Friday, February 20, 2009

Filthy Friday

Pumpin’ iron at the Infomaniac Gymnasium…

43 comments:

  1. I was going to say nice dumbells but.....look what they're attached to!

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  2. Oh yeah and first!!!

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  3. GAK!!!

    *reaches for bleach spray*

    You're back in fine form, I see!

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  4. Let me be the first to ask, what happened to Fashion Fridays?

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  5. ANON: Your “yeah first” indicates you’re an Infomaniac bitch yet we don’t see a name.

    Or are you new here?

    In any case, welcome to Infomaniac!

    Make up a name for yourself if you don’t want to use your real name and come back again.

    PONITA: Was it something I said?

    RANDOM CHICK: What are you, a Cyclops?

    XL: Fashion Friday was a one-off.

    Do I have to put this to a vote?

    Fashion Friday vs. Filthy Friday?

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  6. "put this to a vote?"

    Oh, no Mistress. That would be worse than Florida 2000.

    [resumes pillow fluffing]

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  7. No not new just decided to make an appearance :P

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  8. Textbook Nutjob!

    I certainly hope that this fellow doesn't vote, work with children, operate heavy machinery, own firearms, live in my neighbourhood, donate genetic material at a sperm bank, hold a public office, handle or prepare food, work as a Greeter at his church, or start posting on YouPorn.

    I suppose that this could be considered a Filthy Friday Fashion combo?..but I don't think that this trend will ever catch on.
    Just a hunch.

    Now I must leave before one of his boyspops!

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  9. Ouch!

    What happened to Fashion Friday? That was much better than this filth.

    Even if it was missing John Galliano and Christopher Kane

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  10. That's fucking vile.

    It's Beast, isn't it?

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  11. XL: "put this to a vote?"

    Oh, no Mistress. That would be worse than Florida 2000.


    Chadtastic.

    CHITOWN GIRL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Is that your drag name?

    LEAH: Best Filthy Friday ever!!!!

    It’s the booze talking, right?

    DONN: Now I must leave before one of his boyspops!

    Boyspops?

    Like Boyzone? Or Westlife?

    I don’t go in for that sort of thing. Especially if they operate heavy machinery or live in my neighbourhood.

    CYBERPOOF: Petra?

    I know it’s you CyberPoof.

    Is Petra your drag name?

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  12. SCARLET: I mean.... why??????

    All questions of an existential nature must be directed to Donn’s blog.

    IVD: Oh no. There goes my breakfast.

    Full English, I see.

    PIGGY: That's fucking vile.

    It's Beast, isn't it?


    Why yes, it is!

    Have you visited his blog this week?

    He’s started an exercise regime…with a personal trainer, no less!

    *holds Piggy’s sides in as he laffs*

    One more thing while we’re on the topic…

    Beast made this remark on his posting…

    “What do the rest of you do for exercise , or are you as inactive as Piggy's Gym Membership (Guffaws loudly at the thought of Piggy in salmon pink leotards , head band and leg warmers)”

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  13. Hey men!

    Is there a lack in your sack? Do your plums look dumb? Do you want your scrotum to become a totem?

    Then help is here! Don't put your dangles in the mangle, don't be a foolie with your goolies - we have the real answer.

    With the new patent pending Scrote-o-Stretch, your manbag will get big as a sandbag.

    Turn your ballbag into a balloon, give your nuts some real cojones.

    Only $12.99. Plus $199 postage. And a small "handling" fee.

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  14. well you woke me up...that scared the shit out of me this morning...i have got to stop going in the mornings to this site...good god!

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  15. That reminds me, I must buy some cloves of garlic from the French market in Bexleyheath.

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  16. Oh, Iron Sack Kelly is back! The legend! He did 6 in 3.5, yaknow?

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  17. Can't you put a warning at the top of the post if this is going to be a photo about some grandad's swollen nuts? Okay so I put a nude fattie up on mine but at least his gonads were covered in flab!

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  18. oh shit!








    *snickering*

    and yes, i want fashion friday's back, bitch! ;)


    xoxoxoxo

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  19. KAPI: Could you take care of the “handling” fee for me?

