We can besiege a castle, ride a penny-farthing, play a didgeridoo AND roast your chestnuts on an open fire … all at the same time!
We are The Women of Infomaniac!
We are magnificent!
Stand back, little gurlymen, as we showcase these glorious gals.
Starting with that Mancunian minx, KAZ.
KAZ:
Kaz on vacation (again!) in sunny Spain
KAZ says…
"I'm probably the oldest Infomaniac woman - but I'm certainly not the wisest.
I'm a drinker, an idler and a birder.
I love blues, soul and loud rock music - so why did I choose a jazz fan and a folk singer as my long term significant others?"
Mistress MJ says…
Kaz, would you care to explain that man passed out behind you on the beach?
Were you separated at birth from IVD?
*notes the freakishly bendy fingers, slim figure and penchant for stripey clothing*
Kaz’s maxim is 'Better a weirdo than a wanker'.
FIRST NATIONS:
Ms. Nations says…
here's your damn blurb about me. firstnations. y'all come back now, y' hear?
[ed.note: Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme]…
'Come and listen to a story about a muk named First
A poor something something, something something rhymes with 'First',
Then one day she was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a vast evil entity fully fifteen feet in height,
adorned with hideous tentacles which writhed and pulsated, swollen with
foul, barely-seen ichors, an entity which filled the atmosphere with
an intolerable and unearthly stench.
Cthulhu, that is. Risen from his death-sleep. In R'lyeh.
Well the first thing you know Muk's met a biker bear,
Biker said 'Muk, lets move away from here'
Said 'Sunny Sumas is the place we ought to be'
So she loaded up her copy of 'At the Mountains of Madness' and moved
to Washington.
State, that is.
Swimmin pools, movie stars. Nyarlathotep. Elder gods.
Mistress MJ says…
Lost in the woods or stranded on a desert island? You’ll want Ms. Nations by your side. The bitch has accomplished 52 of the 101 Life Skills, outnumbering all the other Women of Infomaniac AND all of you so-called men.
What Ms. Nations fails to mention is that she has the biggest gazongas of all The Women of Infomaniac. Massive mammaries. Great heaving milk jugs designed to feed the Canadian Army, should we choose to invade.
BETTY:
Betty says…
"My name is Betty. I have poor social skills and no charisma. Therefore I blog."
Mistress MJ says…
But that’s not all! According to Betty’s Blogger Profile, her interests include: apathy, work avoidance, lack of teamwork skills, not being a people person, surliness, and petty grievances.
ANONYMOUS BOXER:
Boxer says…
“The MJ v. Boxer Story:
I followed MJ from Old K's blog because I needed to know more about the woman who was competing for the Old Man's Cap. After months of stalking, I realized if you can't beat 'em, join 'em and I signed on to be one of the many Women of Infomaniac.
The coveted cap
We worked out an epic custody agreement regarding Old K's Blog, Cap and any other women who attempted to cross our collectjve paths. What was once a battle for the Man of our Dreams turned into a happy truce. Once I had accepted this, I was able to accept Infomaniac into my life. Praise the Lord and pass the bottle.
And despite that many think I'm male (can't imagine why a picture of dog, boxing wouldn't be female) I live in Seattle, WA and own a small business. I do box and I like to make videos, but only when I use my small dogs as stars.”
Mistress MJ says…
The woman is clearly delusional if she thinks I’m sharing Old Knudsen.
MISS SCARLET:
Miss Scarlet says ...
“Still looking for Colonel Mustard... or a professional with big plums will do”...
Mistress MJ says…
Let us add that Miss Scarlet is from East Sussex in England and enjoys staying at home to lick her Smeg.
SAVANNAH:
Savannah says…
“savannah is mad, bad and dangerous to know. she's a hard drinking, hard living, all around party girl with naturally curly hair!”
Mistress MJ says…
In summary: A southern strumpet from Savannah, Georgia.
We would also like to point out that Savannah and Mistress MJ were separated at birth.
LEAH:
Leah says…
"Leah is a housewife who has been whining about, but not actually finishing, her doctoral dissertation for the past 24 months. This is because the Hogwarts dungeons where she lives with Severus Snape are chilly and dimly lit, so that her eyesight is failing and her fingers are now too numb to type. Not because she is lazy or likes to goof off."
