You’ve won The Penis Book!
We think you’ll find The Penis Book a refreshing change from Popper’s Three Worlds, Mago.
It came down to the wire: a tiebreaker between Savannah, Kaz, CyberPete, Mago and Leah.
Which one of you would best describe the teenage IVD?
Yes, we have to show this photo again
It was this description of IVD that won Mago the grand prize…
The pale Byronic hero folded his long legs and knotted his large hands. Armed with patience he was ready to survive his quarterly visit to aunt Olga and uncle Fjodor. "Cheer up" they'd say, "have some grams of Vodka", and start to imbibe heavily the booze cousin Igor had created in his shed, before that accident. His brain was ready to absorb the images and pictures soon to appear on the stage this two-room-appartement provided - a curious passenger of life, old at fifteen: His time would come ...
We hope you enjoy your Penis Book, Mago. Revel in your win.
By the way, do they have postal service in Franconia?
Thanks to ALL of you who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
There’s already been a new photo submission from one of you bitches so expect another contest in future.
Send in your teenage angst photos today!
1st!
ReplyDeleteUh, I think that banana curves to the left...
ReplyDeleteok, i am officially claiming 2nd place because xl commented twice! but fiddle di dee...i am here to congratulate mago his entry was inspiring and really well done! xoxox mago, sugar! ;)
ReplyDeleteXL: We here at Infomaniac did a study (before your time) to see if you dress to the right or the left.
ReplyDeleteWe need to know.
SAVANNAH: Most gracious of you.
And I must say I laughed at your all too true words about IVD…
but even at such a delicately awkward age, he knew he would always be in demand for a variety of reasons.
Bah humbug!
ReplyDeleteSour grapes and bitter balls. YES!
*hurles them at MJ and everyone else before stomping away in a huff*
is it a "pop-up" book?
ReplyDeleteI missed it, damn my blackouts. Send it by Franconian navy.
ReplyDeleteI would describe IVD as a skinny bitch with blowjob lips, yes I want him.
* blushes furiously at being coveted by Knudsen *
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Mago! Your description was almost right - Igor isn't my cousin, she's my great aunt. Well, most of her is - Some of her is my great uncle and their neighbour's daughter.
Blimey, Mr Beastie's banana gets everywhere...
ReplyDeleteSx
Now that's a book I'd like to read.
ReplyDeleteCan you get it from the library?
Excellent imaginings Mago!
ReplyDeleteI think that's a fresh banana and hasn't made it to Mr Beast's bottom yet.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Mago!
Thank you, thank you - first place, congratulations, thanks and admiration to IDV who gently provided a photograph and hat the balls (secretly arranged in he middle) to DO it!
ReplyDeleteSo I won a book about Banana-growing? And I thought it would be about man's best part, the membrum virile and how to keep him fit and all ... hopefully it's not too used and the pages don't stick together. Just stick it to the next best Franconian sailor, he'll know where to deliver, ah basteds ... All other texts were excellent, I make my bow.
And thanks for the link to Popper's Welt 3 - it's really astounding that there is no reception in central Europe's super-duper German-speaking scientific community.
CYBERPOOF: Bah humbug!
ReplyDeleteSour grapes and bitter balls. YES!
*hurles them at MJ and everyone else before stomping away in a huff*
*slips in CyberPoof’s glitter and sequins trap*
TONY: is it a "pop-up" book?
Har!
KNUDSEN: I would describe IVD as a skinny bitch with blowjob lips, yes I want him.
Can you be down at the Norwich docks by noon?
p.s. He loves a man in uniform so wear a sailor suit.
IVD: * blushes furiously at being coveted by Knudsen *
Old Knudsen’s had George Clooney so you should be flattered.
SCARLET: Blimey, Mr Beastie's banana gets everywhere...
ReplyDeleteEven Andy Warhol’s had a go at it!
KAZ: Now that's a book I'd like to read.
Can you get it from the library?
Have you seen the people who’ve borrowed it before you?
Buy a fresh copy.
LEAH: Inside the mind of Mago is a mysterious place.
PONITA: I think that's a fresh banana and hasn't made it to Mr Beast's bottom yet.
It’s just a matter of time.
MAGO: All other texts were excellent, I make my bow.
Don’t scoop too low. IVD is standing behind you.
By the way, it's a brand new copy!
Glückwünsche!
ReplyDeleteIch schicke Ihnen eine Kopie von Alanis Morrisette's uberhit Byronic.
The Penis Book ?
ReplyDeleteKinda glad I didn't participate !
I think I have more angst as an adult.
ReplyDeleteDONN: Gesundheit!
ReplyDeleteHEFF: You could have written it!
BOXER: You’ve grown up?
congratulations mago! I hope you enjoy your penis as much as i do. BOOK, penis BOOK. as much as I do. yes.
ReplyDeletedamn you freud.
NATIONS: *rolls giant wheel of Canadian cheddar across the border onto Nations' front lawn*
ReplyDeleteTHAT should keep your mind off Mago's penis book for awhile.
Congratulations Mago
ReplyDeleteWhy has the book got a coy picture of a Banana on the cover rather than a big old willy
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
ReplyDeleteDaylight come and me wan' go home
The only teen photo of me I've got, I'm topless on the beach with my sister. She's not topless.
ReplyDeleteAre you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pocket...sorry, I just had to.
ReplyDeletefancy a cocktail, sugar? ;) where's boxer, we need to go bar hopping! xoxo
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Why has the book got a coy picture of a Banana on the cover rather than a big old willy?
ReplyDeleteBecause you wouldn’t turn around to face the camera.
And even if you did, they would have to use a zoom lens.
Haaaaaaaaa!!!
XL: Day-o.
Day-ay-ay-ay-o.
GEOFF: The only teen photo of me I've got, I'm topless on the beach with my sister.
Well now you’ve gone and given away the hint so we can’t even use your ONE photo.
Way to go, Geoff.
Get back to your Twittering.
RANDOM: Are you happy to see me or is that a banana in your pocket...sorry, I just had to.
I knew it would be you!
SAVANNAH: fancy a cocktail, sugar? ;)
Do I ever say no?
where's boxer, we need to go bar hopping!
She’s getting Mickey and the dogs ready for the red carpet on Oscar night!
are you allowed to have your clothes on in the photos?
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: Because it's you, the answer is no.
ReplyDeleteOh what the hell...
Yes, you can keep your clothes on.
But email me the private nudie pics and we'll speak to no one about it.
Yeah, the same pics you sent to Old Knudsen.