The morning-after-the-night-before began with gaiety and light.
Mssrs. XL and CyberPoof (having become better acquainted through their mutual distaste for sticky floors) brought Mistress MJ her morning coffee and Modifinil...
XL and Mistress MJ sharing a fag
Following a rousing exchange of bon mots, Mistress MJ arose to use the powder room.
“Will you look at the state of this place!” she gasped…
As you can see, there is much work to be done tidying up.
Houseboys must be rounded up and household duties appointed.
Mistress MJ does not wish to be disturbed until Wednesday.
So not a peep out of you.
FIRST!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow did that balloon get in there?
ReplyDelete*Random Chick says looking at her backside...*
peep!
ReplyDeleteHow can you sleep when you're kitty looks ready for action?
ReplyDeleteI hope someone remembered to let the other guests out of the outhouse.
Lovely sleepover by the way; oh, and there are several pairs of undies in the freezer.
You've got a ginger pussy!
ReplyDeleteTa! "Not a peep!" Sometimes the Mistress tends to use short words, like "Louder!", "Quiet!", "Harder!", "Turn around!" ... I see there's some whiskey left, time for Irish coffee ...
ReplyDeleteKapitano , finally Miss Mj has revealed what we already guessed , that she indeed has a ginger pussy.
ReplyDeleteIf only she had spent more time 'matching collar and cuffs' no one would be any the wiser
Oh, I like bursting balloons, but I shall try to do it quietly....
ReplyDelete*BANG*
Sx
XL and Mistress MJ sharing a fag - ha ha ha ha - that reminds me - when is Cyberpoof going to do the decent thing re those shorts?
ReplyDeleteI see you all had a nice time.
ReplyDeleteHow gratifying.
And yet how hurtful to be overlooked. I received no invitation. Well, no matter. I have bigger fish to fry and no time for puerile parties. Next week I launch my Yvonne Romain tribute act, and the guest list is now closed.
It wasn't your kind of party at all Mrs P , all kinds of eurotrash and an over excited Miss Scarlet flashing her knickers at everyone on the pretext of doing cartwheels , not a title or an oligarch in site :-(
ReplyDeleteI think Mrs P would have quite liked it, Mr Beastie... where do you think I learnt the cartwheel trick?
ReplyDeleteYvonne Romain... lots of screaming?
Sx
RANDOM: How did that balloon get in there?
ReplyDelete*Random Chick says looking at her backside...*
If you break wind, the balloon will inflate.
XL: peep!
What did Mistress MJ say to you, XL?
*orders XL to fluff every pillow in the house*
EROS: How can you sleep when you're kitty looks ready for action?
I hope someone remembered to let the other guests out of the outhouse.
Lovely sleepover by the way; oh, and there are several pairs of undies in the freezer.
Why ever would anyone need chilled knickers?
KAPI: You've got a ginger pussy!
Do not create frown lines on Mistress MJ’s face, Mr. Kapitano.
That rumour ends here and now.
*opens trap door to Plaid Room*
MAGO: Ta! "Not a peep!" Sometimes the Mistress tends to use short words, like "Louder!", "Quiet!", "Harder!", "Turn around!" ... I see there's some whiskey left, time for Irish coffee ...
Mistress MJ has two short words for you…
Sei ruhig!
BEAST: Kapitano , finally Miss Mj has revealed what we already guessed , that she indeed has a ginger pussy.
ReplyDeleteIf only she had spent more time 'matching collar and cuffs' no one would be any the wiser
Piggy is the only one afflicted with ginger pubes and you know it.
SCARLET: Oh, I like bursting balloons, but I shall try to do it quietly....
*BANG*
Please use the quieter bubble wrap.
I was going to use it to wrap CyberPoof and Famulus’ Teen Angst prize cocktail napkins but you may have it for now.
KAZ: XL and Mistress MJ sharing a fag - ha ha ha ha - that reminds me - when is Cyberpoof going to do the decent thing re those shorts?
Mistress MJ is pleased that you got the fag reference.
Obviously our fellow readers are a little slow on the draw and did not pick up on it.
As for The Shorts, CyberPoof promises us that all will be revealed on Thursday.
Who do you think will win?
MRS.P: I see you all had a nice time.
ReplyDeleteHow gratifying.
And yet how hurtful to be overlooked. I received no invitation. Well, no matter. I have bigger fish to fry and no time for puerile parties. Next week I launch my Yvonne Romain tribute act, and the guest list is now closed.
Your party invitation was posted here for THREE DAYS!
You may be holding an Yvonne Romain tribute act but we have the actual dummy from “Devil Doll” as one of our regular readers.
BEAST: It wasn't your kind of party at all Mrs P , all kinds of eurotrash and an over excited Miss Scarlet flashing her knickers at everyone on the pretext of doing cartwheels , not a title or an oligarch in site :-(
You seem to have a lot of time on your hands today.
Is it yet another one of your country’s many bank holidays?
SCARLET: I think Mrs P would have quite liked it, Mr Beastie... where do you think I learnt the cartwheel trick?
Yvonne Romain... lots of screaming?
You don’t want us to start the ginger rumour with you again, do you Miss Scarlet?
*settles quietly in front of the chaiselongue*
ReplyDelete*nurses Kater*
how much do I owe you?
ReplyDeleteand was that thing I knocked over? Was it expensive?
Thanks for a great party... I just wish I could remember it.
MAGO: You poor baby.
ReplyDeleteAllow Mistress MJ to move you away from the bubble wrap area.
BOXER: You owe me $500 to free up an account Old Knudsen has in Nigeria.
He told me that if I send him the money that…
“you shall save the planet, look younger and be sexually attractive to people without mental illnesses which is a nice change.”
I woke up this morning with a torn dress covered in a variety of stains including ketchup. Thankfully I have no recollection of what I got up to last night but I'm sure you have the video footage at the ready to bribe me should I become a world famous authoress.
ReplyDeleteEMMA: But you already are a world famous authoress.
ReplyDeleteAnytime you stand near Old Knudsen, there is bound to be stainage.
Mistress MJ is constantly battling “yogurt stains”.
What's a modifinil?
ReplyDeleteTROLL: Is your Google machine not working?
ReplyDeleteWhy must I do all the work around here?
Bless.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the complimentary vicodin?
"Let them eat cake" .
ReplyDeleteUh, where are my sox?
ReplyDeleteParty!!!!!!................ Oh, I'm late!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday anyways x
*walks about, flapping baby wipe*
ReplyDeletei made muffins, for restoring sugar levels.
I left early....with an angry scottish gent.....I don't want to say too much...he's quite shy.....
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Where are the complimentary vicodin?
ReplyDeleteUp Old Knudsen’s sporran.
HEFF: "Let them eat cake" .
Did someone mention cake?
XL: Uh, where are my sox?
Up Old Knudsen’s sporran.
ELLIE: Party!!!!!!................ Oh, I'm late!
Happy birthday anyways x
Ellie! Welcome back!
CARNALIS: *walks about, flapping baby wipe*
i made muffins, for restoring sugar levels.
I’m sure Old Knudsen would like a good look at your muff(ins).
MANUEL: I left early....with an angry scottish gent.....I don't want to say too much...he's quite shy.....
A bit of a kilt-lifter, was it?
Were you up Old Knudsen’s sporran too?
I may have to sue for injuries so it would not be wise to say I had a fab time!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your anniversary MJ.
UBERMOUTH: Did you trip over Beast's stinky sleeping bag?
ReplyDeleteAnd what a party it must have been! Sorry I missed it! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteROBYN: Now you tell me!
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