It looks like LX went diving for that elusive creature they call a 'Muff', but caught a little more than he bargained for...Yay! First!
Dunno - but someone's about to apply "mouth-to-cock resuscitation"...Jx
That's easy. Marlon Brando was eagerly gobbling Wally Cox's cock when the club sized organ got lodged in Brando's throat. Cox, disgusted at his friend's inability to finish what he started pulled his schlong from the Oscar winner's gullet, hoisted him over his shoulder and schlepped him back to white beaches on the Republic of Vera Hruba Ralston and bowed that no matter how much Brando begged, he would withhold his "love log" until Marlon learned to pace himself.
If I have nightmares about Wally Cox's cock, I'm holding Cookie responsible. Ditto for anyone who mentioned CROCS.
and i would've loved to have gotten hold of mr. peepers peep!
contrary to popular opinion, he has never hadhis nose anywhere near polly purebred's ass.
The chap is being removed from the Insomniac Beach House for showing an unhealthy interest in Crocs. the Crocs have also been removed.Sx
Mitzi took the gin-test a bit too serious, what allowed Cookie to do his best David-Haselhoff-impersonation.
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I'm with Scarlet, might be Crocs related. Probably saw a passer by wearing the damn things.
The summer sale is now on at the gift shop, tuppence off a certain pair of slip on mule style, rubberised sandal, popular with men, women and children without any taste, poor Ayem8y had to be rescued from the scrum by the mighty Mago but only after he secured himself a wolf fleece jacket with a whopping 5% off the original price tag.
I think the man draped over the shoulders is suffering from "Embedded Snorkel Syndrome"... the carrier is actually the culprit... note his missing snorkel...
Was Rohypnol involved?