It’s PONITA from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada!
Ponita today
Ponita the teen
You know Ponita as the woman who put GIANT UNDERPANTS on a horse.
The following bitches correctly indentified Ponita: Miss Scarlet, EmmaK, Donn, and Leah.
Mistress MJ placed their names into her chapeau and drew the winner.
Infomaniac is pleased to announce that the winner of the Teen Angst Competition is LEAH in Brooklyn, New York!
Leah, you’ve won the "I'm Savin' Up for More Valium!…So I Can Relax Forever!" Piggy Bank. It looks like this…
Thanks to ALL you bitches who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.
Send in your teenage angst photos today!
And now the question that’s on everyone’s minds…
Ponita, what is that hideous green thing hanging from the ceiling?
And were you in prison? What is that thing in your lap?
So many questions.
Note to Ms. Nations: Your Ponita vote did not count as your first guess was BEAST and we went with first guesses only. It says so in the fine print.
first!
ReplyDeletexoxox
and second! how cool is that? xoxo
ReplyDeletei'm not sending in a photo because i was never uncool! ;)
Second! (technically speaking)
ReplyDeleteGuess that makes me third. Technically speaking. :-)
ReplyDeleteI was 15, in a motel room in Fargo, North Dakota, sewing the torn strap on my bathing suit. I think the pic was snapped just as I looked up from biting the thread (no scissors available but teeth work wonders). Hence the dorky look.
I had gone on a weekend shopping trip with my best friend and her folks.
That green thing is actually a wall lamp... it is just too gross! As is the fake brick wall. But hey, I wasn't paying for the room so I couldn't say anything.
First of all sorry Garfer and Ponita, but honest mistake eh?
ReplyDeleteSecond congrats to the winner! Awesome prize.
Third I was never an angst ridden teen so my photo would kill the mood of the competition. Also everyone would guess it would be me. Except maybe Savannah who thought I was a girl. Tee-hee!
Pfffttt..
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Yay! Woohoo! If ever an object was more perfect for me and my needs...
ReplyDeleteWOW!
ReplyDeleteHas Ponita been on that 'Look 10 years younger' programme recently.
She grew up good didn't she?
Congratulations, Leah! Remember that vodka is a less expensive alternative to Valium! And what a great retro foto, Ponita! Free vacations are great vacations.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Ponita and Leah!
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: i'm not sending in a photo because i was never uncool! ;)
ReplyDeleteNot even a fleeting moment of teenage angst?
BOXER: Second! (technically speaking)
You didn’t even bother to guess so technically speaking, you’re a loser!
PONITA: I was 15, in a motel room in Fargo, North Dakota
Sounds like the makings for a David Lynch film.
Did you spot Dennis Hopper over in the corner sniffing something from an inhalant and yelling, “Fuck you, you fucking fuck!”?
CYBERPOOF: I was never an angst ridden teen so my photo would kill the mood of the competition.
I’ve an older photo of you I’d like to run again.
Tee hee.
SCARLET: Pfffttt..
Too many baked beans?
LEAH: Yay! Woohoo! If ever an object was more perfect for me and my needs...
ReplyDeleteI thought so too, especially after reading your stress test results on Ponita’s blog!
Although I did so much hope that Donn would win so the postage rate for mailing the prize would be cheaper.
KAZ: She grew up good didn't she?
She grew a neck as well!
EROS: Yay! You’re back!
Remember that vodka is a less expensive alternative to Valium!
Not where I live. They’re raising the price of spirits, the bastards.
I may have to cut back on the fabulous prize packages here as a result.
MAGO: Congratulations to Ponita and Leah!
Did you know that Leah has a Penis Book too?
The pair of you can compare notes.
Book review, book review!
i went to catholic school for 12 years, what do you think? xoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Maybe I should send you some Valium!
ReplyDeleteHer sparkly eyes gave her away.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any photos from my youth that do not feature a smart, well-appointed, bright-red, bow tie....
so what would be the point?
I grew a neck AND boobs!
ReplyDelete@KAZ: Why, thank you, darling! You're so sweet. :-)
@DONN: Haven't we seen a pick of you swinging from a tree branch with no shirt on??? I don't recall a bow tie in that one.
WELL WOO WOO TO YOU. miss uppity with her competitions going all 'woo, you cant win because i just pulled this rule out of my butt!' miss 'woo, i do what i want!' WELL FINE. ASK ME IF I CARE. GO AHEAD. ASK. BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.
ReplyDelete*tries to grab prize from Leah, throws kicking, hyperventilating tantrum on floor*
DONN: I don't have any photos from my youth that do not feature a smart, well-appointed, bright-red, bow tie....
ReplyDeleteso what would be the point?
Never mind your teen pics.
Remember when I held the baby photo contest and everyone correctly identified your baby photo?
