Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

All the way from Whatcom County in Washington State, it’s ...

FIRST NATIONS!


First Nations today



First Nations: teenage tart



First Nations: teenage terror


Correct answers were submitted by Random Chick, Famulus, Scarlet, and Betty.

But there can only be one prizewinner.

Mistress MJ wrote each hopeful’s name on a slip of paper and stuffed the slips under her lacy garter.

Mago (aka Franconia Man) was summoned to draw the names from beneath the garter on Mistress MJ’s thigh…with the provisio that he use his hands and not his teeth to make the draw.

And the winner is… drum roll …

FAMULUS!

Congratulations, Famulus! You are the lucky winner of the "Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini" cocktail napkins…



Famulus, as you’ll recall, was our mystery teen from last week.

Before we go, we would like to say a word or two about Ms. Nations.

We are not gathered here today to discuss her magnificent heaving bosom. Au contraire. Rather, we stand in awe of her great intellect and talent.

For instance, did you know that Ms. Nations is an expert on dugongs? No, I didn’t think so.

Or did you know that she is a best-selling author? Purchase her book entitled, “Creating a Backyard Paradise: Turn Your Old Toilet or Truck Tires into Decorative Planters”.



Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teen angst photo soon!