Drop by Infomaniac on Sunday, March 22nd and Monday, March 23rd for...
THE BIG EVENT OF THE SEASON!
RSVP and tell us what you’re bringing.
As the staff of Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, and The Infomaniac Dancers) are busy making preparations, there will be no new posts in the meantime.
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Yay! Second!
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ReplyDeleteKAPI & XL: Everyone's a comedian, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteSo what are you two bringing to the party?
4th!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ!
I am thinking green beer! It is already a little flat, so not so sure how it will taste by Sunday...
I am officially giving my RSVP.
ReplyDeleteMe, myself and I would love to attend.
I shall spend the next few days finding the proper outfit.
Can I assume shoes ARE optional?
**air kisses MJ**
Ms. Boxer
XL: Green beer?
ReplyDeleteIs that the best you can do?
Mistress MJ spends all year entertaining you and all you can manage is flat green beer?
BOXER: Shoes are not required. You may, however, wish to bring a pair of fluffy bunny slippers.
Don't put too much effort into selecting an outfit as your attire will be dictated to you at the door.
Oh, and bring an overnight bag.
I'll visit happily, have to think about the obligatory present besides flowers for the houseboys and hard liquor for the Lady of the Mannor ... will the big glass be there? "Du bist'n babe, ich will dein Badewasser saufen ...", one should never listen to German Sprechgesang ... where's the eraser?
ReplyDeleteOh hello?
ReplyDeleteI would love to attend. I hope my new frock will be ready by then.
Will be bringing my bubbly mood (Champagne) and possibly a date.
I shall be there Miss MJ , with the handmaidens , the hounds from hell(I shall be dog sitting AGAIN) a packet of wet wipes(For those little spills and splatters) and a pair of Old Knudsens underpants (stolen)
ReplyDeleteHomemade ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶i̶̶ ice cream!
ReplyDelete[dumps green beer down drain. cries]
I'm bringing the jello--shots! And also some fried chicken! And chocolate candy for the hostess and staff.
ReplyDelete*Packs bathing suit for swimming in the champagne glass*
I shall bring Black Velvet (that's a mixture of Guinness and Champagne served in a pint pot) and I shall be wearing a dress to match.
ReplyDeleteI will bring a dozen Cadbury's Creme Eggs and some incontinence pads. AND a loofah.
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ReplyDeleteI'm bringing a home made sex toy, dildo attached to a saber saw. Hey I know what I'm doing not like these imbeciles - file down the serrated edges of the saw first - it's so obvious DUH!
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Also my biggest fantasy EVER would be if you could throw a party just like the one in the ace movie Beyond The Valley of the Dolls - I'd be the predatory bitch in the bikini obviously.
I'm bringing a plate of cream cakes and a bevvy of handsome French men. Ooh la la.
ReplyDeleteme
ReplyDeletemy gazongas
Glad Leaf Bag full of Alice fudge (chocolate AND date-nut flavors!)
blue tarps
a republican in a blindfold
a chinese crested dog covered with crisco
road flares
duct tape
rotary buffer
'The Little Mermaid' dvd
...FIRST!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will bring along my troupe of bondage sex dwarves. They aren't much use, but they do come handy as foot stools.
ReplyDeleteI will give you a cocktail recipe that I got from a party I attend to in the Castle of Couberville. Just check my Blog Darling...
ReplyDeleteOh..and since I'm fat as an ox (at least I'm fat in the right Chinese year) I think I will go for a André Leon Talley look...
MAGO: I'll visit happily, have to think about the obligatory present besides flowers for the houseboys and hard liquor for the Lady of the Mannor ... will the big glass be there? "Du bist'n babe, ich will dein Badewasser saufen ...", one should never listen to German Sprechgesang ... where's the eraser?
ReplyDeletePart of your charm is that we don’t understand a word you say.
CYBERPOOF: Oh hello?
I would love to attend. I hope my new frock will be ready by then.
Will be bringing my bubbly mood (Champagne) and possibly a date.
A date?
Did you get lucky with the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?
BEAST: I shall be there Miss MJ , with the handmaidens , the hounds from hell(I shall be dog sitting AGAIN) a packet of wet wipes(For those little spills and splatters) and a pair of Old Knudsens underpants (stolen)
We can only assume that you’ll be wearing Old Knudsen’s underpants on your head.
XL: Homemade ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶i̶̶ ice cream!
ReplyDelete[dumps green beer down drain. cries]
Stop your sobbing.
When you arrive, you’ll see that this is your chance to shine as Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer.
EROS: I'm bringing the jello--shots! And also some fried chicken! And chocolate candy for the hostess and staff.
*Packs bathing suit for swimming in the champagne glass*
Our fellow bitches have informed us that there is a clothing-optional clause just for you.
