Tuesday, September 01, 2015

May I Buy You a Cocktail?

As an apology for not being here in your hour of need, may I buy all you Bitches a cocktail?


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  1. Ms Scarlet12:04 PM, September 01, 2015

    First!
    Sx

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  2. Ms Scarlet12:12 PM, September 01, 2015

    I'll have the Hindlegs of a Donkey Near A Wall... or some such... well anything really so long as it includes a bottle of whisky and a drop of vodka... and some white rum...
    Sx

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  3. Muscato12:47 PM, September 01, 2015

    Aperol spritz, please, on the rocks. And some of those litle cocktail peanuts, while you're up.

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  4. Mitzi 1:23 PM, September 01, 2015

    I've imagined all sorts of scenarios during your long overdue appearance, my favourite one, was of you been shanghaied to work in a house of ill-fame in Buenos Aires. I was going to inform Interpol and tell them about my suspicions, but here you are!

    The froth on bottled Bass beer makes an excellent lube in emergencies.

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  5. Jon1:42 PM, September 01, 2015

    Gin with a gin chaser and a twist of gin, please, barman. Jx

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  6. The Cool Cookie3:06 PM, September 01, 2015

    A Cookietini, please - just like a wet vodka martini, but use sweet vermouth in place of the dry stuff.

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  7. LẌ3:13 PM, September 01, 2015

    Cape Cod ... stirred, not shaken.

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice4:34 PM, September 01, 2015

    Ooh! I'll have an Aviation, please.

    Well, I need something to keep me airbourne when Broom's playing up...

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  9. Jimmy5:40 PM, September 01, 2015

    Famous Grouse. Crushed ice on the side.

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  10. Mistress Maddie7:16 PM, September 01, 2015

    That's a myth....trust me, I would know.

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  11. mrpeenee8:31 PM, September 01, 2015

    Darling, run fetch me a cosmo, Grey Goose, Cointreau, and none of that nasty Triple Sec shit. SO nice to see you back, now run along, Mummy's thirsty.

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  12. normadesmond8:36 PM, September 01, 2015

    as for la mistressa and her spreading legs, why was i under the impression that mere oxygen is pure helium to her precious stumps?

    must've read it on tit-her...i mean twitter.

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  13. Mitzi 4:43 AM, September 02, 2015

    I'll have a snakebite and black please, pure class in a glass.

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  14. Jon DeepBlue7:07 AM, September 02, 2015

    I'll have a Shirl......

    Oh never mind! I'll fetch it myself. I don't want to be the laughing stock of the peanut gallery.

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  15. The Mistress12:03 PM, September 03, 2015

    *splashes gin into the peanut gallery and vows to make the visitation rounds by Monday if not sooner*

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  16. Anonymous5:58 PM, September 03, 2015

    I hope you can sleep, m'lovely.

    Here's some Whoopy to help.

    And thank you, I have this crate of Silvaner here, comes in handy ...

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  17. ayeM8y11:19 AM, September 04, 2015

    I'm too busy in a sling in Singapore to make a Singapore Sling!

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  18. jason12:03 PM, September 05, 2015

    I already have one, a daiquiri... From the drive thru
    Thanks

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  19. savannah8:49 AM, September 07, 2015

    too much effort to make a cocktail, sugar! i just open up a bottle of wine...and sometimes, i even use a glass! ;) xoxoxox

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  20. The Mistress9:34 AM, September 17, 2015

    Just popping in to top up your glasses.

    Meetings on the other side of town which take TWO hours to get to... just worked 10 days in a row, now preparing for guests who'll stay 5 days, followed by more guests the next weekend.

    I NEED A DRINK!

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    1. Ms Scarlet9:49 AM, September 17, 2015

      Please may I book into your guest house one day?
      Sx

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    2. normadesmond9:57 AM, September 17, 2015

      guests? you have more than one cage?

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    3. LẌ4:34 PM, September 17, 2015

      Isn't it about time for an Infomaniac End Of Summer Pool Party? That will clear out the house guests!

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  21. Princess10:44 PM, September 18, 2015

    Have you opened a B&B?
    And unlike us regular bitches I hope they are all paying guests... for our sakes... how else will we ever get the bar restocked?

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