Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...
(click pic to further humiliate the mystery teen)
In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will ask one lucky Infomaniac bitch (volunteers, anyone?) to reach beneath her bustle where she has concealed the names of potential winners on tiny slips of paper. He or she will present the selected slip of paper to Mistress MJ who will announce the winner asap.
We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.
Were you a troubled teen?
Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense require an intervention?
Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?
Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)
Note: Contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) on Wednesday, March 25th. For you UK readers, that’s 4:00 am on Thursday, March 26th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.
1st!
ReplyDeletedammit...
ReplyDeletecrap.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: How do you think the mystery teen is going to feel when he sees "dammit" and "crap"?
ReplyDeleteThe poor sod.
peep!
ReplyDeleteXL: Yeah, yeah, I noticed your firsties.
ReplyDeleteNow for heaven's sake, would someone make an educated guess?
I want it to be Donn so I'm gonna say Donn, check out the size of that package.
ReplyDeleteI was only Petulant because of all the cabbage I ate.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: I want it to be Donn so I'm gonna say Donn, check out the size of that package.
ReplyDeleteI know!
Has he got an eel stuffed down his shorts?
I was only Petulant because of all the cabbage I ate.
Your farts will smell like Manuel’s.
I think it is Eros...
ReplyDeleteNice socks. The red would make you think of Donn but the hair is too light. And that is not Lake Winnipeg... I think.
Eros... definitely Eros... maybe... I think...
Whatever! That's my final answer.
Garfer?
ReplyDeleteI have no clue what Garfer looks like but I bet he's got a big package.
Why would you want to wear socks on the beach?
I am going to guess at Old Knudsen , with that Bay City Rollers haircut and huge package its got to be him
ReplyDeleteWell, red socks were all the rage in England at some point... we were all wearing them... even with our bikinis.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm clueless[ish] as usual...
Sx
i forgot it was a contest, sugar! sigh
ReplyDeletei say it's cyberpete
It's definately not Ponita - boobs not big enough, not even at that age!
ReplyDelete;-P
PS - belated Happy 3rd!
ReplyDeletePONITA: I think it is Eros...
ReplyDeleteNice socks. The red would make you think of Donn but the hair is too light. And that is not Lake Winnipeg... I think.
Eros... definitely Eros... maybe... I think...
Whatever! That's my final answer.
What makes you think it’s not Lake Winnipeg?
Just because it’s not frozen over?
CYBERPOOF: Garfer?
I have no clue what Garfer looks like but I bet he's got a big package.
No one knows for certain what Garfer looks like but he gives the impression of having a big package.
Why would you want to wear socks on the beach?
Miss Scarlet says it was all the rage in England.
But we don’t know where this fella is from.
Not Lake Winnipeg, according to Ponita.
BEAST: I am going to guess at Old Knudsen , with that Bay City Rollers haircut and huge package its got to be him
While it’s true that Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection”, Viagra hadn’t been invented when this photo was taken.
SCARLET: Well, red socks were all the rage in England at some point... we were all wearing them... even with our bikinis.
ReplyDeleteRed socks all the rage in England?
Amongst which subculture?
Mods, Rockers or Teddy Boys?
But I'm clueless[ish] as usual...
But you guessed Ms. Nations correctly! It’s just that you didn’t win in the tiebreaker.
G’won. Have a go.
SAVANNAH: i forgot it was a contest, sugar! Sigh
Well you’ve had a lot on your mind.
i say it's cyberpete
But CyberPoof doesn’t have a big package.
ISTVANSKI: It's definately not Ponita - boobs not big enough, not even at that age!
And I don’t think Ponita has a package…to the best of our knowledge.
PS - belated Happy 3rd!
Ta, Istavanski. You were missed at the party but we saved you some cake.
Mr Beastie then. Or Mr Swings???
ReplyDeleteIt's the red socks... very Adrian Mole.
Sx
It is Donn!
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: Mr Beastie then. Or Mr Swings???
ReplyDeleteIt's the red socks... very Adrian Mole.
We remind you that you are only allowed one guess.
So who’s it going to be?
Mr. Beastie? Or Mr. Swings?
EMMA: It is Donn!
One makes assumptions that if one is wearing red socks one must also be wearing a red bowtie.
@ MJ: Exactly... and it will stay frozen forever now as we have received several cms of fresh snow with more on the way... if that was Donn, his nipples would be sharp enough to cut glass and his package would have retreated back into his belly for warmth.
ReplyDelete@ Istvanski: No, I do not have a package... I do have a rack, however, and it is a rather nice one... ;-P
I'm guessing Tickers! I was going to say Piggy, but the person in the foto seems tall.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Mr Beastie, obviously a time before he discovered the possibilities of bananas.
