Tuesday, September 01, 2015

May I Buy You a Cocktail?

As an apology for not being here in your hour of need, may I buy all you Bitches a cocktail?


28 comments:

  1. I'll have the Hindlegs of a Donkey Near A Wall... or some such... well anything really so long as it includes a bottle of whisky and a drop of vodka... and some white rum...
    Sx

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  2. Aperol spritz, please, on the rocks. And some of those litle cocktail peanuts, while you're up.

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  3. I've imagined all sorts of scenarios during your long overdue appearance, my favourite one, was of you been shanghaied to work in a house of ill-fame in Buenos Aires. I was going to inform Interpol and tell them about my suspicions, but here you are!

    The froth on bottled Bass beer makes an excellent lube in emergencies.

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  4. Gin with a gin chaser and a twist of gin, please, barman. Jx

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  5. A Cookietini, please - just like a wet vodka martini, but use sweet vermouth in place of the dry stuff.

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  6. Cape Cod ... stirred, not shaken.

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  7. Ooh! I'll have an Aviation, please.

    Well, I need something to keep me airbourne when Broom's playing up...

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  8. Famous Grouse. Crushed ice on the side.

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  9. That's a myth....trust me, I would know.

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  10. Darling, run fetch me a cosmo, Grey Goose, Cointreau, and none of that nasty Triple Sec shit. SO nice to see you back, now run along, Mummy's thirsty.

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  11. as for la mistressa and her spreading legs, why was i under the impression that mere oxygen is pure helium to her precious stumps?

    must've read it on tit-her...i mean twitter.

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  12. I'll have a snakebite and black please, pure class in a glass.

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  13. I'll have a Shirl......

    Oh never mind! I'll fetch it myself. I don't want to be the laughing stock of the peanut gallery.

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  14. *splashes gin into the peanut gallery and vows to make the visitation rounds by Monday if not sooner*

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  15. I hope you can sleep, m'lovely.

    Here's some Whoopy to help.

    And thank you, I have this crate of Silvaner here, comes in handy ...

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  16. I'm too busy in a sling in Singapore to make a Singapore Sling!

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  17. I already have one, a daiquiri... From the drive thru
    Thanks

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  18. too much effort to make a cocktail, sugar! i just open up a bottle of wine...and sometimes, i even use a glass! ;) xoxoxox

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  19. Just popping in to top up your glasses.

    Meetings on the other side of town which take TWO hours to get to... just worked 10 days in a row, now preparing for guests who'll stay 5 days, followed by more guests the next weekend.

    I NEED A DRINK!

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    1. Please may I book into your guest house one day?
      Sx

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    2. guests? you have more than one cage?

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    3. Isn't it about time for an Infomaniac End Of Summer Pool Party? That will clear out the house guests!

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  20. Have you opened a B&B?
    And unlike us regular bitches I hope they are all paying guests... for our sakes... how else will we ever get the bar restocked?

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