Sunday, February 08, 2009

Three Wishes

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28 comments:

  1. Leah11:52 PM, February 07, 2009

    first?

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  2. Peevish McSnark12:58 AM, February 08, 2009

    second!

    My next two wishes are for world peace and a glazed donut. Not necessarily in that order.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice2:13 AM, February 08, 2009

    I wish SP would let us have a houseboy; and

    I wish I could remember not to visit Infomaniac on a Friday whilst I'm eating breakfast.

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  4. Ponita in Real Life3:07 AM, February 08, 2009

    Could I please get a winning lottery ticket so I can keep my horse? *sniffs loudly and wipes eyes with sleeve*

    And a man... a nice man...

    I think I need a fairy godmother...

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  5. CyberPete3:54 AM, February 08, 2009

    I wish I won $10,000,000 so I didn't have to worry about money ever again.

    It would also make project peteusa2009 a lot easier.

    Oh and I wish could eat anything I want and lose weight and one I hit my ideal weight never gain weight ever again

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  6. Ms Scarlet5:04 AM, February 08, 2009

    I wish I knew what to wish for.
    Sx

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  7. KAZ6:10 AM, February 08, 2009

    1: That my left foot wasn't so cold.
    2: That my right foot wasn't so cold.

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  8. Leah6:31 AM, February 08, 2009

    I wish I had a nanny (not for me, for the kid and the husband).

    I wish for a personal chef.

    In other words, I wish for a substitute me. There, that's only one wish!

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  9. savannah7:13 AM, February 08, 2009

    i wish i could be first again, sugar! ;) xoxox

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  10. tony7:22 AM, February 08, 2009

    i wish i wasnt 10th.................:(

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  11. The Mistress9:08 AM, February 08, 2009

    LEAH: Say it with conviction.

    PEEVISH: Come to Canada.

    Glazed donuts are a dime a dozen.

    IVD: I wish SP would let us have a houseboy

    Let’s back this train up, shall we?

    You’re moving in with a man who will not “let” you have houseboys?

    I’m sensing issues and the ring isn’t even on the finger.

    We need to talk, girleen.

    PONITA: Speaking of fairies, CyberPoof just arrived after you.

    Your wish is granted.

    CYBERPOOF: That’s 3 wishes. The instructions clearly said two…

    “Here I am! What are your other two wishes?”

    SCARLET: Wish that Beastie will come back to us soon.

    Smelling fresher, of course.

    KAZ: Would you like Mago to sit on your face, er, I mean feet?

    LEAH: You need Houseboys.

    I’ll train your inept husband if you send me the plane fare.

    SAVANNAH: Slip me a twenty and I’ll see what I can do for you.

    TONY: See advice to Savannah but double it and add postage and handling fees.

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  12. CyberPete9:26 AM, February 08, 2009

    Clearly that's only two wishes but oh well I suppose I could live with just getting my money wish fullfilled.

    Happy fucking Sunday. I'm cleaning today

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  13. The Mistress9:28 AM, February 08, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Oh, so it is.

    But you must understand I don't read Danish.

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  14. Ms Scarlet1:10 PM, February 08, 2009

    I wish Mr Beastie would come back, even if he has a stinky duvet.
    Sx

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  15. The Mistress1:44 PM, February 08, 2009

    SCARLET: *sniffs air*

    Beast may be away but his odour lingers on.

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  16. Anonymous3:35 PM, February 08, 2009

    I'd like a foot job and a Guinness.

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  17. Lulu LaBonne5:58 PM, February 08, 2009

    a chocolate cake and ...

    an infinite supply of wishes

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  18. LẌ6:40 PM, February 08, 2009

    Mistress, the Three Wishes haiku is broken! Suggested repairs:

    Here I am! (Beastie!)
    (Stinky duvet,) What are your
    Other 2 wishes?

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  19. Manuel7:43 PM, February 08, 2009

    pain free hair waxing for the larger bottomed man and a ticket for morrissey in may........

    cant wait to look under my pillow in the morning.....

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  20. Jenny8:09 PM, February 08, 2009

    My 3 wishes are up on my blog......

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  21. Kapitano8:32 PM, February 08, 2009

    That you turn into my dream man, and I turn into yours. Ha!

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  22. The Mistress8:41 PM, February 08, 2009

    MAXI: Plenty of Guinness ‘round here but there’s a waiting list for the podiatrist.

    LULU: Did someone mention cake?

    XL: I think you’re turning Japanese.

    I really think so.

    MANUEL: Don’t you dare let an Epilady near your sugarloaf.

    BOXER: I am addicted to your videos!

    You've turned my frown upside down.

    KAPI: Perhaps in our next lifetime?

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  23. Romeo Morningwood12:32 AM, February 09, 2009

    2 Monica
    3 Bellucci

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  24. The Mistress8:44 AM, February 09, 2009

    MR.MORNINGWOOD: You want 2 Monicas and 3 Belluccis?

    You're insatiable, sir!

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  25. Anonymous3:06 PM, February 09, 2009

    Seriously?
    Health. And enough money to enjoy it, to throw it out with full hands.

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  26. Anonymous3:59 PM, February 09, 2009

    I wish for 28 more wishes.

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  27. The Mistress5:21 PM, February 09, 2009

    MAGO: Your hands will be too full doing my housework to have time to throw anything around.

    PIGGY: Do I look like a genie?

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  28. Manuel7:36 PM, February 09, 2009

    epilady....ha!

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