Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Teen Angst Competition

It’s time for another Teen Angst contest.

Guess the identity of this teenaged Infomaniac bitch and win a prize!...


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In the event of more than one correct answer, Mistress MJ will draw names out of her chapeau to select a final winner.

We here at Infomaniac would like to hold more Teen Angst Competitions in future.

Were you a troubled teen?

Were you moody? Petulant? A dork? A nerd? Did your hair and fashion sense (like our bitch above) require an intervention?

Do you have the photographic evidence to prove it?

Then email your photo and you could be the next Teen Angst mystery blogger. (Email address is in our Blogger Profile.)

Note: Contest closes at 7:00 pm Pacific Standard Time (PST) on Wednesday, February 25th . For you UK readers, that’s 3:00 am on Thursday, Feburary 26th. The rest of you can use this handy World Clock to figure it out for yourselves.

51 comments:

  1. Tough competition here ...

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  2. Miss Daisy.

    [sneezes at kapok fluff]

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  3. What is that hideous green thing hanging on the wall? A hornet's nest?

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  4. I KNOW I KNOW!

    IT'S BEAST!!!!

    and that thing hanging in the corner is the Boog of Damocles! above the Beige Phone of the Sabine Women and somewhat to the right of the Stygian Television!

    beast is holding the dreaded Trojan shirt full of hippies waiting to sneak out after fall of night and hammer out danger, warning and love between our brothers and our sisters all over this land!

    what do I win?

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  5. ...SIX AND SEVENTH, beeyotches!! w00t!!!11!!

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  6. Nations, have you been nibbling on that moldy cheese in your yard? I think it has fermented....

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  7. I THOUGHT YOU WERENT GOING TO SHOW THAT PICTURE OF ME!!!!

    *storms off*

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  8. Without having any clue how Garfer looks, that is my guess.

    I think my father had glasses like that.

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  9. I have no idea who it is , so I will plump for Daisy as well.
    Is she skinning up ??

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  10. It's either Kaz or Leah. So as I can't decide, I'm going for EmmaK.

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  11. But why is she in prison?

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  12. Judging by that TV set the photo was taken some time in the 1870's.

    I'm not a bleedin' palaeontologist y'know.

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  13. Hmmm... I'll go for Ponita...
    Don't think it's a Brit...
    Sx

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  14. Leah.
    Or is it me? I can't remember.
    It's not Garfer - he's too butch.

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  15. Some questions:

    why there is a huge avocado shaped thing in the background?

    why has the girl no neck?

    is she sewing? an if she is, why?

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  16. I'm rescinding my EmmaK and raising the original Leah.

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  17. *looks in on Bitches in bemusement*

    *chastises IVD for changing horses in the middle of the stream and warns others that your first guess is the one that counts. IVD you are excused just this once*

    *returns to morning coffee and snapping orders at houseboys*

    Good golly, is that a rotary phone?!

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  18. 200hrs on the east coast, ok. so what time will ya'll post the answer and winner? xoxox

    (see, that's me trying to be sneaky sneaky) :D

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  19. SAVANNAH: I'll post the winner when I'm good and ready.

    Now please move aside as I'm trying to get ready for work.

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  20. BEAST
    BEAST
    BEAST
    BEAST
    BEAST



    ...no wait Ponita. at Beasts' house. sewing patches on his stinky duvet. surrounded by tiny trojans in love beads.
    *nibbles more psychoactive dairy product*

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  21. ...26th and 27th!
    EAT IT SLACKERS!!!!!!!!!!11!!

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  22. Crap! My evil twin posted at the same time I did...DAMN HER!

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  23. ***wonders if Random Chicks Evil Twin puts out on a first date ***

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  24. Is that your uterus hanging on the wall Miss MJ

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  25. theghostofFrobisher12:47 PM, February 25, 2009

    Is it Hilary Clinton?

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  26. I wasn't being sarcastic about the hair--it's lovely.

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  27. The "oh my fucking god" was referring to the numerous votes for me. Just wanted to make sure no one thought I was being too mean.

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  28. That was five comments. I've lost my mind. Six.

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  29. Sorry mistress. Over and out.

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  30. These nice Princesses should not be allowed to use seriuous booze ...

    cheers

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  31. Its Knudsen right?

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  32. definitely you......but I do like the idea that it could be Knudsen

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  33. BITCHES: This contest is closed.

    Winner to be announced in a new posting later.

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  34. BIG FIVE-OH!
    YEAH THATS RIGHT!

    *looks around at empty comments lounge*

    huh.

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  35. NATIONS: Shut it.

    I am TRYING to compose a new post but the cat just barfed, the phone just rang, and now YOU'RE YELLING AT ME, DAMMIT!

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