You haven’t aged a bit!
May I apply some soothing ointment to your nappy rash?
PONITA: I grew a neck AND boobs!
Was it all those Slurpees?
NATIONS: WELL WOO WOO TO YOU. miss uppity with her competitions going all 'woo, you cant win because i just pulled this rule out of my butt!' miss 'woo, i do what i want!' WELL FINE. ASK ME IF I CARE. GO AHEAD. ASK. BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.
Here is a big “L” for you to stick on your forehead.
@Nations: if you like, I'll let you drop some coins in for my valium fund! See, I can share.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to post it again.
ReplyDeleteI could send you a real winning baby picture...
I wander where did i see that picture before...was it not the first of a serie depicting that woman unstriping and covering her body in avocato cream? I believe so..yes... from madaboutavocato.com... or maybe it was just that prozac/champagne cocktail talking...
ReplyDeleteLEAH: @Nations: if you like, I'll let you drop some coins in for my valium fund!
ReplyDeleteNations will bend over to receive money in her coin slot.
CYBERPOOF: I could send you a real winning baby picture...
Did you mother dress you in girly clothes even as a baby?
Send it on.
FABULASTIC: I wander where did i see that picture before...was it not the first of a serie depicting that woman unstriping and covering her body in avocato cream? I believe so..yes... from madaboutavocato.com... or maybe it was just that prozac/champagne cocktail talking...
Or maybe she’s mad for abogados!
No comment but I will send
ReplyDeleteI have plenty of pictures of young teens I can send you, I don't know who they are though.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Hop to it then.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: I have plenty of pictures of young teens I can send you, I don't know who they are though.
Don’t be so mysterious about it.
They’re all Donn, aren’t they?
And maybe one of Manuel.
grr I am angry ... I wanted that piggy bank so bad
ReplyDeleteA Piggy Bank
ReplyDeleteHas it got stray ginger pubes stuck on it.
Never mind Miss Nations but don't upset Miss MJ or more severed feet in trainers will be washed up on nearby beaches again
EMMA: grr I am angry ... I wanted that piggy bank so bad
ReplyDeletePerhaps you’ll win The Poo Book in our next compo.
BEAST: A Piggy Bank
Has it got stray ginger pubes stuck on it.
We didn’t need that revolting imagery, thank you very much.
Have you noticed how Miss Scarlet is denying her gingerness yet again over at her blog?
Never mind Miss Nations but don't upset Miss MJ or more severed feet in trainers will be washed up on nearby beaches again
And more giant wheels of cheese on her lawn.
Now you've confused me. I'm not so sure.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I can't send it to you.
@ Ponita's "Fargo." I went there a few years ago. Everybody did sound like the movie! Ya, you betcha!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteXL: @ Ponita's "Fargo." I went there a few years ago. Everybody did sound like the movie! Ya, you betcha!
I sincerely doubt there are career opportunities for pillow fluffers in Fargo.
I was there to visit Fargo and Moorhead, the Sodom and Gomorrah of the upper mid-west.
ReplyDeleteXL: I was there to visit Fargo and Moorhead, the Sodom and Gomorrah of the upper mid-west.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ cannot keep up with your jet-setting lifestyle.
It was in conjunction with the local Pillow Fluffer Festival. So, in a sense, it was work-related!
ReplyDelete@ MJ: It was the Slurpees and the abundance of sunshine. That will make most things grow. ;-)
ReplyDelete@XL: Fargo is just a hop, skip and a jump south of Winterpeg so is a prime target for cross border shopping.
@MJ: I bet I can beat everyone's baby pics.... I have one of me being born! Not even all the way out... Yeah, my dad was a little camera crazy.
rage.....
ReplyDeleteYou know, its the damndest thing; ever since about 9: 40 or so I jingle when I walk. can anyone tell me why, LEAH?
ReplyDelete*aims trebuchet loaded with feet toward Vancouver and raises axe*
So that's where all those feet are coming from!
ReplyDeleteA few people legging it about town in your neighbourhood, Nations?
XL: It was in conjunction with the local Pillow Fluffer Festival. So, in a sense, it was work-related!
ReplyDeleteCan you write it off at tax time?
PONITA: @MJ: I bet I can beat everyone's baby pics.... I have one of me being born! Not even all the way out... Yeah, my dad was a little camera crazy.
GAK! Noooooo!
MANUEL: rage.....
You were certain it was me but I would have been wearing stripey tights.
NATIONS: *aims trebuchet loaded with feet toward Vancouver and raises axe*
*fires back with a Bleu Bénédictin all the way from Quebec*
Smells like mushrooms.
PONITA: So that's where all those feet are coming from!
A few people legging it about town in your neighbourhood, Nations?
It’s spelled “neighborhood” in her “neighbourhood”…don’t confuse her.