Hallowe’en Houseboys

While Mistress MJ was out trick or treating, it appears that the Houseboys were up to their usual hijinks …


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We would like to thank Jill (who was peeking through the keyhole) for informing us that the Houseboys were experimenting with their new toy: Count Cockula …

The Haunted Vagina

While you’re out trick or treating tonight …



Beware of Mistress MJ’s haunted Secret Lady Place!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Filthy Friday - Hallowe'en Edition

Happy Halloweenis!


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Hallowe’en Costumes

While you bitches were busy preparing your Hallowe’en costumes …



Ayem8y created costumes for Mistress MJ over at Mean Dirty Pirate.

The Cheese Room

Pull up a chair …



We’re spending the day in the Cheese Room …


[photos via]

Bent Over Backwards

Mistress MJ bends over backwards to entertain you lot.

Yet most of you ungrateful bitches couldn’t be bothered to prove your worthiness.

As punishment, she is taking the day off.

Chat amongst yourselves until Wednesday.

Are You Worthy?

What have you done for Mistress MJ lately?

A Sign From Above

This has been a reminder to say “NO” to ugly footwear.





Note: This post is dedicated to Mago who appreciates and enables my passion for shoes.

Knickers Down!

Get yer knickers down, bitches, it's the weekend!



What will you be doing?


And now in other news …

Do you remember last year’s Infomaniac Christmas Party?

Well it turns out that someone had a camera running and Ginro has captured extensive footage of it here!

Filthy Friday

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I’m Listening

Tell your troubles to Mistress MJ …

Eat at Dirty Dicks

Continuing now with today’s restaurant theme …



(There’s another post below if you missed it. Stop me before I post again today.)

All You Can Eat

Forgot your pants at the dinner table?

Found yourself bare at the buffet?


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Then you can eat all you want with no need to loosen your belt afterwards!

Tranny Appreciation Day

Today we honour all those guys who like to feel girly.

We salute trannies: i.e. laydeez who like to do laydeez things.


Inexplicable DeVice (IVD): Norfolk’s second finest trannsexual.


We regret to inform IVD that Norfolk’s finest tranny is Becky from King’s Lynn, Norfolk …




Becky is the creator of the Tranny Licence which you’ll recall from yesterday’s post.

A handful of you tranny wannabees filled out your licences but this is what we have to say about THAT …

You’re all a bunch of rubbish transvestites!

With one exception …

MISS MITZI:



Miss Mitzi is the REAL thing, bitches. The belle of the ball. The belle WITH the balls!


Nonetheless, you rubbish wannabee trannies took the time to fill out your Tranny Licences so it’s only fair that we showcase you now, in no particular order.

Anonymous Boxer’s dog, Miss Coco:




Miss Lulu Labonne:




Miss Severa Snape (Leah’s submission):




Miss Maxi Cane: (rubbish Irish transvestite)




Miss Cyber Petra: (rubbish Danish transvestite)



UPDATE:

Miss Wil Harrison:





And so on this, Tranny Appreciation Day, we raise our glasses to trannies around the world.



Take a tranny to lunch today and treat her like a lady!

Tranny Licence

So, you want to become a transvestite?

It’s a question we asked way back in 2007 but with so many new bitches joining us since then, it’s time to revisit the topic.



Ginro has already signed up for his Tranny Licence (pictured above).

Go here to get yours!

If enough of you create Tranny Licences and email them to us, Infomaniac will post them all later this week.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get licenced, bitches!

Free Cuddles

Today only on Infomaniac, we're giving it away.



So who wants a cuddle?

Rubber Gloves Phobia

We were amused to find this comment from BEAST on KAZ’s blog …

Pa Beasty was a chemist and used to hide a rubber glove containing a bit of dry ice in my chest of drawers .when an unsuspecting young Beast opened a drawer the rubber glove used to leap out with the expanding c02 , inflate to an enormous size and then explode..particularly 'hilarious' if the glove was filled with talcum powder.....you can imagine it got old very quickly and left me with a lifelong fear of drawers AND rubber gloves
***twitch***

Can anyone suggest a form of therapy for Beast’s fear of rubber gloves and/or his fear of drawers?

Or tell us about your own experiences with rubber gloves.

Filthy Friday

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Purveyor of Houseboys

We know we said we wouldn’t post anything new ‘til Friday but we thought you’d like to know why we’re so busy today.

Our Purveyor of Houseboys is here with a fresh supply.




Mistress MJ is busy inspecting the merchandise and will return on Friday.


[photo via Damien]

Questions That Keep Us Awake

These are just a few of the questions that keep us up at night:

How does DONN get his teeth so white? …



Will BEAST ever do a load of laundry? And if so, will the stench ever come out of his stinky duvet?

Who will be the next Mr. Nude Infomaniac to replace DAMIEN?

When will ROSES admit she has a drinking problem?

Will GINRO ever become somebody’s baby daddy?

Will AYEM8Y win the Best Moaner award for his starring role in the movie Truck Stop Trollop?

Will IVD’s warty wand eventually rot and fall off? …



Will CYBERPETE ever send The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to DONN?

Will KAZ ever vote Tory?

When will EROSWINGS submit his booty to our Gallery of Alluring Arses?

Will MAGO get the snakeskin boots he so desires?

Will Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer, XL, smother her with one of her own pillows?

Will MANUEL shave off all his body hair? ...



Will Infomaniac newcomer MICHAEL RIVERS ever visit us again once he’s seen a Filthy Friday here?

If SAVANNAH moved to Atlanta, would she have to change her name?

Will JASON ever decide which Hallowe’en costume to wear?

Will MS. NATIONS give up her obsession with raising a “metric shitton of goddangedy freakin' tomatoes" and return to blogging?

Will BOXER find competent temps? How many more dogs will she get?

Will GEOFF and BETTY ever attend another social event in their lifetime?

Will MISS SCARLET have anything else named after her besides a cow and the transsexual spider that lives in Mistress MJ’s powder room? Will she ever tame her unruly bush?

Under that Bree Van de Kamp wig, is MR. FROBISHER a natural redhead? …



Will MITZI’S bruised coccyx heal in time that she may resurrect her floundering career as a Bonnie Tyler impersonator?

Will OLD KNUDSEN overcome his fear of lemurs?

Is NORMADESMOND ready for her close-up?

What will LEAH fetishize next? And will she knit a life-size Severus Snape?

Will GARFER wake up next to Carla Bruni serenading him with the Gallic version of 'Sweet Home Alabama' played on his trombone?

When will THOMBEAU call a Board of Directors meeting on Fabulon?

Where is MR. PEENEE?

Will MR. MUTLEY continue to be bothered by Icelandic swingers since he was wrongly listed as "Britains top dogger" on the Reykjavik wife swappers club website?

Whose farts smell worse? TAZZY’S or PIGGY’s?

Has HEFF ever met a beer he didn’t like?

Is WIL willing? Will Wil? Well? Will he? What?

Yes, folks. These are just a few of the many questions that keep us awake at night.

These and …

Who wrote the Book of Love?




Note: No new post 'til Friday. There's another one below this if you missed it and still need something to do.