KAZ: I shall bring Black Velvet (that's a mixture of Guinness and Champagne served in a pint pot) and I shall be wearing a dress to match.
Guinness and champagne?
I’m bathing in it!
SCARLET: I will bring a dozen Cadbury's Creme Eggs and some incontinence pads. AND a loofah.
ReplyDeleteThe incontinence pads are a must.
You’ll see why when you arrive.
EMMA: I'm bringing a home made sex toy, dildo attached to a saber saw. Hey I know what I'm doing not like these imbeciles - file down the serrated edges of the saw first - it's so obvious DUH!
That news report mentions it was a Maryland woman who was injured.
*casts suspicious look at EmmaK*
Also my biggest fantasy EVER would be if you could throw a party just like the one in the ace movie Beyond The Valley of the Dolls - I'd be the predatory bitch in the bikini obviously.
Funny you should mention this as Infomaniac has plans for both a Beyond the Valley of the Dolls party AND a Valley of the Dolls party.
Bring your uppers, your downers and your wig!
BETTY: I'm bringing a plate of cream cakes and a bevvy of handsome French men. Ooh la la.
We’re grateful you’re not bringing Goblin Meat Pudding.
I'm bringing my leopard print bikini if Eros is bring his bathing suit.
ReplyDeleteI shall also bring Action Man Tim and an assortment of Fondant Fancies.
NATIONS: A separate entrance will be provided for your ginormous gazongas.
ReplyDeleteDitch the blue tarp.
Mistress MJ lives in one of the few edifices in this city that isn’t covered in one.
GARFY: I will bring along my troupe of bondage sex dwarves. They aren't much use, but they do come handy as foot stools.
The beauty of midgets is that they stand at about crotch level.
FABULASTIC: I will give you a cocktail recipe that I got from a party I attend to in the Castle of Couberville. Just check my Blog Darling...
I was too distracted by Yul Brynner’s casting couch to notice the Castle.
Oh..and since I'm fat as an ox (at least I'm fat in the right Chinese year) I think I will go for a André Leon Talley look...
You’ll get the red carpet treatment, sweetie darling, as you’re appealing to Mistress MJ’s fat man in a caftan fantasy.
We can only hope that like ALT, you’ll look down your nose at us and criticize our complete lack of fashion sense.
IVD: It is of the utmost importance that you, in particular, drop by on Sunday rather than Monday and we think you know why.
Yes, I do think I might have an inkling as to why Sunday is so important.
ReplyDeleteI'm slightly scared...
I shall check my schedule. Yeah like I have one.
ReplyDeleteIVD: Yes, I do think I might have an inkling as to why Sunday is so important.
ReplyDeleteI'm slightly scared...
Contrary to what goes on in your enormous ego, it’s not all about you, you know.
Thanks for reminding us of your leopard print bikini photo though.
KNUDSEN: I shall check my schedule. Yeah like I have one.
Just make certain you’re wearing underpants that are easily removable (see Beast’s comment) and bring your cap as most certainly a catfight will ensue with Boxer and Mistress MJ for its possession.
Be warned that Boxer, Carnalis, EmmaK or Donn could slip something into your drink if outright seduction doesn’t work on you.
Uh oh, am I the Republican in the blindfold?
ReplyDeleteI'll be there and I'll bring Severus and some hummus.
LEAH: Your hummus is welcome but Republicans will be banished to the shed out back.
ReplyDeleteOccasionally we shall arrange for a Houseboy to drop by with bread and water.
For your entertainment whilst in the shed, we shall tune the radio to the Rush Limbaugh show.
Yum, Rush Limbaugh.
ReplyDeleteI've got manflu so I'll be bringing a big box of tissues. So there could be lots of used ones down your bog.
ReplyDeleteDon't cry XL, I'll bring a crate of "Laughing Monk's Extra Strong" Kellerbier. It's from a Franconian monastery (St. Alfie's Mons Caprae Iucundae) and is saied to work wonders.
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Occasionally you may press your nose against the glass to look in on the festivities.
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: NO, NOT the dreaded MANFLU!
Once one of you gets it, every man gets it.
*sighs*
MAGO: A Franconian monastary?
There are celibate men in Franconia other than you?
A latex body suit for two... and some tiger balm...
ReplyDeletethat should do it...
*checks list twice*
Perogies, lots of koubasa and a vinetarta.
ReplyDeleteAnd my dog, who is an excellent hoover for all the crumbs that will inevitably land on the floor.
*searches through closet for party clothes*
I have a highly infectious sexually transmitted disease which I shall be bringing along - also an extremely intelligent radioactive howler monkey...
