Saturday, March 14, 2009

A Day of Beauty



Mistress MJ is spending the day at the Infomaniac House of Beauty and does not wish to be disturbed.

Please hold my calls and see to it that no “boob wars” break out in my absence.
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21 comments:

  1. LẌ11:27 PM, March 13, 2009

    1st!

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  2. Anonymous11:33 PM, March 13, 2009

    TITTS OUT!

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  3. Ponita in Real Life11:40 PM, March 13, 2009

    You have moobs, Mago?

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  4. Anonymous12:14 AM, March 14, 2009

    The MANLY kind.
    Flat, muscular, with hair.
    A breast to rest.
    HA!

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  5. Vicus Scurra1:58 AM, March 14, 2009

    Only a day? It will hardly scratch the surface.

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  6. Old Knudsen4:13 AM, March 14, 2009

    Hell boy make up only takes 4 hours. I've tagged you for a meme gurlfriend.

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  7. eroswings7:47 AM, March 14, 2009

    It would appear that someone is about to get a facial from some serious blowing!

    Enjoy!

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice8:39 AM, March 14, 2009

    Will we be able to notice any difference at the end of the day?

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  9. Ponita in Real Life9:27 AM, March 14, 2009

    Perhaps she is hoping the force of the air blowing will smooth out the wrinkles.

    @Mago: That's the best kind... ;-)

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  10. Geoff9:31 AM, March 14, 2009

    Is that the prototype Dyson Airblade?

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  11. Ms Scarlet10:20 AM, March 14, 2009

    You can do a lot with a Dyson. They are working on a Dyson nipple sucker. Should be interesting.
    Sx

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  12. MommyHeadache12:16 PM, March 14, 2009

    Come now MJ, you are beautiful enough and don't need to be wrapped in seaweed on have your blubber pummelled.

    I do enjoy the odd breast massage myself, I tell hubby it must be performed regularly against breast cancer.

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  13. CyberPete1:02 PM, March 14, 2009

    Lipo?

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  14. LẌ1:12 PM, March 14, 2009

    Mistress, do you talk into those blower things and get a vibratey-sounding voice?


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  15. Jenny1:14 PM, March 14, 2009

    While you're gone, can I have your house boys?

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  16. Ponita in Real Life5:28 PM, March 14, 2009

    Oh Hai, XL!

    I bet Dyson makes suckers for all kinds of body parts.

    Does the cyclonic action make it better?

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  17. The Mistress8:18 PM, March 14, 2009

    BITCHES: I'm back and your comments are giving me frown lines.

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  18. FirstNations9:58 PM, March 14, 2009

    GIVING her frown lines. Yes, well.
    GIVING.

    She says.

    *snork*

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  19. FirstNations9:59 PM, March 14, 2009

    BOOB PEACE

    *begins singing Kum Bah Yah*

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  20. The Mistress10:04 PM, March 14, 2009

    la la la la la

    I can't hear you.

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  21. The Mistress10:08 PM, March 14, 2009

    Oh, was that a truce, Nations?

    Oh Lord cum bah ahhhhhhhh.

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