Mistress MJ says…
Leah has abandoned her dissertation in favour of writing an upcoming review on The Penis Book for us.
We would also like to mention a few fave quotes from her 100 Things About Me post…
"My boobs are the absolute bane of my existence."
"I like to apply very expensive scented lotion to my decolletage."
"I love prescription tranquilizers."
RANDOM CHICK:
Random Chick says…
“Random Chick lives near San Francisco, California and loves to write stupid poems, like the one about her butt probe. She can often be spotted out and about in her stylish hat but be careful because she randomly grabs strange beverages and licks them. Random Chick stumbled up on Infomaniac through a fellow blogger and immediately was hooked after reading "Celebrity Arse," "Fag, Hag, and the Odd Slag Dating Service," and the posts where Mistress MJ was kidnapped by the Yakuza then toured the galaxy in a TARDIS. The refined humor is what keeps her coming back.”
Mistress MJ says…
Thank you for bringing Celebrity Arse to our attention. It appears that we haven’t posted a Celebrity Arse since June! Mistress MJ is em-bare-assed to admit that she’s misplaced her list of Celebrity Arse requests. Did you put in a request, Random Chick?
PONITA:
Ponita says…
“Hailing from the land of perpetual wind and giant mosquitoes [ed.note: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada], not to mention Siberian-like winter temperatures and short men, Ponita is a true Viking warrior woman who was a (distant) second to First Nation's first in 101 Life Skills. Hoo-Rah to the women for smokin' the guys on that list! Nations can do everything on that list, but Ponita has the knowledge and/or experience to perform just over 40 of said items.
A buxom and leggy Prairie girl, Ponita grew up traversing our great country as an Air Force brat. The gypsy blood instilled in childhood set her up for the adventures of continued traipsing across Canada and the USA as an adult. She can pack an entire household in less than a week and load a 22' truck in a couple of hours.
Ponita resides in her own house with Slobber dog, That Damn Cat and BB, the wonderously magic Hairball Dispenser. Her days are spent nursing the ill, wiping dog spit off every object in the house and cleaning up hairballs, both fresh and regurgitated. For additonal excitement, she heads to the barn to visit Thunder the Wonder Pony, wearer of the Giant Underpants.
A shamless flirt, Ponita has been blogging since the spring of '08 and has amassed a loyal following of seven. She enjoys blogging, twittering and hanging out with her Cowgirl Mafia girlfriends at the Olive Garden, gorging on breadsticks and yakking the evenings away. Having experienced the pitfalls of fishing for a man in the shark infested ponds that populate Cyberspace, she is now content to lean her fishing pole against a wall and forget about casting her line in those turbulent waters.”
Mistress MJ says…
Don’t mess with a Viking chick.
EMMAK:
EmmaK ogling a colored cock at a Viennese private view
EmmaK says…
“A robust Austrian with a fetish for kinky boots (see pic), EmmaK enjoys man eating, eating man meat, as well as painting on men (see attached pic).Her ambitions are world domination and her greatest joy would be to see ABBA reform or to see Old Knudson in Playgirl. She loves Infomaniac for its shocking lack of political correctness and the ability to shock a woman even of her sluttish sensibilities.”
Mistress MJ says…
EmmaK currently calls Baltimore home. Baltimore is also known as “Charm City” and “Hairdo Capital of the World.” As Baltimore’s own great son John Waters said, "It's the place where all the southern hillbillies on their way to the north ran out of gas --and decided to stay...".
We have it on good authority that EmmaK is a bit of a goer.
DAISY:
Daisy says…
okay...about me? not much interesting...
i'm a child protection investigator but i don't do my job as a cop and don't do it just for the paycheck
i quilt for those i love
i love my dogs...if i didn't they would surely be dead by now
i'm a vicious flirt...but mean no harm
i love being italian, except when straightening my hair in the morning
my eyes change from blue to green depending on my mood
i'm not really nervous meeting people for the first time except Electro Kevin and he got me at a loss for words...really he did...and i don't know why
I HATE LIMA BEANS!
i'm a joker, i'm a smoker, and i used to be a toker
i find myself equally comfortable in jeans and tennis shoes as i do dressed to the nines, which people tell me is odd
I ALWAYS SIT UP STRAIGHT!
i have always touch typed and wear out the letters on all my keyboards regulary where normal people cannot use them after me (that can be a good thing)
i love deeply and leave quickly...