ReplyDeleteVOICES: Latex body suits?
ReplyDeleteWe do not want the smell of burning rubber on our blog.
We’ve heard you’re good with “earth moving equipment”.
Shall we put you in charge of heavy machinery?
PONITA: Perogies and lots of koubasa?
We’re not holding a Polish wedding, you realize.
Will your dog get along with Mr. Mutley’s radioactive howler monkey?
MUTLEY: I’m sure your highly infectious STD isn’t something we’ve all had before and have become immune to.
We should all be more concerned with the MANFLU as Geoff has it and I believe YOU are a carrier.
Yay pierogies!!! Do you think I could have just one in my shed with me?
ReplyDeleteI do not believe in that celibate confessions, isn't that all lip-service? The Franconian orgy-season starts with 1st of May when the meadows are dry.
ReplyDeleteman, i hate bringing work home with me... cant i bring some hot lesbians instead?
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Yay pierogies!!! Do you think I could have just one in my shed with me?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think this is?
A hotel?
We do NOT offer room service!
MAGO: I do not believe in that celibate confessions, isn't that all lip-service? The Franconian orgy-season starts with 1st of May when the meadows are dry.
Less chance of grass stains on your lederhosen.
VOICES: man, i hate bringing work home with me... cant i bring some hot lesbians instead?
I was under the impression that hot lesbians are your business.
yes please!
ReplyDeletei usually bring:
new orleans pecan coleslaw
baked gammon
something sweet and gluten-free
.. but i'm guessing this is a different sort of party, so will also bring my *special toy bag* (one never knows when one might need a hank of rope).
Is Knuddie coming with cap???
holy fuckarama.....I'll be able to attend this time....I'm bringing trousers.....for everyone...
ReplyDeleteYou did not mention the Orchestra - what about the music? Will there be the possibility to dance a decent Walzer?
ReplyDeleteThat would be Ukranian... not Polish... harrumpf.
ReplyDelete*slips several perogies under shed door to Leah*
My dog gets along with everyone... She is the Walmart Greeter of the dog world. The monkey could even hitch a ride... she is almost 100 lbs so the monkey on her back would not be a burden.
I'll be wearing nothing but a smile...and hangin' out with Nations. I just gotta see what she is going to do with all of that sh*t!
ReplyDeleteI'll be hammered before I get there and keep that damn cake-lady away from me or there will be an incident!
CARNALIS: Baked gammon or backgammon?
ReplyDeleteExactly WHY do you want to know if Old Knudsen is bringing his cap?
*casts suspicious glance*
MANUEL: holy fuckarama.....
I’m stealing that line.
I'll be able to attend this time....I'm bringing trousers.....for everyone...
Mistress MJ wants you trouserless so that she may use your large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow.
MAGO: You did not mention the Orchestra - what about the music? Will there be the possibility to dance a decent Walzer?
The Infomaniac Orchestra will back up the Vienna Vegetable Orchestra.
Watch for Mistress MJ on carrot flute.
PONITA: That would be Ukranian... not Polish... harrumpf.
The Poles eat both pierogies AND kielbasa.
Where’s Tony to back me up when I need him?
My dog gets along with everyone... She is the Walmart Greeter of the dog world. The monkey could even hitch a ride... she is almost 100 lbs so the monkey on her back would not be a burden.
Even RADIOACTIVE howler monkeys?
Is your dog wearing a HAZMAT suit?
DONN: I'll be wearing nothing but a smile...
Damn you and that matinee idol smile.
It will get you into trouble regardless of whether you’re pantless or not.
...and hangin' out with Nations. I just gotta see what she is going to do with all of that sh*t!
Nations is a troublemaker. My advice is to stay clear.
It looks like she’s already taken the rotary buffer to your teeth!
I'll be hammered before I get there and keep that damn cake-lady away from me or there will be an incident!
Did someone mention cake?
i *will* have that cap. One day.
ReplyDelete"use [Manuel's] large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow"
ReplyDeleteUh, Mistress, I'm NOT going to fluff that!!!
Oh Hai Ponita!
CARNALIS: i *will* have that cap. One day.
ReplyDeleteToday is not your day.
Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
XL: "use [Manuel's] large bouncy Irish arse as a pillow"
Uh, Mistress, I'm NOT going to fluff that!!!
Fortunately, Manuel’s arse has been pre-fluffed to perfection.
Just wait ‘til you see all the other pillows!
Having failed to even enter for the pixie shorts, I shall make this up to you by bringing a big pot of raw fish - enough for everyone to get a good sniff.
ReplyDeleteThought that you'd like to know that I've been over to Vince's and got a supply of Sham Wow to see me through this event
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ISTVANSKI: Having failed to even enter for the pixie shorts, I shall make this up to you by bringing a big pot of raw fish - enough for everyone to get a good sniff.
