Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

Are you ready to reveal what you've got?...



The Fifth Annual Garden Photos Event is coming soon!

Friday, October 16th is the last day to submit photos of your gardens, plants and flowers.

Show Us What You've Got!

Apologies for not giving you advance notice of The Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. I really didn't think I'd have time to prepare it.



If you took photos of your garden this year in anticipation of THE FIFTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may submit them.

Submit a photo or photos of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Please have your pics emailed to me by Friday, October 16th and I'll post them as soon as I can.

10 Years of Inexplicable DeVice!

Happy 10th blogiversary to Mr. DeVice and his blog, Inexplicable DeVice! TEN YEARS!!! Help yourself to CAKE, Bitches...



Let's reminisce, shall we?

Who can forget when he accidentally singed off his eyebrow?

Or that time he showed up at an Infomaniac Pool Party wearing a leopard-print bikini and pearl necklace?...



Or when he won and then hosted The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition?...





Or that sex tape of Mr. DeVice, down at the docks, fellating Finnish sailors? Unfortunately, the link is broken so we can't show you.

However, we here at Infomaniac DID manage to get some footage of his test results from the medical clinic...



He's 6 foot 5 inches of fun!



We're delighted to say he's an Infomaniac Bitch and an Inexplicable WITCH.

Grab a cocktail glass and join Mr. DeVice in the Gincuzzi, won't you?...

On Friday There WILL Be Cake

Tinfoil Galore!

The entries are in over at Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats & Tiaras Competition, Bitches.



CLICK HERE to see all the entries.

If you wish to vote, you have until Friday the 9th of October.

We Sure Could Use a Little Good News Today

♪Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town
Nobody OD'd, nobody burned a single building down
Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain
We sure could use a little good news today♪



I never thought I'd post the lyrics to an Anne Murray tune here on Infomaniac. (Feel free to mock me, as I suspect you will.)

In this song, our Annie "expresses despair over all of the violence and suffering she reads about in newspapers and witnesses on TV news coverage, and notes how wonderful it would be if, for just one day, the newspapers and television news anchors had nothing to report, because they had "nothing bad to say"."



The Mistress has a friend who is always upbeat; a real "glass half-full" kinda guy. "Mr. Happy," as I call him, has a beautiful home, a loving wife, and the time and money to pursue his passions. But as we know, those ingredients aren't necessarily the key to happiness. So I asked him, "What's your secret?" and he replied, "I don't read the news."

Personally, I like to be informed of what's going on in the world so I read the papers and watch the newscasts on TV. But it's enough to make you weep or crawl back under the covers.

To counteract all the bad news the papers deem fit to print, I click HERE and I suggest you try it out for yourselves. Their daily good news just might restore your shaky faith in humanity.

Now Accepting Memberships

Join the club...


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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.

Gossip Girls

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Tinfoil Top Hats & Tiaras

As annual competitions go, Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats and Tiaras Competition is THE contest to enter.



To enter, you must fashion a tinfoil hat and/or other bodily accoutrement, take a photo of yourself wearing said chapeau/accessory (or, if you are camera-shy, put it on a melon or other head-sized object) and send the photo to Mr. DeVice (email address is in his Profile,) along with a short technical description of the hat's functions, and/or a tale of fancy to go with it.

The winner will be chosen by Mr. DeVice, and displayed on his blog. There will also be a prize.

All entries must be in Mr. DeVice's 'in box' by midnight Saturday 3rd October.

Click here for more details. 

Kiss My Cock

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May I Buy You a Cocktail?

As an apology for not being here in your hour of need, may I buy all you Bitches a cocktail?

While I'm Away...

Work on your tans, Bitches...


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And remember to keep cool and clean...

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See you in a couple of weeks.

Hose Me Down

Continue to amuse yourselves at the Infomaniac Beach House in my absence. In the meantime, the Mistress requires a hosing down...


[thanks, Huggy Jon]

Beach Buffoonery

The Mistress is paddling to keep up.


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In my absence, please find ways to amuse yourselves at the Infomaniac Beach House for the next couple of days.

Beach House Incident

It appears there has already been an "incident" at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House...

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What exactly happened?

The Boys of Bastille Day

In honour of Bastille Day on July 14th in France (also known as La Fête Nationale,) we here at Infomaniac bring you a sampling of THE MEN OF FRANCE.

Let's get started. Allons-y!

Albin de la Simone (Singer-songwriter)...



Thomas Dutronc (Singer. Son of singers Françoise Hardy (the "Yeh-Yeh" Girl) and Jacques Dutronc)...



Note the resemblance to Thomas' father Jacques Dutronc in this old photo of Jacques...



Pio Marmai (Actor)...




Patrick Bruel (Singer, actor)...



Fu'ad Aït Aattou (Actor, model)...



Rodolphe Couthouis (Actor)...



Nicolas Bedos (Theatre director, actor, comedian)...



Florent Mothe (Singer, actor, musician)...




Can't get enough fabulous Frenchmen? Click here to view a previous post of beaux hommes.

Infomaniac Beach House Vendors

Norma, flogging her wares as an Infomaniac Beach House vendor...


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Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop

Now serving your beachwear needs at the Infomaniac Beach House Gift Shop...

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Thanks to Mitzi for suggesting we open a gift shop at the Beach House.

Infomaniac Beach House

You're always welcome here at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House.


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What are you Bitches looking at?

Summer, It Turns Me Upside Down

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Happy Fourth of July!

To all our American Bitches...

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We here at Infomaniac wish you a happy Fourth of July.

Houseguests

Houseguests will be showing up tomorrow and staying for a week...


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As you can imagine, The Mistress is busy preparing for their arrival.

Suggestions and tips welcome to ensure a pleasant visit.

Kill Me Now

Story here.

Welcome to the Waiting Room

Have a seat in the Waiting Room...



Contrary to Cookie's theory, and to the opinions of my fellow beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame, The Mistress has been working overtime and is about to embark on a vacation.

See you Bitches mid-June-ish.

Zzzzzz

The Mistress will be out of the blogging loop for awhile, aside from making occasional comments.



If I can get my head out of this cozy Ostrich Pillow.

Your usual snark is welcomed, as usual.

Happy Easter/Mr. Peenee's Birthday!

Mr. Peenee's clever ginger cat, Saki, has thoughtfully provided me with photos to celebrate both Easter AND Mr. Peenee's birthday...





Not just ANY birthday, mind you.

MR. PEENEE'S 60th BIRTHDAY!!!

FAIL!

Perhaps I shouldn't have binge-watched TV series on Netflix when I was meant to be studying...


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To cheer myself up after this crushing blow, I shall be 'round to visit you all sometime this weekend. I'm especially intrigued by such blog post titles as "Not the Hats of Barbara Cartland" by our Mr. DeVice.