People tell me their deepest darkest secrets even when i don't want to know them...um...even in the damn grocery store when i don't know them full stop
i have one son, one husband, one boyfriend and 3 dogs...guess which i like most
I HATE LAWYERS! but love to testify in court
i cannot abide lies...and yes the husband knows about the boyfriend and the boyfriend knows about the husband and we have all been out together more than once...no shit i just don't lie about it.
i wear a lot of black...pants, skirts; and a lot of purple shirts, blouses, sweaters
purple is my favorite colour, has been even before it was popular
Mistress MJ says…
Zzzzz. You’re right. There wasn’t much interesting there at all. No, not even that bit about your three-way with your husband and your boyfriend. No, nothing at all of interest. HELLO!
UBERMOUTH:
Ubermouth says…
Dear Fellow She-Bitch,
I am a wonderful woman of Infomaniac- I AM!
I am from Surrey, England-although, I grew up in Canada,if we're getting technical-but I AM an English rose [ed.note: removal here of line Ubermouth told me not to print] <------------------Don't print that. My interests- reading, films, dancing, music and bringing certain men down a peg or two. I love Infomaniac because I recognize a fellow bitch and blog whore in you. Isn't it amazing how men love bitches like us? It's kind of sad that some women waste so much time being 'nice' to them,having not figured this out. Back to sycophanty---------->Your blog is only one of a couple which makes me laugh.
I have sent you both my pic and av, to give you a choice. I don't care which one you use but I had better not find an ugly, saggy breasted woman attached to my face.
You're just enough of a cow to do that too, aren't you? :)
Mistress MJ says…
Whatever are you on about?
ROBYN:
Robyn says.
“Well...I am loyal to a fault, I am very passionate, I have beat cancer not once but 2x's, I love my family and friends! I worked since I was 14 so no slouch! I live in Sacramento,CA. I love scrapbooking, traveling, writing, photography, working out (and yes that includes lots of sex...lol)!
And I just love you because you are one Sassy bitch!”
Mistress MJ says…
You dirty scrapbooking bitch, you. We know your type.
PEEVISH:
Peevish says…
I've been a faithful Infomaniac reader, but a lackadaisical commenter for well over a year now. I enjoy your forays into smut and love reading the comments from the assemblage of motley characters that also find fulfillment here. A bit about me, well, can only be a bit, as I enjoy my anonymity. What you can know is this: I'm a 38 year old American woman, who loves all things chocolate and Duran Duran in equal measure. I've been married to the World's Cheapest Man for 18 years and have one wee earth angel - Miss Peanut. I speak English, French, and enough Spanish to get me satisfactorily laid and fed in South and/or Central America, should that opportunity ever present itself. Here's a photo, but you'll have to pardon the cheesy thumbs-up.
Mistress MJ says…
Move to South America and hook up with a man who appreciates your smart and stylish self. Or send the cheap-ass husband to Mistress MJ for training. She’ll soon have him emptying his wallet and handing over the credit cards to you.
CARNALIS:
Carnalis says...
"Buried in the english countryside with small boys and a raging libido, carnalis bakes away her frustrations, and, with the help of a collection of sex toys (flesh and otherwise), keeps herself busy and flushed.
The reason i like infomaniac? .. 'cos i have a secret crush on MJ, and a not-so-secret lust for Old Knudsen."
Mistress MJ says...
Did someone leave the window open? Is there a cold draft in here?
And finally, here’s your hostess, Mistress MJ herself…
Swingin’
Bow down and worship us, O Men of Infomaniac.
First!
ReplyDeleteMeh, I've seen better
MAIDY: Bitch where have you BEEN?
ReplyDeleteYou were on last year’s list but you didn’t respond to our Calling All Women post earlier this week and you haven’t commented in who knows how long.
And where is your blog?
BITCHES: For those of you who don’t know Maidy, she’s a longtime Infomaniac bitch who SHOULD be on this list.
I would have been first, but I had to re-read Miss Daisy's section. Several times.
ReplyDeleteI think Infomaniac should hold an International Straight Men's Day.
ReplyDeleteI mean, there's got to be some?
Hi MJ..
ReplyDeletelong time lurker first time commentor...
what a fabulous tribute to this eclectic bevy of beautiful, smart, hilarious, broads.
