Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Piggy: The Early Years

You’re all familiar with Yorkshire’s biggest poof, Piggy, aren’t you?


Piggy in Penistone


Or at least you’ve all seen his arse…


Piggy’s arse


But how many of you have seen a childhood photo of Piggy?

Well here it is…


Photo via [SexyPeople]
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25 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:43 PM, February 02, 2009

    Charming!

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  2. Ponita in Real Life10:53 PM, February 02, 2009

    Good lord, he is as pink as that piglet!

    Quite the little ginger boy, isn't he?

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  3. eroswings10:54 PM, February 02, 2009

    Wow, even the piglet has more color than the wee Piggy. But I see the penchant for stripes started young.

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  4. The Mistress11:02 PM, February 02, 2009

    MAGO: You’re FIRST! You KNOW what you’re supposed to do when you’re first!

    PONITA: Good lord, he is as pink as that piglet!

    Quite the little ginger boy, isn't he?

    Piggy is the poster boy for gingers.

    EROS: Wow, even the piglet has more color than the wee Piggy. But I see the penchant for stripes started young.

    A penchant for men in stripes, that is because it’s Tazzy who’s always wearing that tatty old stripey vest.

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  5. Anonymous11:07 PM, February 02, 2009

    YAY! A little late, but: YAY!

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  6. The Mistress11:13 PM, February 02, 2009

    MAGO: You shouldn’t need reminding.

    There will be punishment if it happens again.

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  7. BEAST1:52 AM, February 03, 2009

    Awww just look at his cute little trotters

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  8. The Mistress2:15 AM, February 03, 2009

    BEAST: Awww just look at his cute little trotters

    Who are you kidding?

    Piggy's trotters are hideous!

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  9. KAZ6:43 AM, February 03, 2009

    Has he just given birth to that baby?

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  10. Leah7:31 AM, February 03, 2009

    Oh my goodness that's adorable. SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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  11. The Mistress10:05 AM, February 03, 2009

    KAZ: Has he just given birth to that baby?

    I think its twin is still stuck in him.

    And who knows what else is stuck up there.

    LEAH: Oh my goodness that's adorable. SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    We hope you are referring to the cute wee piglet, NOT the ginger-haired Yorkshire twat.

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  12. Anonymous10:07 AM, February 03, 2009

    Cunts.

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  13. The Mistress10:14 AM, February 03, 2009

    PIGGY: *sniggers*

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  14. Inexplicable DeVice12:35 PM, February 03, 2009

    Bwah hah hah hah ha!

    I don't think I need say anything more.

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  15. Inexplicable DeVice12:36 PM, February 03, 2009

    Except that I'm glad I wasn't around for the Pamplemousse post.

    * shudders *

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  16. The Mistress12:42 PM, February 03, 2009

    IVD: Bwah hah hah hah ha!

    I don't think I need say anything more.

    When you've said, "Bwah hah hah hah ha!" you've said it all.

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  17. Romeo Morningwood1:50 PM, February 03, 2009

    Piggy is adorable.
    Arnold Ziffle of course went on to become a huge star on Green Acres and Petticoat Junction.

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  18. The Mistress2:16 PM, February 03, 2009

    DONN: In your excitement over Piggy’s pic, you had a mishap with the Arnold Ziffel link.

    We have taken the liberty of providing an Arnold Ziffel for President link instead.

    No more pork barrel politics!

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  19. Kapitano3:30 PM, February 03, 2009

    Excuse me, my cutometer just exploded.

    And I don't even know which one's Piggy.

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  20. Anonymous4:07 PM, February 03, 2009

    H.E is quite right - I *AM* adorable!

    We like H.E.

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  21. Anonymous4:10 PM, February 03, 2009

    And MJ - I just love the way the pic in Penistone makes me look like a tramp!

    What readers won't realise either is that I'm stood in a foot of mud, which isn't visble in the pic.

    The fucking things we do for you!

    If I recall correctly, we only went to the gawdforsaken place to satisfy your hunger for a Penistone pic.

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  22. UBERMOUTH5:52 PM, February 03, 2009

    Why is it always the redheaded kids that get picked on?
    Thn you wonder WHY we have such bad tempers!

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  23. The Mistress1:10 AM, February 04, 2009

    KAPI: Excuse me, my cutometer just exploded.

    And I don't even know which one's Piggy.

    Cutometer or CUNTometer?

    They could have been separated at birth!

    PIGGY: H.E is quite right - I *AM* adorable!

    We like H.E.

    *ignores*

    PIGGY: The fucking things we do for you!

    If I recall correctly, we only went to the gawdforsaken place to satisfy your hunger for a Penistone pic.

    Yes, I do recall asking you to drive miles out of your way to have your pic taken in front of the Penistone sign.

    That will teach you!

    Perhaps you’ve forgotten that you tried to get all of us to eat expired canned goods!

    UBERMOUTH: Why is it always the redheaded kids that get picked on?
    Thn you wonder WHY we have such bad tempers!

    Don’t take it personally. It’s really only GINGER PIGGY we’re picking on.

    The rest of you gingers shall be judged on a case-by-case basis.

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  24. Anonymous3:15 PM, February 04, 2009

    *vomits*

    That is without a doubt the ugliest ginger cunt I have ever seen, and I've seen a few.

    Are you sure it's a child and not just a vile tumourous growth on the side of the poor embarassed wee piglet?

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  25. The Mistress3:21 PM, February 04, 2009

    SMUNTY: *vomits*

    That is without a doubt the ugliest ginger cunt I have ever seen, and I've seen a few.

    Are you sure it's a child and not just a vile tumourous growth on the side of the poor embarassed wee piglet?

    Piggy is a vile tumourous growth on the side of Tazzy from what I understand.

    Really, how does Tazzy put up with him?

    Do you think Tazzy is heavily sedated and doesn’t realize he’s with a ginger?

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