Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Down With People



Except all of you bitches, of course.

What do you have to say?

Down with (fill in the blank).

46 comments:

  1. Down with The French !

    and
    SECONDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

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  2. That child looks like the teen angst IVD again

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  3. And people reading what you type on your phone.

    Piss off matey!

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  4. Down with people who get in at stupid o'clock and wake me up when I have to be up at 7am. Bastards.

    Bollox.

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  5. Down with people that say no and/or I can't.

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  6. Down With People Who Look Like Maragret Thatcher!

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  8. Down with yer bad self.

    Down with things in general.

    Down with aeroplanes.

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  9. Down with people who expect me to pay for things when they are obviously mine by right.

    I'm not so down on Moose, they don't scare me with their pathetic antlers.

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  10. People?
    Can't say - I don't know any.

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  11. Mr XL. He pinched my line. Apologies Mr XL.
    Sx

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  12. i think you said it right the first time...no changes necessary!

    unless children are not considered people then i would have to add them as well...
    yes i know what job i do...lol

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  13. Down with people who say "taxpayers' money". Wankers.

    It's not. It's government money. They have a duty to spend it to make society fairer. But they don't.

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  14. ...the meanies.

    (actually, i had a long rant about pompous assholes, but figured, why put that out there...)

    xoxox

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  15. @ garfer: Obviously you have not seen very many moose up close and personal.

    Those antlers are huge and pointy and the moose are even huger and very strong.... don't piss one off.

    Down on WINTER! More snow and another deep freeze coming my way...

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  16. Down with Yer Ma of course.

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  17. BEAST: Right. You’re first. No need to lord it over the rest of them…thrice!

    That is indeed a young IVD hoping he’ll look that good in ladies’ clothing some day.

    CYBERPOOF: Overcrowded buses

    Why not take a limousine like Garfer does?

    And people reading what you type on your phone.
    Piss off matey!


    It seems that Mistress MJ cannot look at anything on her PC without someone pushing their face into her screen or suddenly deciding they want to sit down next to her and chat.

    Where is the respect for privacy?

    *snaps laptop shut brusquely*

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  18. FAMULUS: Down with people who get in at stupid o'clock and wake me up when I have to be up at 7am. Bastards.

    Spit in their tea and be done with it.

    AWKWARD: Down with people that say no and/or I can't.

    I can't comment on that.

    No, I won't comment on that at all.

    TONY: Down With People Who Look Like Maragret Thatcher!

    And that would be?

    KAPI: Down With This Sort of Thing indeed!

    Ahhh, The Passion of St. Tibulus…

    Is it a type of nudie thing?

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  19. KNUDSEN: Down with yer bad self.
    Down with things in general.
    Down with aeroplanes.


    Shouldn’t that be…

    Doon with yer bad self.

    Doon with things in general.

    And…

    Doon with aeroplanes?

    XL: knickers!

    Ha! Let’s all take down our knickers!

    Starting with you, XL.

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  20. GARFY: I'm not so down on Moose, they don't scare me with their pathetic antlers.

    Wait ‘til one shows up in garden, breathing its foul breath down your neck and making grunting noises.

    Those antlers won’t seem so pathetic when they’re stuck up yer arse.

    KAZ: People?
    Can't say - I don't know any.


    Folksingers aren’t really people, are they?

    SCARLET: Mr XL. He pinched my line. Apologies Mr XL.

    He’ll pinch your bottom if you’re not careful.

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  21. DAISY: i think you said it right the first time...no changes necessary!
    unless children are not considered people then i would have to add them as well...
    yes i know what job i do...lol


    Children grow up to be adults.

    Therefore down with them.

    GEOFF: Down with people who say "taxpayers' money". Wankers.

    It's not. It's government money. They have a duty to spend it to make society fairer. But they don't.


    Mistress MJ wishes to slap them senseless.

    Twats.

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  22. SAVANNAH: ...the meanies.
    (actually, i had a long rant about pompous assholes, but figured, why put that out there...)


    Go on and get it out.

    It’ll feel like you’ve had an enema without actually having to stick the tube up your arse.

    Unless, of course, you go in for that sort of thing.

    PONITA: Down on WINTER! More snow and another deep freeze coming my way...

    You mean the crocus aren't blooming there?

    Down with self-righteous people from BC.

    MAXI: Down with Yer Ma of course.

    She’s six feet under so she couldn’t possibly be any further down.

    Yer Ma GOES down.

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  23. "Starting with you, XL."

    [Pulls knickers down. Notices no one else does.]

    Oh!

    [Pulls knickers back up. Vows to never fall for Mistress MJ's "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" again.]

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  24. Down with Old Knudsen's trousers! I fancy some old moldy potatoes and a shrivelled liverwurst!

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  25. XL: Where is that photo of your arse you promised me?

    While you’ve got your pants conveniently down, take a picture!

    EMMA: I hope you know what you're in for...

    Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection.”

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  26. "Everyone". I hate people tooooo !!

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  27. “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection.”

    I can't get enough.

    Don't blame me if I have a fetish for wrinklies. Knudson is a God. I believe if you and I work together we can become 'fishers of pussy' for him and he will soon be a rival to Castro, who has bedded 35,000 while looking like a cat's backside.
    http://tinyurl.com/cfkwxd

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  28. HEFF: Playboy bunnies are the exception with you, are they not?

    EMMA: I once asked Old Knudsen how many women are on his scorecard and this was his response…

    I have rooms full of score cards and I've been through lots of belts and headboards. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count them up.

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  29. They do that on Filthy Fridays do they?

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  30. Down with the downass people who weren't down with Sporty Spice's solo song Goin' Down!

    "I'm goin' down
    and I don't care"


    Good for her!

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  31. Down with fucking tantric sex having wanker Sting.

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  32. CYBERPOOF: Do what?

    Down with people who aren’t specific when they’re leaving comments.

    DONN: Sporty Spice just had a sprog.

    Down with people who don’t get vasectomies.

    GOBETTY: Where the hell have YOU been?

    Down with bloggers who haven’t commented in almost a year.

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  33. down with the desks......

    oooh show us your desk.....

    http://desked.wordpress.com/

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  34. MANUEL: Look at that fidgety Manuel’s desk!

    What’s that shit in his teacup?

    And is that a tube of ointment for his stubborn case of Chef’s Arse?

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  35. Down with kapok makes a lovely soft filling for a pillow.

    Or something...

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  36. IVD: I shall have to run this information by XL: my Official Pillow Fluffer.

    CYBERPOOF: *kicks*

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  37. Mistress MJ, kapok is a good idea for its softness, fluffiness, and flotation properties. As we all know too well, sometimes there is an excess of fluids at Infomaniac.

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  38. XL: Don’t just stand there…

    Get fluffing!

    FRANKandMARY: Welcome to Infomaniac!...

    An immolation-free zone.

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