I am giving you a standing ovation
*actually stands and claps..honest
If you ever do decide to pay homage to the visible minority that Kapitano mentioned let me know. (btw how many oopseys are you allowed to have had during your formative years to still be considered straight?)
Once again, congratulations to all these fabulous Ladies who enrich our lives out here in the best super-connector site in the blogosphere.
XX OO
Oopseys, Donn? Have you made forays to the other side? Were mind altering substances involved? Do tell!
ReplyDeleteActually, I think MJ should do a Men of Infomaniac post as well - all of you, whether straight or gurlieman. Would be just as entertaining as this bountiful bevy of buxom (or not) broads. ;-)
Holy cow, cancel the Playboy subscription. Nice sex swing MJ.
ReplyDeleteTHAT
ReplyDeleteTHAT
Dude looked like a la-dy!
Separated from IVD at birth?
ReplyDeletePerhaps I'm his mother - my memory isn't what it was.
Do you think that bloke on the beach could be the father?
What Kapitano said.
ReplyDeleteoh and DAISY said
I HATE LIMA BEANS!
Who doesn't!?!
a fine flock, indeed.
ReplyDeleteam i the only one who got her bits out??
*blush*
well, now you know what to expect from me ...
Hats off to the super-fly Women of Infomaniac!
ReplyDelete@Carnalis--I had my bits out, but chickened out. You're the brave one--I doff my cap especially to you and your bits!!!! Rock n' roll!!!!
And to anyone who reads this, I'm plugging my Hand-knit sock contest, do check it out all you funny funny people.
Love it! Will read it properly when I get back!
ReplyDeleteSx
XL: I would have been first, but I had to re-read Miss Daisy's section. Several times.
ReplyDeleteWell now you know the reason why the letters on her keyboard are worn out.
KAPI: I think Infomaniac should hold an International Straight Men's Day.
I mean, there's got to be some?
Well, for starters there’s Old Knudsen. But does that one time in the Navy count?
I got my "bits" out ... what? My gloves don't count?
ReplyDeleteHappy Day to all women make up the Women of Infomanic and that includes our swingin' Mistress.... MJ!!
And, we ARE sharing Old K, just ask him.
**pulls out Peace Treaty and points to article 2.100**
BOXER: Don't make me put my opera gloves on.
ReplyDeleteDONN: Hi MJ..
ReplyDeletelong time lurker first time commentor...
That explains the hot poutine-scented breath I felt breathing down my neck.
what a fabulous tribute to this eclectic bevy of beautiful, smart, hilarious, broads.
I am giving you a standing ovation
*actually stands and claps..honest
What’s that? You have the clap?
There’s ointment for that nowadays, you know.
If you ever do decide to pay homage to the visible minority that Kapitano mentioned let me know.
We are indeed planning a tribute to THE MEN OF INFOMANIAC but sexual orientation doesn’t factor into it since you’re all a bit poofy regardless.
(btw how many oopseys are you allowed to have had during your formative years to still be considered straight?)
Don’t give it a second thought. You’re as straight as they come. No self-respecting gay man would be caught dead in that red bow tie of yours.
PONITA: Actually, I think MJ should do a Men of Infomaniac post as well
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac has long been considering a MEN OF INFOMANIAC post.
We’ll keep you abreast.
AWKWARD: Holy cow, cancel the Playboy subscription. Nice sex swing MJ.
Not so nice when you get a splinter!
DONN: THAT
THAT
Dude looked like a la-dy!
We hope you treated her like one.
KAZ: Separated from IVD at birth?
ReplyDeletePerhaps I'm his mother - my memory isn't what it was.
Do you think that bloke on the beach could be the father?
You would have remembered IVD’s ghastly pale, long spindly legs emerging from your love canal.
CYBERPOOF: What Kapitano said.
We’ll be holding a MEN OF INFOMANIAC day but we’re not going about the onerous task of sorting the straights from the gays when, after all, you’re all just a little bit poofy.
CARNALIS: a fine flock, indeed.
ReplyDeleteam i the only one who got her bits out??
The women here are not as open as the men about getting their bits out.
We applaud you!
LEAH: And to anyone who reads this, I'm plugging my Hand-knit sock contest, do check it out all you funny funny people.
Old Knudsen needs a new sock to affix to his bedpost.
