All the way from Kent, England, it’s GEOFF!
Geoff today on hols in Ibiza
Geoff, we know you’re camera shy but please turn around just this once? And change into something more colourful while you’re at it…
Thank you.
Teenaged Geoff and his electric eel
Correct answers were submitted by NONE OF YOU!
For the first time in Teenage Angst Competition history, not one of you bitches was able to identify our mystery teen.
Which is a darned shame since this week was the BEST PRIZE EVER!
Special note to Mr. Kapitano who left this comment:
I've got no idea who he is but he's just so sweet!
Do you have his phone number? Or if he's straight and married...do you have his phone number anyway?
For your information, Kapi, our Geoff is happily married to Betty. As far as we know, Geoff does not sneak out in the middle of the night (like the straight marrieds you know) to have his knob polished. However, the pair of you might want to exchange emails should Geoff ever have a hankering.
Special note to Kaz: We thought that you of all people would correctly identify Geoff…the bleak landscape…a young man in his impressionable years…the years when he should be socializing, alone, all alone on the desolate beach.
Special note to Geoff:
What’s up with the red socks? Do they hold magical powers? Or did your mother dress you?
And do you have an eel stuffed down your shorts or is that what Mother Nature bestowed upon you?
*winks knowingly to Betty*
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
Send in your teen angst photo soon!
FIRST!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn... no one guessed Geoff.. too bad... he's a hottie and Betty is one lucky gal!
ReplyDeleteSchwiiiing!
ReplyDeleteHe does look a bit green in that first photo. Geoff, are you related to Kermit by any chance?
***camped out in stinky sleeping bag waiting for Filthy Friday to open ***
ReplyDeleteGroan... thought the red socks were English... or at least Kentish!
ReplyDeleteSx
That's not Geoff! He's supposed to look like Ben Elton.
ReplyDeleteHave you any forensic evidence?
I assumed that some early lover had been cropped off on the left. Does Betty know?
That must be a YES album down his shorts.
Thank you all for your kind comments. I wasn't guessed correctly because I'm on the outside looking in as I was all those years ago.
ReplyDeleteThe shorts and shoes are what I used to play tennis in. I wore white socks on the courts so when I got away from them I went crazy for colour.
My shorts are being pulled in a certain direction by something large in my pocket: a tennis ball, or more likely, a large linen handkerchief regularly used as I had awful hayfever.
The person cropped off to the left is my younger sister and together we look like a couple of inbreeds. Alone, I just look like a picture of sad desperation.
Those terrible teens, eh?
No Geoff, we both know it wasn't a tennis ball.
ReplyDeleteMJ, my lovely, would you like a teen photo from me? I will see what I have in my annals.
PONITA: Damn... no one guessed Geoff.. too bad... he's a hottie and Betty is one lucky gal!
ReplyDeleteLike Paris, he sizzles in the springtime.
CYBERPOOF: Schwiiiing!
Oh here we go.
He does look a bit green in that first photo. Geoff, are you related to Kermit by any chance?
Geoff’s the one on the right.
BEAST: ***camped out in stinky sleeping bag waiting for Filthy Friday to open ***
Mind your zipper doesn’t get stuck.
SCARLET: Groan... thought the red socks were English... or at least Kentish!
You Brits are a most peculiar people.
KAZ: That's not Geoff! He's supposed to look like Ben Elton.
ReplyDeleteHave you any forensic evidence?
He’s providing a swab for us as we speak.
*prepares Petri dish*
Kaz, you’re the scientist. Would you mind doing the honours?
That must be a YES album down his shorts.
Maybe that’s where Rick Wakeman disappeared to!
GEOFF: The shorts and shoes are what I used to play tennis in. I wore white socks on the courts so when I got away from them I went crazy for colour.
You went absolutely mad for colour! It’s easy to see why Betty fell for such an adventurous young man.
My shorts are being pulled in a certain direction by something large in my pocket: a tennis ball, or more likely, a large linen handkerchief regularly used as I had awful hayfever.
Or a giant halibut.
Or the entire band Yes...both 70s members and newcomers.
