Saturday, May 23, 2015

Welcome to the Waiting Room

Have a seat in the Waiting Room...



Contrary to Cookie's theory, and to the opinions of my fellow beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame, The Mistress has been working overtime and is about to embark on a vacation.

See you Bitches mid-June-ish.

43 comments:

  1. See, I just knew this was bound to happen.......the staff and guest are turning to skin and bone. Hell even the Barr and condoms are dry rotted.

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  2. Please stop feeding those cats, there's nothing left of you!
    Happy hols!
    Sx

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  3. Oh, gods! I can see your cervical vertebrae!

    ::averts eyes too late::

    Have a splendid vacation!

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  4. Goodness, you've lost weight. What is your diet secret!?

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  5. I'm glad I read that while my cats were out of the room.

    Happy holiday!

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  6. "embark" - just make sure it's not the Lusitania for your booze cruise. Enjoy it while yer floating, you butterfly, sting like a bee, happy relaxing holidays my love, travel well, return safe, GOd I miss you !

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  7. Nothing for nearly six weeks and then we're supposed to pleasure ourselves? Oh, thank you. Have a great holiday, babycakes.

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  8. my god, i thought you were karen carpenter.

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    1. i'm sorry, i wrote too quickly;
      you're much heavier than her.

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  9. but, you just got back! :(

    have a lovely holiday, sweetpea! xoxoxox

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  10. Let's only hope the holiday puts some flesh on your bones - especially your blogging fingers! I have missed the stream of semi-pornographic detritus round these parts, and was rather hoping that we'd be queuing up for the Infomaniac Garden Competition by now. What kind of job do you do with such an amount of overtime, for fuck's sake - Antarctic Explorer? Jx

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    1. sadly, she's still on holiday & brittle as ever.

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    2. Woolly AND mammoth? Jx

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  11. It's so considerate of you to specify for us when you're on vacation and when you're just screwing around, loafing.

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  12. The chitchat in here is distracting me from packing.

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  13. You are in serious need of a boob job!

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  14. When I suggested that you might want to use more slender models in your filthy posting I didn't mean this...

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  15. Fine! The one time I stop by and you're not home!!

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  16. ビートルズがロック界を席捲する前は
    のんびりした曲調が多いですね
    フュージョンコミュは強いてお奨めはしません
    人の出入りが極端にすくないですから
    コメあざす

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    1. Mitzi's hit the Tequila slammers. Again. Jx

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    2. "Before the Beatles to soap lock boundaries
      It is often melody that was leisurely
      Fusion community will not be recommended by force Because the entry and exit of people is extremely low Rice Azasu"

      What google translator tells me.
      Maybe some weird code.
      Or it's simply what it is.

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  17. Life is just one long holiday around here!
    May god bless her and all who sail in her...

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  18. You're looking skinnier than ever. Good work!

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  19. that venetian blind ain't gonna clean itself.

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  20. It's mid of June now - 15th to be exactly.

    Darling - are you coming ?

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    1. I can hear the moans from here. Jx

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    2. Oh, I though that were feral cats in heat.

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  21. I popped in and no one's home?

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  22. I've read every magazine in this waiting room at least five times, now. Is your lunch break ever going to end?!

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    1. So have I.
      Chiropody Today was particularly uninspiring and the centrefold was a pair of CROCS!!!!!!!!
      Sx

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    2. That ancient copy of Vanity Fair had a fascinating article on "Crimplene - the new wonder fabric"... Jx

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    3. The last tv-guide is from February '56 ...
      We always have the "Pylon of the Month" !

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  23. Histrionics will get you Bitches nowhere.

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  24. Welcome home, I turn that other cheek at once !

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  25. Hopefully, vacation photos of all the rides you were on.

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    1. But not while you were on them, thanks.

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    2. yes, before and after shots only.

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