Otherwise he uses the curtains to wipe his knob.
SCARLET: Love it! Will read it properly when I get back!
Have fun flashing your knickers at the folk of Lyme Regis!
I'm just a little poofy ?
ReplyDeleteI think I'm insulted.
CYBERPOOF: You're the poofiest poofter in Poofdom!
ReplyDeleteYou're so poofy we need a separate sexual orientation category just for you.
You're so poofy you've broken the Poofometer!
**reads all bios and makes notes about who's after Old K.**
ReplyDeleteAdds EmmaK.
I arrived here with great trepidition ,given your threats.
ReplyDeleteBut after seeing how hot you are I may have to administer mine,anyway!
* It's nice to see a woman celebrating and promoting other women, MJ. Well done!
BOXER: **reads all bios and makes notes about who's after Old K.**
ReplyDeleteAdds EmmaK.
EmmaK is a man-eater.
You’ll have to keep your eye on her.
UBERMOUTH: * It's nice to see a woman celebrating and promoting other women, MJ. Well done!
Thank you but take note that I didn’t call any of them “ladies”.
Thank you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that was a bit much though. I'm not THAT poofy
CYBERPOOF: I'm not THAT poofy
ReplyDelete*takes stock of contents of CyberPoof’s apartment*
Lipstick, mascara, nail varnish, glitter, pink pumps, hair removal gels, hair barrettes, perfume, Pierre et Gilles prints, Kylie Minogue’s entire body of work*
Yes. Yes you ARE that poofy.
I've been listening to the Pet Shop Boys today so I'm no Ted Nugent (the ultimate heterosexual man).
ReplyDeleteI don't think you're a bitch, MJ.
congratulations and drinks to all ya'll! ah am honored to be named A Woman of Infomaniac!
ReplyDeletexoxoxox
GEOFF: I've been listening to the Pet Shop Boys today so I'm no Ted Nugent (the ultimate heterosexual man).
ReplyDeleteWe take it you won’t be attending the Ted Nugent Porkslam?
SAVANNAH: congratulations and drinks to all ya'll! ah am honored to be named A Woman of Infomaniac!
Thanks for getting the first round!
You’re a welcome ray of southern hospitality.
Nugent's Porkslam mentions WhackMasters and WhackMistresses. Ted fits right in here at Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteI don't have Kylie Minogues entire body of work
I am on my knees already...
ReplyDeleteBowing...
Lovely bunch. :-)
XL: Nugent's Porkslam mentions WhackMasters and WhackMistresses. Ted fits right in here at Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping someone would notice that.
From now on, you may refer to me as your WhackMistress.
CYBERPOOF: I don't have Kylie Minogues entire body of work
You have her CDs, her DVDs, and her perfume.
AND you want her to adopt you.
I think that alone has POOF written all over it, don’t you?
FAMULUS: I am on my knees already...
And you will remain there for the rest of the day.
I don't have all her CDs.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, she should adopt me
I want First Nations and Daisy to Co-adopt me.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that say about me ??
Looking at the swing shot .Are you holding your gut in ???
Tchah! 6 out of 10...
ReplyDeleteNot enough nudity!
.cant be Real Womwn .they dont have staples in their Navels....
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I don't have all her CDs.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, she should adopt me
It would never work out.
She’d have to fight you for the bathroom mirror every morning.
BEAST: I want First Nations and Daisy to Co-adopt me.
What does that say about me ??
It says you want a mummy who can make you a proper curry (unlike Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry) that doesn’t give you explosive diarrhea.
Looking at the swing shot .Are you holding your gut in ???
No but my hips look like they’re about to explode at any second.
MUTLEY: Not enough nudity!
And will Mr. Mutley be going full-frontal for the upcoming Men of Infomaniac issue?
TONY: cant be Real Womwn .they dont have staples in their Navels
Nor any airbrushing.
Worship, we definitely do. What else can men do for women?
ReplyDeleteMen can do a lot for women. Adoring and worship is nice for some time, but sometimes a warship can come handy ...
ReplyDeleteA wild bunch, definitely! All and each worth a bow!
WW: Worship, we definitely do. What else can men do for women?
ReplyDeleteFor starters, you can move our stoves and refrigerators and clean behind them.
MAGO: Men can do a lot for women. Adoring and worship is nice for some time, but sometimes a warship can come handy ...
