Saturday, March 14, 2009

A Day of Beauty



Mistress MJ is spending the day at the Infomaniac House of Beauty and does not wish to be disturbed.

Please hold my calls and see to it that no “boob wars” break out in my absence.

21 comments:

  1. The MANLY kind.
    Flat, muscular, with hair.
    A breast to rest.
    HA!

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  2. Only a day? It will hardly scratch the surface.

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  3. Hell boy make up only takes 4 hours. I've tagged you for a meme gurlfriend.

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  4. It would appear that someone is about to get a facial from some serious blowing!

    Enjoy!

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  5. Will we be able to notice any difference at the end of the day?

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  6. Perhaps she is hoping the force of the air blowing will smooth out the wrinkles.

    @Mago: That's the best kind... ;-)

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  7. Is that the prototype Dyson Airblade?

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  8. You can do a lot with a Dyson. They are working on a Dyson nipple sucker. Should be interesting.
    Sx

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  9. Come now MJ, you are beautiful enough and don't need to be wrapped in seaweed on have your blubber pummelled.

    I do enjoy the odd breast massage myself, I tell hubby it must be performed regularly against breast cancer.

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  10. Mistress, do you talk into those blower things and get a vibratey-sounding voice?


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  11. While you're gone, can I have your house boys?

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  12. Oh Hai, XL!

    I bet Dyson makes suckers for all kinds of body parts.

    Does the cyclonic action make it better?

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  13. BITCHES: I'm back and your comments are giving me frown lines.

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  14. GIVING her frown lines. Yes, well.
    GIVING.

    She says.

    *snork*

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  15. BOOB PEACE

    *begins singing Kum Bah Yah*

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  16. la la la la la

    I can't hear you.

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  17. Oh, was that a truce, Nations?

    Oh Lord cum bah ahhhhhhhh.

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