Sunday, July 12, 2015

Infomaniac Beach House Vendors

Norma, flogging her wares as an Infomaniac Beach House vendor...


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  1. I'd love to eat food prepared by those sweaty hands. Yum, yum. Jx

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    1. Everyone loves the taste of Norma’s salted Ding Dong.

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    2. that slit up the front of my official infomaniac housecoat did cause a few issues with my ding dong.

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  2. Good gods! If that's the uniform provided by Infomaniac Services count me out. And what's with the cushion strapped to her front?

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    1. it's my "peach."
      that cushion protects the peach from harm.

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  3. And I will bet my bottom dollar she is not wearing any underwear under that one piece. Lettin it all air out! I hear the sea air is very rejuvenating, but in her case doesn't appear to be working. What in hell is she hocking anyway?

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  4. I don't think she's noticed that her upper plate fell onto the tray...

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    1. oh pish tush, that's no upper plate,
      that's my ho-made crab cake.

      i leave a few little legs in 'em
      ....for the esthetics.

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  5. "taste o' the sea" is what i
    call my business, all my business.

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    1. It sounds both accurate and descriptive.

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  6. Don't let Norma talk you Bitches into sampling her "fish fingers."

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  7. House coat? I thought it was a neck to knee with a split for the big thighed gal...
    Never mind...The 'Lemon and Lace' apron is a nice touch and just pulls the whole outfit together...

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  8. I think Ms Norma looks lovely, very bright and breezy, if a little baggy.
    Sx

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  9. Wrapped in cling film too, to lock in all that fishy goodness.

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    1. youbetcha mitzi!

      i leave not a sense out!

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