Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Zzzzzz

The Mistress will be out of the blogging loop for awhile, aside from making occasional comments.



If I can get my head out of this cozy Ostrich Pillow.

Your usual snark is welcomed, as usual.
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43 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet10:25 AM, April 14, 2015

    FIRST!!!!
    Name change!!!
    Sx

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    1. Jon8:04 PM, April 14, 2015

      Be thankful it's not "Bernard". Jx

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice3:28 AM, April 15, 2015

      "Mistress Bernard"? I don't know... It has a certain ring to it.

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    3. Anonymous3:37 AM, April 15, 2015

      "Bernard of Montreal" - ? Also known as "BoM".

      Naahh ...

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  2. LẌ11:15 AM, April 14, 2015

    You may be hearing from the Shop Steward of the United Pillow Fluffers Union of North America on this one.

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  3. Jon DeepBlue12:30 PM, April 14, 2015

    It's very hard not to play the ostrich these days. Or perhaps it's not that hard at all.... I don't know... Do I sound confused?

    I need some caribou!

    Hugs
    Jon

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  4. mrpeenee3:43 PM, April 14, 2015

    I want a whole body bag like this, with just a hole to slip in narcotics and cookies.

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  5. Jimmy5:55 PM, April 14, 2015

    The pillow could be a new fetish!

    (missed your posting lots)

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  6. Mistress Maddie8:53 PM, April 14, 2015

    Why get a ostrich pillow, wouldn't it be easier to just wax the mustache? And that name change.....just watch your sick, scandalous extra curricular activities, I don't need people asking me why I was in an ally blowing sailors for wooden nickels , dressed in foundation garments, while sitting on the back of a vintage car with fins on it.

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  7. normadesmond12:12 AM, April 15, 2015

    out of the blogging loop for a while?

    uh, yah.

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  8. Anonymous12:17 AM, April 15, 2015

    This "thing" looks a lot like a lab glove box ... is it at least resistant against anything ?

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice3:27 AM, April 15, 2015

    Ah, that's just a fancy one of these.

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  10. Mitzi 6:09 PM, April 15, 2015

    Is it one of those 'at home' hyperbaric head and hand rejuvenation chambers from JML?

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  11. hayward6:46 PM, April 16, 2015

    I am viewer 44,444 of your profile. Tramp. Is there a prize?

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  12. jason2:47 AM, April 19, 2015

    That looks like a head muff.
    Or is that just wishful thinking?

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  13. savannah4:52 PM, April 27, 2015

    i come back and now you're taking a break??? WTF? ;) cya when i cya, sugarpie! xoxoxox

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  14. normadesmond9:48 AM, April 28, 2015

    tis time to pull your head out of your ass!

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  15. designing wally8:17 AM, April 29, 2015

    *Just blowing through to check for a pulse*

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  16. LẌ8:45 AM, May 04, 2015

    Happy Star Wars Day!
    May the fourth be with you!

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  17. Jimmy9:38 AM, May 04, 2015

    She must be going through 'the change'.

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    1. Ms Scarlet3:17 PM, May 05, 2015

      Yes, she is changing into CROCS!!!
      Sx

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice7:43 AM, May 09, 2015

      le gasp! The Mistress must be out of "Banned" stickers!

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    3. Ms Scarlet9:23 AM, May 09, 2015

      Crocs, crocs, crocs crocs!!!! La-la-la-lala!!
      CROCS!!
      Sx

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    4. LẌ9:29 AM, May 09, 2015

      Céline Dion! Céline Dion! Céline Dion! Céline Dion!

      Delete
    5. Ms Scarlet9:32 AM, May 09, 2015

      Thermal vest! Thermal vest! Thermal Vest!
      Uggs, Uggs, Uggs!!!
      Sx

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    6. LẌ9:34 AM, May 09, 2015

      Handguns! Handguns! Handguns!

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    7. normadesmond10:33 AM, May 09, 2015

      when her head's up her muff,
      there's no wakening her.

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    8. Jon11:06 AM, May 09, 2015

      Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! With Mounties! Jx

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  18. Old Knudsen12:00 PM, May 04, 2015

    Rehab is for losers, falling off the wagon is flying with style.

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  19. Jimmy11:27 AM, May 12, 2015

    Gestation seems to take FOREVER!

    But I see Norma made her Youtube debut.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=176&v=PPpAZnv_tJs

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    1. normadesmond8:57 PM, May 12, 2015

      DAMMIT!

      i was trying to stay under
      the radar, but grouchy outed me.

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    2. Jimmy10:44 PM, May 12, 2015

      Yes, like Itay Hod did Aaron Schock. I must admit you looked a little tired after a long day of draining anal ducts on the corgis.But you swill the wine like a pro!

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  20. designing wally8:38 AM, May 13, 2015

    *Gives toilets a few maintenance flushes to keep the gaskets moist. Checks fridge for any unwanted growths. Sprays Lysol about generously*

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  21. Anonymous7:11 PM, May 13, 2015

    GOd it smells awful in here ... Open the windows, light the cigars, brake the liquor cabinet !
    Let's re-arrange the CROCK collection ? By colour or by size ?
    Our host is still a bit late, never mind ...

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  22. The Mistress8:52 PM, May 18, 2015

    *Febrezes liberally*

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  23. Anonymous11:38 AM, May 19, 2015

    "Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair."
    *sobs into gas mask*

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