombie cocktail?
ReplyDeleteFABULASTIC: It wasn't posed as a question.
teehee.