Let's reminisce, shall we?
Who can forget when he accidentally singed off his eyebrow?
Or that time he showed up at an Infomaniac Pool Party wearing a leopard-print bikini and pearl necklace?...
Or when he won and then hosted The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition?...
Or that sex tape of Mr. DeVice, down at the docks, fellating Finnish sailors? Unfortunately, the link is broken so we can't show you.
However, we here at Infomaniac DID manage to get some footage of his test results from the medical clinic...
He's 6 foot 5 inches of fun!
We're delighted to say he's an Infomaniac Bitch and an Inexplicable WITCH.
Grab a cocktail glass and join Mr. DeVice in the Gincuzzi, won't you?...
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteNow, 10 years is a long time...
Congratulations Mr DeVice.... Happy Birthday
*dive Bombs int the Gincuzzi*
Sorry I left out the OOOO!
DeleteOooo, Princess! Seems like you didn't leave out the OOOO after all?
DeleteThank you, Mistress! It's been a fab 10 years, despite that warty wand - WHICH ISN'T EVEN MINE, PEOPLE! Something like that would ruin the lines of my bikini...
ReplyDeleteOh, I meant to say: I'll be announcing the winner of the Tin Foil Top Hats and Tiaras Compo a bit later today, so be sure to pop round later on and have a gander.
DeleteCongratulations IDV !
ReplyDeleteYou look fab in the elf shorts.
I somehow knew that The Mistress would include "that" image (I hope the condition cleared ?), no worries, it will be forgotten, once. Perhaps.
Thank you, Mago. Hey! My eyes are up here!
Delete::directs Mago's gaze from my chest to my face::
my god, ten years! how can you live with yourself?
ReplyDeleteHappy 10th blogiversary Mr Device!
ReplyDelete♪ ♫ Hot time in the hot tub! ♪ ♫
Ten years ago? Tony Blair's grin, Hurricane Katrina, the Bali bomb, Angela Merkel announced as German Chancellor, Daniel Craig announced as James Bond, the death of Ronnie Barker, the Sugababes at Number 1, Michael Howard out as Tory leader and Cameron on his way - what the UK really needed was a diary of arguments between "host" and subconscious", gardening, telly, gossip, sci-fi and other whimsies written by a sexy giant witch! Oh yes!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Mr Device - let's party like it's 2005! Jx
He's 6'5" but he looks irish so you know what that means, He's a fucking little dick mick.
ReplyDelete"He's 6 foot 5 inches of fun! I think I read that on a wall somewhere in Amsterdam last summer. Where does one buy tickets for the ride? Congrats Handsome!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would join that long drink of water in the spa anytime coz I am THIRSTY!
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