Is The Mistress vacationing in Abu Ghraib Prison?
Care for some intense waxing, dear ?
I'd settle for Dippity-doo and finger waves.
It's sad that Disney's leading men fall so hard after their time in the sun. Just look at what poor Aladdin's been reduced to!
“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” - Joan RiversJx
Yes, but upside down is still a switch to your usual horizontal position isn't it?
Isn't she usually inside-out besides herself ?
are you telling us you'd like some flowers for your vase?
I wish that could still do that but filling my head with blood usually gets me into a lot of trouble.
Don't forget to slip, slap, slop.... or whatever it is that you're supposed to do with sun cream.Sx
"There's always time to lube."Old Knudsen
I play the bongos..!!!
As I always say darlings... "Bottoms UP"