Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Teen Angst Competition

It’s time for another Teen Angst contest.

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...


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In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will draw names out of her cleavage to select a final winner.

We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.

Were you a troubled teen?

Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?

Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?

Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)

Note: Contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, March 11th. For you UK readers, that’s 4:00 am on Thursday, March 12th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.

53 comments:

  1. FIRST!!!

    *Does a victory lap and thinks about who it may be*

    Famulus.

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  2. second!

    It's me.

    *takes another bong hit*

    ....wait what?

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  3. I couldn't mistake those beautiful eyes and that winning smile .... sigh... I'll not give it away too quickly I'll just go over to his blog and see if he has posted about his morning wood.

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  4. Since we have never seen Mago now, how can we have any idea what he looked like as a teenager?

    So I don't think it is him.

    I would say Famulus also. But there are those freakishly bendy thumbs....

    But I still think it is Fammy.

    Despite the thumbs.

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  5. BITCHES: May I remind everyone that you get only ONE vote and your first vote counts.

    Hello, Ms. Nations? Haven’t we discussed this in a previous competition?

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  6. BITCHES: May I also remind everyone that it is not necessary to have seen previous photographs of our featured bloggers. (looks at Ponita).

    Maybe you’ve seen this blogger before.

    But maybe not.

    Honestly, this is a simple competition. How can you people go messing it about every time?

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  7. Meh, we just like to make it more of a challenge...

    And to get a rise out of you, MJ!

    *runs away laughing*

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  8. BITCHES: Mistress MJ is on her way out for the evening.

    Try to conduct yourselves in a professional and orderly manner in her absence.

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  9. knudsen......I working on the theory that one day it will be the right answer.....!

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  10. A lined cord jacket with a turtle neck? It's gotta be a Canadian so I'll go with Donn.

    I'm not the first to guess Donn, but dammit I'm still puttin' it out there.

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  11. About time someone said Donn, isn't he lovely?

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  12. Manuel is a cunt! terms and conditions may apply.

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  13. Instinct says Famulus and instinct is always right so give a friggin penis book already!

    Oh and those are some lovely trousers. Hate the chair though. My grandmother had one that looks identical to that one. The shame.

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  14. By CyberPete's own admission (trousers and chair), I'd go for him. I would go for Knudsen, but I think that Ponita's rule of thumb applies to him too.

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  15. I'm guessing Ginro, only because the pic has a well traveled Englishman vibe going...

    also because Famulus has all ready been picked...

    and though the freaky bendy fingers might point to IDV, but I can't see the legs for verification...

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  16. I think it's Tickersoid.

    Mainly because I've just seen his grown-up photo on his blog, and it doesn't look that different.

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  17. @Kapitano--gosh you're right, same exact smile as Tickersoid.

    Well, I guessed Donn though, so I'll have to follow through with that. Rules are rules...

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  18. BITCHES: Yes, we’re all here guessing ‘til 9 pm, folks.

    *twiddles thumbs and notes that it’s only 8 am*

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  19. Get yourself a mimosa and flip through the new Vogue MJ

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  20. I'm clueless... but not a brit...
    Sx

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  21. It could be Beast though as the whole outfit and haircut screams British.

    * The rules for the Bitches, don't appply to me, so I AM changing my vote to Beast-unless it IS Cyber Pete in which case, as you said, first vote counts.

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  22. On closer inspection...... no, the fashion is not British ,but it is '70's European,I would guess, , and as CP lives somehwere stupid like Denmark, I revert back to my first choice.

    Just declare me the winner and gimme my prize!

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  23. I strongly believe that the reason americans can't point out their own country in the map is due to the excess use of pin stripe trousers.

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  24. Ubermouth: Hey! It's not my fault I was born in Denmark.

    Dammit!

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  25. Now get over to my blog and do more captions.

    There is at least 36 to go before we hit 100 comments!

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  26. *mixes Kir Royale, browses dog-eared Priape catalogue and ponders dusting vintage perfume bottle collection*

    *notes Fabulastic’s comment and requests that all the Americans remove their pin striped trousers immediately*

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  27. Those trousers and shirt etc can only be a Brit
    I say Famulus

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  28. *discovers that mixing drinking and dusting (fragile) vintage perfume bottles don’t mix*

    *switches to dusting collection of vintage plastic snow globes*

    *notes that it's only NOON*

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  29. UMMM.... im just here to be called bitch... yes please.

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  30. I see Donn hasn't commented, thats because he is beauty incarnate and Inner voices is a bitch.

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  31. One more thing, he is left handed and so owes the devil a days work, I suspect he tried manual work and upon hitting his finger nail decided against it, a book behind him is 'Init great to be a Canuck eh?' and 'Good fashion is for the weak' by yers truly.

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  32. CYBERPOOF: I would think that my reading the Priape catalog would be just slightly more gay than sipping a kir royale.


    VOICES: Bee-YOTCH!


    KNUDSEN: While it IS suspicious that DONN hasn’t commented, I’d say it may be because he’s reading the newspaper on the john.

    You read his latest post, didn’t you?

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  33. *feels better about self and moves along*

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  34. is Old K off his meds?

    again?

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  35. Oi! Old K, I'm left handed and I can assure you that it's considerably more than one sodding day!

    *wanders off muttering about slave labour*

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  36. I like to use my left hand...

    feels like somebody else is doing it.

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  37. i still say it's donn. xoxo

    (jaysus, i need another drink...)

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  38. I really have to start reading this blog again. I'm so fucking lost right now.

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  39. Why can't the end time be something reasonable, like 7 p.m. your time???

    Now I have to stay up another hour and a half, which will be past my bedtime (becuz I get up at 5:30 a.m. when I work the dayshift and need my beauty sleep, you know) and I am already tired and cranky.

    Can ya tell?!

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  40. That 'might' have been me but I don't have opposable thumbs.

    Famulus.
    He even changed his avatar..HELLO!
    or MAGO..
    nope FAMULUS for 500.

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  41. I always wore a smashing red bow tie.

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  42. BITCHES: This contest is closed.

    Results to follow in a new post asap.

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