The person cropped off to the left is my younger sister and together we look like a couple of inbreeds. Alone, I just look like a picture of sad desperation.
*sniffs and produces handkerchief from evening bag*
*sings Owner of a Lonely Heart*
GOD: Welcome to Infomaniac!
MJ, my lovely, would you like a teen photo from me? I will see what I have in my annals.
Bend over. I’ll have a look.
Well Geoff, so much for the witness protection program. Now that everyone knows that you're hung like a shetland pony you'll be back on the run.
ReplyDeleteBy now you are prolly packing up and moving again. Where will they stash you now?
Budapest, Kinshasha, Havana, Borstal?!
Say hi to Betty..or whatever her new name is these days.
the pair of you might want to exchange emails should Geoff ever have a hankering.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Geoff still looks amazingly sweet - even without the extra ball in his shorts - and I'm thinking of changing my name to Betty.
What do you think of my cunning plan?
Geoff and Betty, they sound like swingers to me.
ReplyDeleteI will keep guessing Donn until I'm right, the odds are in my flavour.
DONN: Well Geoff, so much for the witness protection program. Now that everyone knows that you're hung like a shetland pony you'll be back on the run.
ReplyDeleteBy now you are prolly packing up and moving again. Where will they stash you now?
Budapest, Kinshasha, Havana, Borstal?!
Say hi to Betty..or whatever her new name is these days.
Old Knudsen would like to carry them off to his birthplace: Frigadoon.
KAPI: Geoff still looks amazingly sweet - even without the extra ball in his shorts - and I'm thinking of changing my name to Betty.
What do you think of my cunning plan?
I’ve seen you in a frock.
Yes, you could carry it off.
KNUDSEN: Geoff and Betty, they sound like swingers to me.
Don’t get any ideas. They may be swingers but they don’t want just anyone ringing their bell.
I will keep guessing Donn until I'm right, the odds are in my flavour.
And Manuel will keep guessing Old Knudsen.
You two and your love that dare not speak its name.
Yes, you could carry it off.
ReplyDeleteOh honestly MJ!
You just missed a perfectly good opportunity to say "You could pull it off".
KAPI: I was setting you up…acting as the “straight man” in our comedic duo.
ReplyDeleteOh I’m just digging this hole deeper, aren’t I?
We are NOT swingers. We are far too anti-social for any of that nonsense.
ReplyDeleteWell, I knew it had to be someone British--those pale but fun loving people seem to enjoy the outdoors and bold fashion.
ReplyDeleteHi..I'm late again.. oh dear..
ReplyDeleteI must say that I have found this Geoff fellow quite appealing. Shame is not a swinger, maybe a twister?
I'm feeling very compelled to participate in this teen angst competition. I wonder what people would say...
Geoff? pfft......
ReplyDeleteGood lord. THe crap I miss when my job is trying to kill me. I kicking party and another teen angst comp.
ReplyDelete*digs through old photos*
Nope, I look too damn good and well adjusted in all of them. No angst here. Ah well.
GEOFF: We are NOT swingers. We are far too anti-social for any of that nonsense.
ReplyDeleteWe’re waiting for the day when your blog goes “by invitation only”.
EROS: Well, I knew it had to be someone British--those pale but fun loving people seem to enjoy the outdoors and bold fashion.
A nation of trendsetters.
FABULASTIC: I'm feeling very compelled to participate in this teen angst competition. I wonder what people would say...
First you must submit a photo of your bare arse.
It is a requirement of all new male Infomaniac readers.
MANUEL: Geoff? pfft......
I shall laugh when we finally post a photo of the teenaged Old Knudsen and you don’t guess correctly.
MAIDY: Good lord. THe crap I miss when my job is trying to kill me. I kicking party and another teen angst comp.
*digs through old photos*
Nope, I look too damn good and well adjusted in all of them. No angst here. Ah well.
Bitch, don’t make me post your 10-months-pregnant pic again.
He's definitely got better with age. Kent, you say......
ReplyDeleteUBERMOUTH: The concensus is that he was a teenage cutie.
ReplyDeleteHe’s great at any age.
adorable! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Isn't he?
ReplyDelete