    And afterwards, please see us about applying for a job at Infomaniac Marketing.

    DAISY: We scared the breakfast out of IVD and the shit out of you.

    You people are filthy.

    BETTY: That reminds me, I must buy some cloves of garlic from the French market in Bexleyheath.

    And some figs and lychees for me while you’re there?

    And a couple of nice big avocados.

    MAGO: Oh, Iron Sack Kelly is back! The legend! He did 6 in 3.5, yaknow?

    Is that Old Knudsen’s stage name?

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  20. EMMA: Can't you put a warning at the top of the post if this is going to be a photo about some grandad's swollen nuts? Okay so I put a nude fattie up on mine but at least his gonads were covered in flab!

    I shall warn you now that every Friday is Filthy Friday and you never know what to expect.

    Although frequently, I’m told (in complaints by the others) that it’s fat old nekkid men.

    Fat old nekkid men need love too, you know.

    SAVANNAH: and yes, i want fashion friday's back, bitch! ;)

    You’ve gotten above your station since moving onto the Plantation, Missy.

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  21. Perhaps Weights on the bollocks and a nipple clamp could become fashionable...

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  22. i'm still laughing, sugarpie! ;) xoxo

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  23. TICKERS: Perhaps Weights on the bollocks and a nipple clamp could become fashionable...

    Shall I send the photographers ‘round to Chez Tickersoid?

    SAVANNAH: I’m pleased we are amused.

    And thank you for not losing your breakfast or having a shite like some of our more uncouth readers.

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  24. Oh thats right drop me in it with the cloven hoofed one why dont you

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  25. Is that a pile peeping out ???

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  26. BOXER: hellllooooooo Filthy Friday.

    We’re here for you.

    BEAST: Oh thats right drop me in it with the cloven hoofed one why dont you

    You asked for it by taking out a gym membership and hiring (tee hee) a personal trainer.

    Are you feeling the burn?

    Is that a pile peeping out ???

    You should get some ointment for those hemorrhoids, Beast.

    Obviously you are feeling the burn!

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  27. I havn't just hired the trainer or got a gym membership , I have had both for years , but I am having a sudden ethusiastic fit about them both at the moment . This happens from time to time :-)

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  28. BEAST: I havn't just hired the trainer or got a gym membership , I have had both for years , but I am having a sudden ethusiastic fit about them both at the moment . This happens from time to time :-)

    You've had both for years?

    Then why is your bottom still so flabby?

    RANDOM: My eye got poked by that thing!

    You’re not supposed to put your face that close to it!

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  29. Oh no, that would be such a drag.

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  30. You don't get this on Twitter!

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  31. CYBERPOOF: Make up your mind.

    Are you CyberPete or are you Petra?

    Or do you have multiple personalities like Donn?

    GEOFF: I wouldn’t know.

    I’m not part of the Twitterati.

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  32. Drag??? I said making an appearance, not coming out! I also did not mean that part of the city! I am a natural girl with real girl parts ;) If I had the parts that today's filth du jour is handling, I would definitely put that under heavy drag!

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  33. I have nothing against nekkid men.... I just prefer mine to be not old and fat...

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  34. and look how SHINY they are...

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  35. Wow, I just want to stick a sharp needle in that one on the right, like a baloon.

    You can find fashion sites a dime a dozen. Filthy Friday is gold I tell ya.

    Beast - my hub calls that 'the turtle head'

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  36. CHITOWN GIRL: I am a natural girl with real girl parts

    Whatever you say but there’s nothing wrong with men dressing in ladies clothing.

    Lots of Infomaniac readers do it.

    CyberPoof, IVD, and Mr. Frobisher have all donned frocks and wigs at some point.

    Tickers is only “just a bit poofy” but likes to wear a Carmen Miranda headdress…you know, a basket of fruit on his head.

    And speaking of fruit, there’s Beast. Although just putting my knickers on his head doesn’t really count as cross-dressing. Or does it?

    RICH: Ha ha, made you look.

    PONITA: Fussy.

    SEA: Does he wax them?

    I’d like him to polish my hardwood floor with his balls.

    HOODCHICK: Beast cannot hear you as he has my knickers on his head.

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