ReplyDeleteSx
He looks far too innocent for Garfer or Beast.
ReplyDeleteDonn is too dark and we know what Pete looks like.
What about xl?
CyberPete standing in front of mare Danicum.
ReplyDelete"Beneath the Mistress' bustle" ... au-dessous de votre tournure ... hmhm, you just hold these contest to become grabbled by volunteers, confess!
PONITA: I do have a rack, however, and it is a rather nice one.
ReplyDeleteWe can all see you flaunting it so no need to repeat the obvious.
EROS: I'm guessing Tickers! I was going to say Piggy, but the person in the foto seems tall.
He is a long drink of water, as they say.
With a big garden hose!
SCARLET: I'll go with Mr Beastie, obviously a time before he discovered the possibilities of bananas.
What do you suppose caused Mr. Beastie to turn himself into a human fruit basket?
KAZ: He looks far too innocent for Garfer or Beast.
Donn is too dark and we know what Pete looks like.
What about xl?
A package like that and you say he’s innocent?
Not for long!
MAGO: CyberPete standing in front of mare Danicum.
Is that an imaginary body of water in Franconia?
"Beneath the Mistress' bustle" ... au-dessous de votre tournure ... hmhm, you just hold these contest to become grabbled by volunteers, confess!
Shush.
You know you want to.
my second day of apologizing......
ReplyDeleteIt's Manuel.
It's the Ostsee. No beaches in Franconia.
ReplyDelete" ... grab your beaches, shake your tree ..."? You have a krinoline?
BOXER: my second day of apologizing......
ReplyDeleteIt's Manuel.
How can you tell without seeing his arse?
MAGO: It's the Ostsee. No beaches in Franconia.
No Franconian surfer boys?
" ... grab your beaches, shake your tree ..."? You have a krinoline?
Crinolines, petticoats…
Franconian surfer boys can be found at the Baggersee - these artificial lakes, dug outs, where sand or gravel was mined - they stand on their boards and look lost. The typical Franconian surfer career lasts from Sunday afternoon 2 to 3, then it's Weißbier again.
ReplyDeleteCul de Paris too?
I've got no idea who he is but he's just so sweet!
ReplyDeleteDo you have his phone number? Or if he's straight and married...do you have his phone number anyway?
I'm going to say it's Tickersoid again, on the grounds that (a) it wasn't him last time so that increases the chance it's him this time and (b) the hair's about right.
Oi! Don't be spreading incorrect rumours!
ReplyDeleteAgain, I'm opting out. I can't too greedy with the prizes I suppose...
ReplyDeleteAnd MJ, I've posted a book review here. Hope you enjoy!
That would be "I can't be too greedy"...typing fast...feeling guilty about messing about online...figure if I type fast, it won't count...
ReplyDeleteIt's Mr. E. Swings a few decades before his infamous seaside pose in which he was wearing only a cowboy hat & boots and strategically draping the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts over his long, lean, muscular, glistening, nekked body.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Cul de Paris?
ReplyDeleteMais oui!
KAPI: I've got no idea who he is but he's just so sweet!
Tee hee.
Do you have his phone number? Or if he's straight and married...do you have his phone number anyway?
Perhaps the pair of you can swap emails when the winner is announced.
Don’t get your hopes up though.
I'm going to say it's Tickersoid again, on the grounds that (a) it wasn't him last time so that increases the chance it's him this time and (b) the hair's about right.
But he’s not wearing a basket of fruit on his head.
CYBERPOOF: Oi! Don't be spreading incorrect rumours!
Whatever do you mean?
LEAH: “The Penis Book” review?
I’ll be right over!
DONN: It's Mr. E. Swings a few decades before his infamous seaside pose in which he was wearing only a cowboy hat & boots and strategically draping the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts over his long, lean, muscular, glistening, nekked body.
You sound just a little TOO enthused.
funny enough, it looks a bit like me (only i never wore red socks.Ever!)
ReplyDeleteTONY: Is it a crime to wear red socks?
ReplyDeleteknudsen on a day trip to Larne to see the ferry.....loser.....ha!
ReplyDeleteeros, eros, eros... yes, eros. who cares about the socks, look at sweet little chest, a-wooph!
ReplyDeleteand indeed, not to mention the seamonster inhabiting his oh-so-80's tenny short shorts
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: You’re like a dog with a bone where Old Knudsen’s concerned.
ReplyDeleteSEA: A sea monster in his shorts?
Ahem!
BITCHES: This contest is closed.
Winner to follow in a new post asap.