Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Zzzzzz

The Mistress will be out of the blogging loop for awhile, aside from making occasional comments.



If I can get my head out of this cozy Ostrich Pillow.

Your usual snark is welcomed, as usual.

43 comments:

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    1. Be thankful it's not "Bernard". Jx

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    2. "Mistress Bernard"? I don't know... It has a certain ring to it.

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    3. "Bernard of Montreal" - ? Also known as "BoM".

      Naahh ...

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  2. You may be hearing from the Shop Steward of the United Pillow Fluffers Union of North America on this one.

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  3. It's very hard not to play the ostrich these days. Or perhaps it's not that hard at all.... I don't know... Do I sound confused?

    I need some caribou!

    Hugs
    Jon

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  4. I want a whole body bag like this, with just a hole to slip in narcotics and cookies.

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  5. The pillow could be a new fetish!

    (missed your posting lots)

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    1. sure to put glory holes out of business.

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  6. Why get a ostrich pillow, wouldn't it be easier to just wax the mustache? And that name change.....just watch your sick, scandalous extra curricular activities, I don't need people asking me why I was in an ally blowing sailors for wooden nickels , dressed in foundation garments, while sitting on the back of a vintage car with fins on it.

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  7. out of the blogging loop for a while?

    uh, yah.

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  8. This "thing" looks a lot like a lab glove box ... is it at least resistant against anything ?

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  9. Is it one of those 'at home' hyperbaric head and hand rejuvenation chambers from JML?

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  10. I am viewer 44,444 of your profile. Tramp. Is there a prize?

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    1. I believe LX has already won it, Hayward.

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  11. That looks like a head muff.
    Or is that just wishful thinking?

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  12. i come back and now you're taking a break??? WTF? ;) cya when i cya, sugarpie! xoxoxox

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  13. tis time to pull your head out of your ass!

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  14. *Just blowing through to check for a pulse*

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  15. Happy Star Wars Day!
    May the fourth be with you!

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  16. She must be going through 'the change'.

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    1. Yes, she is changing into CROCS!!!
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    2. le gasp! The Mistress must be out of "Banned" stickers!

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    3. Crocs, crocs, crocs crocs!!!! La-la-la-lala!!
      CROCS!!
      Sx

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    4. Céline Dion! Céline Dion! Céline Dion! Céline Dion!

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    5. Thermal vest! Thermal vest! Thermal Vest!
      Uggs, Uggs, Uggs!!!
      Sx

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    6. Handguns! Handguns! Handguns!

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    7. when her head's up her muff,
      there's no wakening her.

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    8. Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber! With Mounties! Jx

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  17. Rehab is for losers, falling off the wagon is flying with style.

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  18. Gestation seems to take FOREVER!

    But I see Norma made her Youtube debut.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=176&v=PPpAZnv_tJs

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    1. DAMMIT!

      i was trying to stay under
      the radar, but grouchy outed me.

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    2. Yes, like Itay Hod did Aaron Schock. I must admit you looked a little tired after a long day of draining anal ducts on the corgis.But you swill the wine like a pro!

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  19. *Gives toilets a few maintenance flushes to keep the gaskets moist. Checks fridge for any unwanted growths. Sprays Lysol about generously*

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  20. GOd it smells awful in here ... Open the windows, light the cigars, brake the liquor cabinet !
    Let's re-arrange the CROCK collection ? By colour or by size ?
    Our host is still a bit late, never mind ...

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    1. ::chokes on Febreze fumes::

      Blimey! It's not like Beast has been here.

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  22. "Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair."
    *sobs into gas mask*

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