Thursday, July 16, 2015

Beach House Incident

It appears there has already been an "incident" at the newly established Infomaniac Beach House...

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What exactly happened?
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  1. Inexplicable DeVice2:34 AM, July 16, 2015

    It looks like LX went diving for that elusive creature they call a 'Muff', but caught a little more than he bargained for...

    Yay! First!

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  2. Jon2:48 AM, July 16, 2015

    Dunno - but someone's about to apply "mouth-to-cock resuscitation"...Jx

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  3. The Cool Cookie7:41 AM, July 16, 2015

    That's easy. Marlon Brando was eagerly gobbling Wally Cox's cock when the club sized organ got lodged in Brando's throat. Cox, disgusted at his friend's inability to finish what he started pulled his schlong from the Oscar winner's gullet, hoisted him over his shoulder and schlepped him back to white beaches on the Republic of Vera Hruba Ralston and bowed that no matter how much Brando begged, he would withhold his "love log" until Marlon learned to pace himself.

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    1. The Mistress2:21 PM, July 17, 2015

      If I have nightmares about Wally Cox's cock, I'm holding Cookie responsible.

      Ditto for anyone who mentioned CROCS.

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    2. normadesmond8:49 PM, July 17, 2015

      and i would've loved to have gotten
      hold of mr. peepers peep!

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  4. normadesmond9:24 AM, July 16, 2015

    contrary to popular opinion, he has never had
    his nose anywhere near polly purebred's ass.

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  5. Ms Scarlet9:41 AM, July 16, 2015

    The chap is being removed from the Insomniac Beach House for showing an unhealthy interest in Crocs. the Crocs have also been removed.
    Sx

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  6. Anonymous12:14 PM, July 16, 2015

    Mitzi took the gin-test a bit too serious, what allowed Cookie to do his best David-Haselhoff-impersonation.

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  7. Jimmy5:02 PM, July 16, 2015

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  8. Mistress Maddie6:33 PM, July 16, 2015

    I'm with Scarlet, might be Crocs related. Probably saw a passer by wearing the damn things.

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  9. Mitzi 6:52 PM, July 16, 2015

    The summer sale is now on at the gift shop, tuppence off a certain pair of slip on mule style, rubberised sandal, popular with men, women and children without any taste, poor Ayem8y had to be rescued from the scrum by the mighty Mago but only after he secured himself a wolf fleece jacket with a whopping 5% off the original price tag.

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  10. Princess10:05 AM, July 17, 2015

    I think the man draped over the shoulders is suffering from "Embedded Snorkel Syndrome"... the carrier is actually the culprit... note his missing snorkel...

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  11. Unknown8:17 AM, July 20, 2015

    Was Rohypnol involved?

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