Are you offering us your battering ram?
Or your custard cannon?
HMS UNICORN is docked. Or is it anchored?
ReplyDeleteI can think of a few things that men can do for women, but those haven't been in my realm of experience in recent times.
ReplyDeleteMago, what port are you docked in? Hmmmm?
What a lovely and stimulating post! These women are certainly feisty, fun, and fashion forward (or just plain forward)!
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to pay, play, or pray with this bunch. Cheers for the Bad ass Women of Infomaniac!
Toot! Toot! Hey! Beep! Beep!
We could always get two mirrors. That idea might not have made it to Canada yet but it's very popular here.
ReplyDeleteOh well.
Where is rodays post anyway?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: HMS UNICORN is docked. Or is it anchored?
ReplyDeleteOh, hello sailor.
PONITA: I can think of a few things that men can do for women, but those haven't been in my realm of experience in recent times.
Have you considered signing up with our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?
EROS: I don't know whether to pay, play, or pray with this bunch.
Just send more nude pics, please.
CYBERPOOF: We could always get two mirrors. That idea might not have made it to Canada yet but it's very popular here.
We don’t even have indoor plumbing in Canada yet.
Where is rodays post anyway?
‘Rodays post?’ Why are you talking like Scooby Doo?
You can damn well wait ‘til Wednesday for a new post and take the time to fully appreciate each of these fine women.
On Wednesday your patience will be rewarded with another Teen Angst Competition.
I don't know MJ I'm not that much of a goer - I tend to be tucked up in bed by ten most nights. I'm all mouth and no trousers really (US translation: full of shit).
ReplyDeleteI hope I haven't caused a scuffle in the barnyard here. Boxer and MJ I fully respect your right to mate with the big cock around here Old Knudsen. But I think I have every right to fantasize. Just thinking what his tweedy filthy old jacket must smell like: a mixture of pigeon droppings, decades old Guiness, tobacco and cheap whisky has me panting like an asmathic and reaching for the nearest big carrot.
Wow! We are so hawt!
ReplyDeleteEMMA: I'm all mouth and no trousers
ReplyDelete*ignores translation and puts own spin upon it*
Many a man’s dream woman, then.
a mixture of pigeon droppings, decades old Guiness, tobacco and cheap whisky has me panting like an asmathic and reaching for the nearest big carrot.
There you have it. Like I said, a bit of a goer.
Old Knudsen will never be yours.
RANDOM: Ouch! I burned myself!
Rooby-rooby doo!
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a reason why I don't live in Canada, besides the atrocious weather.
Wow I can hardly wait not to win (yet) again.
I think I'm in love with carnalis.
ReplyDeleteDAMN.
BTW, my celebrity arse request was RYAN REYNOLDS!!! I haven't forgotten!
ReplyDelete*blush*
ReplyDeleteso was this a dating service post?!?!?
ReplyDeleteWhat Ms. Nations fails to mention is that she has the biggest gazongas of all The Women of Infomaniac. Massive mammaries. Great heaving milk jugs designed to feed the Canadian Army, should we choose to invade.
ReplyDeleteWhat bigger than Tata's mams? Photographic proof will be required.
Meh, I've given up on dating services of any kind for now. Just a royal pain in the ass....
ReplyDeleteoh dear... I'm out for some days in a marvelous week-end by the sea and I return to find this...
ReplyDeleteI need some Veuve Clicquot, Lexotan and kleenex... because I simply don't know if I ought to laught or cry...
well that is quite the posse you have there!!
ReplyDeletehow awesome are they? seriously??
Wow, I'm honored to be in with such a sexy bunch!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I knew there was a reason why I don't live in Canada, besides the atrocious weather.
ReplyDeleteIt’s best that there’s an ocean between us.
NATIONS: I think I'm in love with carnalis.
DAMN.
I saw her first.
RANDOM: BTW, my celebrity arse request was RYAN REYNOLDS!!! I haven't forgotten!
It’s all coming back to me.
I wasted half an hour I’ll never get back looking for Ryan Reynold’s butt.
*makes note to try again but not to remind people about Celebrity Arse*
CARNALIS: *blush*
A lovely rosy pink, I see.
VOICES: so was this a dating service post?!?!?
It’s taking on a peculiar life of its own, isn’t it?