ReplyDeleteTa. We could use it as filling for fish tacos.
You do like fish tacos, don’t you?
LULU: Thought that you'd like to know that I've been over to Vince's and got a supply of Sham Wow to see me through this event
Can you bring enough ShamWow for everyone?
We were mopping up for hours after the last BIG EVENT.
Boooooooooooooo!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Filthy Friday
***Throws Old Knudsens Underpants and rotting veg at Miss MJ***
BEAST: If you had followed the link I thoughtfully provided, you would have been treated to more than TWO YEARS WORTH of Filthy Fridays.
ReplyDelete*flings damp ShamWow at Beast*
WHY SETTLE FOR REPEATS
ReplyDeleteVISIT BEASTBITE FOR FRESH NEW MAMOUTH HOOTERS , LUMPY LOVE HANDLES and FULLSOME FAGGOTS
BEASTBITES ....BECUASE WE CARE
BEAST: WHY DON'T YOU JUST HIRE A SKYWRITER?
ReplyDeleteOR COMMENT IN NEON FLASHING LIGHTS?
***reveals flashing underpants bearing the legend BEASTBITES A GOB FULL OF GOODNESS
ReplyDeleteBEAST: *cuts off power supply (teensy tiny power cord between Beast's legs) to flashing underpants*
ReplyDelete*laffs as lights fizzle and fade*
I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SURE take that party glass home with ME !
ReplyDeletethank you for the invitation, but miss otis regrets she'll be unable to attend. i of course will be there with champagne and caviar on toast points! ;) xoxo
ReplyDelete(thanks for your support, sugar!)
The only thing I'm bringing is my knife and fork!
ReplyDelete**knocks on door**
ReplyDeleteI'm the one who's always early.
**rings bell**
HEFF: I don't know what to bring, but I'll DAMN SURE take that party glass home with ME !
ReplyDeleteHey, are you bringing the famous Heff Woodometer?
SAVANNAH: thank you for the invitation, but miss otis regrets she'll be unable to attend. i of course will be there with champagne and caviar on toast points! ;)
You just get yourself over here, young lady, toast points or not!
We have some catching up to do!
UBERMOUTH: The only thing I'm bringing is my knife and fork!
You’ll eat from the dog’s dish like everyone else.
BOXER: **knocks on door**
I'm the one who's always early.
**rings bell**
No earlybirds unless you want to do kitchen prep.
i will be wearing KAZ's Black Velvet dress to Match (*hiccup*)...........
ReplyDelete*ding dong**
ReplyDeletestands at door, holding bottle of champagne
**realizes being early isn't cool**
69th!
ReplyDeleteTONY: Let's have a peek under your petticoat.
BOXER: Any minute now...
I just want to know if your house have helicopter landing area or a marina in order to know if I go buy air or sea.
ReplyDeleteI will be bringing:
-a herd of oxen with pink ribbon and laces;
-2 silver plates of quail eggs;
-3 aluminium guillotines with swarosky crystals;
- 4 different tea sets for white tea, black tea, green tea and matcha;
-5 Romanian gypsies with gold teeth;
-6 gallons of Oporto wine;
-7 doves with garlands of dandy-lions, narcissus and camellias;
-8 scuba divers with proper equipment for whale spotting;
-9 trunks of clothe and accessories;
- (and finally) 10 horny midgets with S.M. paraphernalia.
I will be expecting than in my quarters I will have at my disposal:
- a Chef from Marait (that only speaks Tagalog);
- 2 Caspian virgins hairstylists;
- 3 blind Thai masseurs;
- 4 personal trainers (for aerobics, spinning, swimming and nibbling);
- 5 assorted personnel in traditional Tuareg costumes;
- 6 Vienna little singers (or castrati);
- 7 Siamese belly dancers;
- 8 Scandinavian boys to use as decoration;
- 9 twins (just for the fun of having 4 pairs and one odd number)
- and, most importantly, 10 professionals to make sure that there is nothing marked with the number 13 in the area nearby.
I'm sure that you will have no trouble what-so-ever to attend to my requests and hope you enjoy the gifts...
FABULASTIC: Thank you so much for your generous gifts!
ReplyDeleteAnd now for you list of demands…
Instead of Vienna little singers I can offer you a tin of Vienna sausages.
And your request for Scandinavian boys to use as decoration? Have you met our friend CyberPete from Denmark?
and, most importantly, 10 professionals to make sure that there is nothing marked with the number 13 in the area nearby.
Do you suffer from Triskaidekaphobia?
*moves aluminium guillotines with swarosky crystals into the Pink Room*