Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine Kisses

You are ALL Mistress MJ’s bitches.

Help yourselves to a kiss


Mwwwwahhhh!

And put it wherever you need it.



Note: Infomaniac will return on Monday with a competition!

27 comments:

  1. Whoah ...

    "Schmatz"

    Happy Valentine's Day!

    Yay. first.

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  3. xoxo and happy 14th to you and those houseboys you keep around.

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  4. Sort of like conversation hearts...

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  5. Hey, I felt you coppin' a feel with that big mwah.

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  6. I don't want sloppy seventh.

    Ewwww.

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  7. oh my, sugar! happy vanhalen's day! ;)
    xoxox

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  8. Wooaaaaaaaaaah!!!
    No Tongues!
    Happy valentines day to one and all

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  9. I find that photo mildly disturbing.

    Have you got a tinfoil kiss me quick hat?

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  10. Why Miss Scarlet!!

    Maybe, if George Clooney or David Boreanaz offers.

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  11. if you tripped and hit the wall you would stick there forever while the jello lips sucked out your will to live. which could be either a good or a bad thing depending on which way you landed. THANKS I REALLY NEEDED THIS AT 5AM. actually 6:28 now. SEE YOU TRAUMATIZED MY ASS AND NOW IVE LOST TIME AND I CANT EVEN BLAME IT ON THE GREYS LIKE I USUALLY DO. wow thats great.

    *rushes off to take hot shower*

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  12. I went to one of those suburban sex toy parties once and this looks remarkably like the artificial vaginas that the sales rep was trying to sell for 'those days when you have a headache but hubby still wants to play.' Am I correct in my assumption that there are holes between them there lips?

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  13. A non-bitter and curmudgeonly Happy Valentine's Day to you all!

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  14. Okay, those lips kinda creep me out....

    No Valentines stuff at my house... no man... no chocolate... no kisses... no hugs... no hoochy koochy...

    I'm not bitter... really, I'm not...
    no, seriously.... because I don't really care for this contrived day anyway. Would rather that everyday is like this day but just because the one who loves you, loves you and wants to show you that.

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  15. Happy Valentines Day!I finally got through blogger security!

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  16. Some people kiss on the lips, apparantly.

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  17. I'm not sure where those lips have been...do you have any antibacterial spray?

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  18. A competition? you might as well just send me the prize.

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  19. and a big wet one straight back attcha x

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  20. They look like something out of Science Fiction movie.. they could be unisexual mushroom entities that shoot happy spores up your you know what...hard to tell how long/deep they are or if they are soft or hard...either way they look pretty handy.

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  21. It's Monday here now.

    Where's the fucking compo?

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  22. BITCHES: I hope you got some mileage out of those kisses and put them to good use.

    If you haven’t OD’d on candy conversation hearts or if you’re not still drunk on cheap champagne, come back soon for the exciting new competition!

    *kicks Piggy up his gaping mangina*

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