CONNIE: What bigger than Tata's mams? Photographic proof will be required.
ReplyDeleteTell that bitch to send me a photo.
And didn’t she read our Calling all Women post so she could be included here too?
Although she never comments here anymore so I’m assuming she isn’t reading either.
Harumph.
PONITA: Meh, I've given up on dating services of any kind for now. Just a royal pain in the ass....
You just haven’t met the right Viking dude.
FABULASTIC: oh dear... I'm out for some days in a marvelous week-end by the sea and I return to find this...
I need some Veuve Clicquot, Lexotan and kleenex... because I simply don't know if I ought to laught or cry...
You said on your blog you were only going to be gone a few moments!
Anyway, you don’t need to laugh or cry.
Simply to fall on your knees in worship.
CHER: well that is quite the posse you have there!!
how awesome are they? seriously??
Why isn’t your awesomeness represented here?
Did you not read the instructions on our Calling all Women post?
PEEVISH: Wow, I'm honored to be in with such a sexy bunch!
You’re a hot little number yourself.
Should I have published that photo of you with your blouse unbuttoned?
You should write a book with all these "characters" and call it The Divine Secrets of the Hoo-Ha Sisterhood.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That was fun! Great post MJ!
ReplyDeleteI think I just caught an STD in this line up!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else itchy here?
unfortunately, i never learned to read :(
ReplyDeleteI have photos of Ryan Reynolds arse if you need some MJ. Just say the word. Can email them when I get home in 9-10 hours.
ReplyDeleteYes we must have an ocean between us. Imagine if we ever got together? God help all of us.
UBERMOUTH: Yes I itch, but that is a whole other story...
ReplyDeleteSeeing this bunch of hotties just brings back the memories and that then makes the rash flare up once again... Most unpleasant.
But soooooooooooo worth it. :-)
fammy has a rash?? i hope he declares it at customs next to he comes over here.
ReplyDeletere: large jugs. More than a handful is a waste.
DONN: You should write a book with all these "characters" and call it The Divine Secrets of the Hoo-Ha Sisterhood.
ReplyDelete"Hoo-ah!" We can get Al Pacino to do the narration when we sell the movie rights.
ROBYN: LMAO! That was fun! Great post MJ!
Ta, Robyn!
UBERMOUTH: I think I just caught an STD in this line up!
Anyone else itchy here?
You’re not supposed to get that close to the screen.
CHER: unfortunately, i never learned to read :(
We’ll act it out using sock puppets for you next time, shall we?
CYBERPOOF: I have photos of Ryan Reynolds arse if you need some MJ.
ReplyDeleteI managed to find several good arse shots yesterday but send them anyway and we’ll give Random Chick a nice treat.
FAMULUS: Seeing this bunch of hotties just brings back the memories and that then makes the rash flare up once again... Most unpleasant.
But soooooooooooo worth it. :-)
That ointment I gave you from Old Knudsen wasn’t past its sell-by date, was it?
CARNALIS: fammy has a rash?? i hope he declares it at customs next to he comes over here.
Fammy’s rash has its own passport.
re: large jugs. More than a handful is a waste.
Perhaps a course in waste management is in order?
For some reason, I was expecting a cake-fart reference in here somewhere.
ReplyDeleteoooh good plan. i actually have a sock puppet. well sort of. it's a little guy named Handy, and he doesn't really have a sock per say. he looks a bit like Finnegan naked.
ReplyDeleteHEFF: For some reason, I was expecting a cake-fart reference in here somewhere.
ReplyDeleteHere ya go, Heff.
We wouldn’t want you to walk away disappointed.
CHER: oooh good plan. i actually have a sock puppet. well sort of. it's a little guy named Handy, and he doesn't really have a sock per say. he looks a bit like Finnegan naked.
I am quite certain that a naked Finnegan violates the CRTC regulations.
Did The WhackMistress mention one of these?
ReplyDeleteXL: Tee hee hee.
ReplyDeleteThis pic pleases the WhackMistress.
You may revert to calling me Mistress, if you wish.
What fun! I expected more nudity.
ReplyDeleteThe HMS Unicorn, was that the best Mago could do? What's he smokin' over? I'd rather mount a giant gerbil. :)
Later,
Prx
PROXIMA: Mago is busy manning his torpedo.
ReplyDelete